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The three penguins lined up in front of their leader. “Mission, sir?” asked Kowalski, saluting.
“Right,” replied his commander. “Years ago, I received a call of help from our cousins the turkeys.”
“The turkeys are our cousins?” repeated Private.
“Yes.”
Private’s face grew worried. “So our cousins are being butchered as we speak?”
Rico’s face, on the other hand, was disturbingly dreamy. Ignoring the look on Rico’s face, Skipper continued. “Like a fool, I turned it down.”
“Isn’t it breaking the penguin code?” asked Kowalski.
Skipper glared at him. “Done here?”
“Affirmative.”
“As I was saying,” said Skipper, looking at them each in turn. “The mission was to help the turkeys from their annual massacre.”
The penguins’ faces grew solemn. “So, we’re going to help them?” ventured Private.
“Affirmative,” replied Skipper. “No American turkey is going to die this year.”
He handed out files to each of them. “This is the plan. You have precisely twenty-four hours to know and memorize everything.”
“Everything?” repeated Rico in his way.
“Everything,” confirmed Skipper.
He walked toward the ladder. “I suggest you get started on it right away.” With that, he was gone.
The penguins looked at each other then at the stack of filed each of them was holding. Sighing, Private carried his files to the table. “We’d better get on it.”
Kowalski followed. “I should invent something that allows you to put things into your brain without memorizing it,” he mumbled, sitting down beside Private.
Rico looked at the files one more time before heading to his bunk.

0600 hours Tuesday.....

Skipper blew the horn. “Up and at ‘em, boys!” he yelled.
One by one, his unit got up and lined up in front of him. He walked over to his rookie. “Private! What’s the name of our intel?”
“Turk, sir!” replied Private.
Skipper nodded and walked over to Kowalski. “Kowalski! What’s his origin?”
“His ancestors were from Turkey!” Kowalski stood rigid. “Like all the turkeys,” he added under his breath.
It was Rico’s turn. “What are we doing, soldier?” Skipper asked.
Rico said something that was incoherent to Kowalski and Private, but apparently, Skipper understood him. “Not bad, soldier.”
He walked in front of his team. “When are we moving out?”
“0630 hours, sir!” they answered.
Skipper was impressed. “Very good. You all know what this means.”
“Snow cones,” whispered Kowalski. “Please say it.”
“Snow cones,” declared Skipper. “Go satisfy your thirst for pleasure.”
“Yay!”
The team went topside to the park. Skipper walked over to the coffee machine and began brewing himself a cup. “Nothing like a cup of coffee in the morning,” he declared.
The hatch opened, and Marlene popped in, almost causing Skipper to spill his coffee. “Marlene! Would you ever learn how to knock?” said Skipper crossly.
The otter apologized. “ Sorry. I was wondering, do you have any spare nails? I’m hanging up more pictures.”
“It’s in the closet,” said Skipper, pointing at their untidy, dangerous storage room.
Marlene peeked in. “Uhh, you know, never mind.”
With that, she hurried out of the HQ. Skipper shrugged and continued sipping his coffee. ‘Mammals,’ he thought. ‘They can never make up their minds.’
Minutes later, his team returned from their little expedition. Skipper saw them. “All right, men. It’s go time. Kowalski! How’s our cover?”
Kowalski switched on the holograph. “Ready, sir,” he reported. “I’ve installed a function that only allows us to switch it off!”
“Rico! Private! How’s our security measure?”
“Good to go, Skipper!” said Private.
“Saddle up, boys, we’re in for a long ride,” said Skipper, climbing into the car.
DAY 4
Skipper was slumped in his bed. He might have looked peaceful, but inside his mind was torturing him, excessively. Every second of his reverie, pained his heart and caused him to panic.
Skipper woke and gasped. The familar scene was very comforting. The light streamed in through the window. Skipper renewed his cool, and let out a morning yawn.
As he always did, he started his day with a few stretches. He flexed his flippers. After a firm work-out on his fins, he bent his legs.
Once he was completely finished, he checked on his team. Tangled up in his sheets, Rico thrashed around, sucking...
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posted by werockz
While Doris was out with her kids Amy and Atom, Kowaslki walked to his furnished lab. He and Doris were rich now. They have a mansion and a wide garden. Everything was perfect but something was missing in his heart. I got everything. But what's missing? he thought. He nearly forgot something. It was that "someone" who changed his solid heart. He looked around and discovered a treasure box. "Who would send a treasure box here?"he said to himself. He carefully opened it and found a lot of stuff. Little by little, he remembered everything but he forgot the boy's name. Was it Peter? John? Mark?...
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kowalski:help me please

Private: What's going on?

*run to Kowalski who on the floor bleeding *

Kowalski : oww help me please

Private: What happened? it hans he and stabed me. please it hurts

Private: *whimpers and pulls knife out of Kowalski*

Kowalski:owwww *bleed more*

Private: Please work begin to * patch up* . I hate to lose you

Kowalski: they no chance for me but i wanted to tell you how i feel*crying *

Private: What is it Kowalski?

Kowalski:i always though of you lot and my action might of change your option of me but i want you know that i will always love you and noting can change that

Private:...
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posted by werockz
"Please, don't haunt me! I have done nothing wrong."Private fearfully said. "Me want brain!"Skipper the zombie said. The zombies came and sucked his brain. "NO!"Private said.

Private woke up. He screamed but the trio did not hear. The others were just snoring. Private just sighed. He needs someone to talk too. He sneaked out of the HQ to the park.

