(this article is rated PG13 some contents in this parigraph my be disterbing to others parent guidents and fewer discoution is advised thank you and injoy)
S: Alright team! Are we all set? good. Kowalski how much time do we got left?
K: Well...it will crash land in 5,4,3,2,1.
S: Wow...nice timeing Kowalski.
P: The plane it the target skippar.
S: Nice work team lets see if whoever was driving the plane is alright.
K: Rico can i have a littile help lifting the top.
R: Hua.....
P: Hay skippar look there penguins like us.
K: What are they doing flying in a milltary plane?
S: They its Manfriada and Ujonesin! Come on team lets get them back to the HQ before the dan Alise gets suspishious of what was going on here.
K: Like it is not arlready suspishious. With a hug plane in the middle of the zoo.
S: Right? Rico,Priviate stay here and try to make it look like it did before the plane crash.
P: Yes sir.
R:hua.
S: Kowalski your going to help me atteand to Manfriada and Ujoneson.
Mfa: aahaaa....my head hearts
K: Well probly dearing the krash you banged your head agienst the weil.
Mfa: au...ok....and you are how exatly?
S: He's my team mate kowalski and he is the medic and option guy on my team.
Ujs: O..wh..wha...wate just a minite! Skipper!!!
Mfr: Skipper!!!
S: Yay...its great to see you guys agien to.
K: You know skipper. I thought you said they were killed by flying peronase how are they still alive?
S: Yay...how did you servive Manfiada,Ujoneson?
Mfr: Well Skipper. When you ternd out to be right about the flying peronase which shouldent even be posable.
Ujs: Yay. Sarry for doting you about that.
Mfr: Like i was saying we escapt from the sworm of pranose by diving into an under ground tunle then we made it to a small town a couple miles away.
Ujs: Ove cores though we lost a lot of our feathers that day from the peronase bitting at use.
P: Me and Rico are all done cleaning the air plane crash mease.
S: Did that zoo cepper Alise see anythang.
P: Nop. Well not that I know ove anyway.
S: Good. So Manfriada,Ujoneson what were you guys doing flying around in a millitary plane anyway? and weres Marliene? We just saw here a littile will ago.
Mfr:au...uha? Hows Marlene?
P: She is a friend ove ours.
Mfr: Ow...ok than. Well skipper we were flying the millitary plane because.......................
................TO BE CONTINOUD...................
S: Alright team! Are we all set? good. Kowalski how much time do we got left?
K: Well...it will crash land in 5,4,3,2,1.
S: Wow...nice timeing Kowalski.
P: The plane it the target skippar.
S: Nice work team lets see if whoever was driving the plane is alright.
K: Rico can i have a littile help lifting the top.
R: Hua.....
P: Hay skippar look there penguins like us.
K: What are they doing flying in a milltary plane?
S: They its Manfriada and Ujonesin! Come on team lets get them back to the HQ before the dan Alise gets suspishious of what was going on here.
K: Like it is not arlready suspishious. With a hug plane in the middle of the zoo.
S: Right? Rico,Priviate stay here and try to make it look like it did before the plane crash.
P: Yes sir.
R:hua.
S: Kowalski your going to help me atteand to Manfriada and Ujoneson.
Mfa: aahaaa....my head hearts
K: Well probly dearing the krash you banged your head agienst the weil.
Mfa: au...ok....and you are how exatly?
S: He's my team mate kowalski and he is the medic and option guy on my team.
Ujs: O..wh..wha...wate just a minite! Skipper!!!
Mfr: Skipper!!!
S: Yay...its great to see you guys agien to.
K: You know skipper. I thought you said they were killed by flying peronase how are they still alive?
S: Yay...how did you servive Manfiada,Ujoneson?
Mfr: Well Skipper. When you ternd out to be right about the flying peronase which shouldent even be posable.
Ujs: Yay. Sarry for doting you about that.
Mfr: Like i was saying we escapt from the sworm of pranose by diving into an under ground tunle then we made it to a small town a couple miles away.
Ujs: Ove cores though we lost a lot of our feathers that day from the peronase bitting at use.
P: Me and Rico are all done cleaning the air plane crash mease.
S: Did that zoo cepper Alise see anythang.
P: Nop. Well not that I know ove anyway.
S: Good. So Manfriada,Ujoneson what were you guys doing flying around in a millitary plane anyway? and weres Marliene? We just saw here a littile will ago.
Mfr:au...uha? Hows Marlene?
P: She is a friend ove ours.
Mfr: Ow...ok than. Well skipper we were flying the millitary plane because.......................
................TO BE CONTINOUD...................
Interview Starting in
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2...
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have you been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems you have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view you as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your next in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did you go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do you eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY QUESTION YOU WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If you want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have you been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems you have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view you as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your next in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did you go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do you eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY QUESTION YOU WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If you want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.