Penguins of Madagascar Article: no more mr.cuteandcuddly

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posted by Marlenelover101

The day started out like all others. The only excepction was that Private was missing "Kowalski,
options." said Skipper. "Eather Private was kidnapped by Dr.Blowhole or the humans took him." said Kowalski. "I say it was Blowhole." said Skipper. "Maby." repled Kowalski. __________________________________________________

Private woke up in the hosbital. He overheard the doctor say he was sick with a new desise. "He'll be staying here for a while. I think the others are O.K. but you had better bring them in for a check-up." The other penguins were brought in and were found desie free. All but Skipper. He was sick. "The taller one might live, but the little one, we need to do surgury to get it out of him befor it reaches the brain. Prep a crash cart, STAT!" Befor Private could blink, he was wipped of to surgury. "SKIPPAH! HELP ME!" cried Private.
"I'm coming Private" Skipper shouted back. But Skipper was hauled off to another part of the hospital.
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Private was knocked out. He dreamed of his past.
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"Well boys, we have us a chick. State your name." Private was confused. Who was this penguin? "What,
cat got your tounge?" "Skipper, I think he's to young to speek." "Oh" said Skipper. "Well, I guess
he's our new recruit. What say boys?"

ilovepenguins and skipperluvs like this

Marlenelover101 just an idea...

Marlenelover101 Should I make a seaqual?

EmoCupCake definatly. oh, and its disease, not desise

Marlenelover101 Thanks EmoCupCake!

Live Without Love Chp 4 part 4: Death of the Greats

posted by skipperahmad

> Now nothing could stop us to follow the truth until the red light seen, we're had enough clues to indicate that the 'Soul Project'; the forbidden project that lead by Fidelis itself; still exist and still developed. Perhaps this was the message of Sergeant... went to the north and continued to the east. well, we have done it all... But our steps closer to the truth would bring everyone who helped us until we're arrived at this point in terrible danger. And no-one helped us with that, except the greats and the Turkey Fidelis. Russian... Fuhrer... Yusuf... Even they will leaved us with just...

Live Without Love Chp 4 part 2: Raised with scholars, March with Generals

posted by skipperahmad

> Everyone involved in the mystery is never be the ordinary man... as long as the mystery isn't the ordinary one, and this is it. So about the suicidal otter, he was not just a doctor or amputee cause by some accident. Major Skjern, the veterans from German plains were about to explain everything about everyone who involved here. Since we met the one-armed otter, Our mission will not be un-official or un-cleared anymore. It's all ...for Sergeant... and for truth... Waiting to see the red light as he talked before...

"Confirmed Rumour…"

Berlin, German

02:22 AM: Light Rain: December 12, 2002...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 4

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

It was getting dark and still no sign of Kowalski. "How long have we been searching?" Private asks. Skipper starts picking up the pace "I don't know, maybe an hour."Private looks over at Marlene's habitat and sees she's not there "Hmm i wonder where Marlene is." Suddenly he sees Alice chasing something by the lemurs habitat."Skipper...what's Alice chasing?" Skipper stops walking and looks over at the lemurs "I don't know, maybe it's Kowalski." They start sliding over to the lemurs habitat when they realize it was Marlene Alice was chasing. Skipper slides under one of the...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 2

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

Back at the HQ,Private was playing cards with Rico and Skipper. Kowalski went out for a walk to clear his head. Skipper was dealing the cards "Did you guys notice anything weird about Kowalski?". Private picks his cards up, "Weird how?" Skipper puts 2 fish in the middle of the table "Like he's suddenly so....in his head." Private pulls a card out of the deck."Yeah, I've noticed that too." Skipper gets up to make himself some coffee."Go-Fish!" Rico screams.Private looks at him funny." Wrong game Rico!" Skipper sits back down "I just hope it's something that will just blow...

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A penguin comedy^_^ chapter 4

posted by spmana123

Everyone was waiting for the next challenge, skipper was talking to his group on how to beat the others, Michele and Rico were holding hands and talking to each other, and ivy was trying to help Kat getting skipper.

Suddenly, Phil walked into the room with the next challenge,

Phil: alright! Round 2 begins! This round, everyone wi participate, the challenge will be a cook off! I'll give you a item, and I'll randomly select 1 of you from each group to be the taste
Tester to test out your groups food, I will also be tasting these foods.

Rainshadow:yay!!!! I love cooking!!!

Kat:(yes! I can make skipper...

Love hurts: chapter 7

posted by spmana123

Marlene had started to come and visit Rico every day until he awoke from his coma, she would come and sit with him and talk to him for hours,

Marlene: yea Rico....we should do that when you wake up....it will be fun...

Skipper then walked in the room.

Skipper: Marlene....it's time to go...it's getting late....

Marlene: really....already....ok....goodbye Rico...I'll see you tomorrow..

Marlene then kissed Rico on the forehead and skipper and Marlene left the room.

Marlene and skipper were on thier way home, Marlene and skipper tried to strike up a conversation, but skipper was still ticked off at...

Camp fever:chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical Friday afternoon, field trip day. We were all exhausted from today, and were finally happy to have a break from the visitors. After everybody had left and the zoo was closed, I decided to throw a party in celebration for what a great job we did today, I told Kowalski to get Marlene, private to grab julien and his crew, and Rico to help me set up for the party. Everybody was stoked to see how nice of it was to celebrate, even though we do this every Friday, I felt like today was the hardest.

"Wow! Thanks a bunch skipper!" Said Marlene with a happy expression on her face.

There...

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Love hurts:chapter 2, the plan begins......

posted by spmana123

Marlene had ran home to tell Leslie about how it had worked and how the plan actually was working so far. "See, I told you he would say yes, was skipper jealous?" Asked Leslie with a smile on her face. "I don't know I didn't ask in front of him, but in sure Rico has told them about it, can you help me get ready for the date tonight?" Said Marlene. Leslie agreed and the two began to set the table for Marlene and Rico(oysters and fish), grabbed some flowers and candles, and cleaned the place up. Meanwhile, at the penguins place, Rico wa getting ready for his date with Marlene, while the boys...

tortured....chapter 3

posted by spmana123

i was standing there, next to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, or do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting next to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOU COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.

posted by Random-Partier

Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful penguin (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...

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Caught ~4~ ~Sophia meets the team~

posted by winkies77

Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large crate with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my crate and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with fish streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: Dinner For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell or smoke. His pillow grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The more he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much more comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the penguin moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let you sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are you in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the fish and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did you talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of you as a son you know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask you something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do you like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is safe with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The seconds past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The penguin laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are you hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those fish look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of fish that a lobster left next to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those fish Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico said sadly. “Then what are you waiting for? All you gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No you just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are you annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* You just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for you are not sentient. You just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But you just said that you know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Hey that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are you hitting yourself?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! You make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You said so at the meeting! You didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...