It was a gloomy night and Private just touched the soft leaves. He heard loud scream from the arena. "It must be a concert."Private said. He walked past 3 trees. He was delighted until a snail startled him. "Whoa!"The snail exclaimed. "Dale? What are...
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posted by peacebaby7
Tuesday, May 28, 2012 @ 3:42pm
Baxter’s Incorporated: Manhattan, New York


    Kowalski was working in his office. It was a quaint room with high ceilings that caused your voice to echo when you so much as whispered. 2 windows that looked out onto the busy streets of Manhattan. There was his work desk that was in the middle of his room, facing the door. A small refrigerator on the wall behind that. His own private restroom at the far corner.

    Other than the small tapping that Kowalski was doing at his keyboard, the room was silent. That silence was...
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posted by peacebaby7
I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This show is my life. Literally, you should see all the photos I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of fans all over the world that loves the show. It's the second best show on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the show going on for at at least one more season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the show should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the show to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.
posted by Skiparah
As for school, I liked it about as much as having a
bucket of horse manure dumped on my head. (btw,
some kid did that once- may I add he was from school).
I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for
guys like that suck-up and nosy, persickity, nerd-
ball teachers. As the smallest guy in my class I was
the picking target for every freak there. I didn't
intend on being a push-over..-and I'm not! It's
just that I was the wrong guy, in the wrong place,
at the wrong time. When I turned rebel I quit school
all together. That was probably around third grade.
I know right? Right down ridiculas is what...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank you for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think you weren't going to follow through with that little...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

*the foursome are waddling along the frozen desert, well one of them is limping*

Skipper: "So...Private. How did you come to find out about this boat thingy?"

Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."

Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"

Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The next morning, another boat was there."

Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"

Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."

Skipper: "Whatever you say..." Something...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when you see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: *awakens & sees darkness, then waddling over to Rico* "Rico, wake up!"

Rico: "Wha?" *slowly awakens*

Kowalski: "It's night. But we have a problem. There are too many clouds. I can't see any stars."

Rico: "What are we gonna do?"

Kowalski: "I dunno. I can't wait here for the stars to come out...I'm just too hungry."

Rico: "Yeah. Same here. So what do we do then?"

Kowalski: "I suggest we begin walking. Maybe we can find some food."

*Kowalski & Rico waddle till they find a small opening in the ice*

Kowalski: "Here! Maybe we can find some fish. But stay close to the surface where...
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posted by peacebaby7
Interview Starting in

3...

2...

1...


Me: "So, Skipper, how long have you been in the military?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems you have to deal with on daily basis?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view you as a leader?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your next in command?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "Where did you go on your first mission?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: >:( "What do you eat for breakfast?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "IS THERE ANY QUESTION YOU WILL ANSWER?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T



Tip: If you want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the show nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because you will be watching the show with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
In the heart of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. It is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny skyscrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked and there is the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab tree on the roof. The entrance was an arched brick gate way, atop which was an iron sign.

“ Apartments Menagerie. Weird name, but I do like the random old clock. It’s a nice touch. ” The young woman said to herself. She waited several moments before entering, before taking a deep breath

“ Confidence, Marlene....
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posted by CuteCuddly
The light was dim as Kowalski worked in his lab. Normally he wouldn’t be working in such a dim light, but today he didn’t notice the fact it could damage his eyes. Pouring chemicals into test tubes was his life’s work. There was nothing else he could do. Ever since he was a chick, he would sit alone, working on experiments.

But sometimes, he had felt lonely.

Not that he could help it; he didn’t know how to socialize then. Whenever he tried to make friends, he would start by saying something to do with math, or science. Other chicks would stare at him and walk off laughing.

He never met...
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posted by CuteCuddly
When you’re depressed, what do you do?

I look for help in many places, but I don’t always find it. So what do you do?

Sure, Kowalski’s science is helpful, but I don’t always understand it.
Sure, Rico’s regurgitation is useful, but I don’t always need it.
Sure, Private’s sweet view of life is encouraging, but I don’t always believe it.

So when you’re depressed, what do you do?

I keep looking.

Sure, Maurice’s serving is loyal, but that doesn’t always help me.
Sure, Sad-Eyes’ foot hugging is amusing, but I don’t always like it.
Sure, Ring-Tail’s partying is annoying, but I don’t...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Hey everyone! I have updated :O
Hope you like it ;)

They were still in the first level!
The only thing that had happened was that the playing field has been changed!
They were no longer in the jungle but in a frozen wasteland!
The beautiful soft green was replaced by an icy white!
And the penguins were in the middle of that!
"Oh man! Do anybody have a tanning bed right here?" Kowalski asked, trembling.
"Oh. Sorry! I have unfortunately forgotten it today!" Skipper shouted sarcastically.
"There!" Rico called, pointing to a flag about 20 yards away.
Rico wanted to run to the flag, but was stopped by Skipper....
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posted by BrightLight92
Okay, this idea came to me in a dream. It's Skilene... Just not a happy one. I would've put this on FF.net, but for some reason, it somehow got a parental block on it. :/
Marlene didn't want to let go. She didn't. She was afraid and worried and she didn't want him to leave.
"Skipper," She grasped tighter into the hug, not caring if her ring clenched uncomfortably tight to her finger. "Don't go. Please, don't go," She tried to keep the tears from her voice. She tried to sound strong, for him and for herself, but her sadness leaked into her voice and her guard went down. She grasped tighter to...
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Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy kissing there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would you be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another kiss in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...
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posted by legendary7
Skipper's point of view:

The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war: "Now, that you're a soldier you must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win or don't come back at all." The human hoisted me up to his face level and snickered with his...
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