skipper couldn't help but feel akward at the movies, so instead of focusing on marlene, his date, he focused on everyone elses, Kowalski and doris were admiring the gadgets on screen "hmmm, that's a genius idea, freeze ray opera glasses, I must try that" "oh don't be so modest Kowalski, your fish jetpack could trump that" "doris that's very flattering....", private and Angelina, a skinny pigeon with Brooklyn accent (weird, skipper had never thought private would get an american girlfriend) were spotting every single land mark in the background of the movie, "and that's big ben, tower bridge, ooh that's where the shard is now, pity this was made before it was built, oh and auntie Eunice's crumpet shop" "private, your my little crumpet" ("hmmmm, private turned VERY red at this, gonna have to make sure he doesn't become a lovey dovey nancy cat..... or more of one" skipper thought), rico and miss perky were, enacting jaws in a popcorn box.....
skipper tried to focus on the movie, where dashing spy Greg Rosenbloom was infiltrating a Russian airship, only to be found out by a beautiful Canadian spycatcher, "agent Rosenbloom, what an unpleasant surprise.." " lady if you think you can make me spill the beans on where the gold is, you might as well wrestle a moose!!" (yeuch, skipper hated the dialogue of this bad remeake) " I have, many times agent, have you forgot I am Canadian?, perhaps a dousing in SCORPIONS will loosen your tounge" "better than sitting here listening to you" "SILENCE" "YOU SILENCE" "KISS ME" "FINE!!!!".
skipper blinked, that did NOT help him get romance off his mind, skipper looked up and saw a dark shape falling quickly, "ah Julien's back" he suppressed a laugh as bada and bings fists flew up to meet him, launching him back into the air.
skipper turned back to the movie, that DID help him get romance off his mind.
the rest of the evening was uneventful, and everyone left for home other then Julian, who smashed onto the pavement, and would have to wait until Maurice came to help him.
At the penguin base, the penguin's climbed into their bunks, "so private" skipper said, remembering what he thought in the movies "how serious are you with Angelina?" private was VERY taken aback with this "ummm, isn't that private?" "no soldier, YOU are private, this is intel which your team leader is demanding to know, so spill the beans" private sighed "well, we arnt quite going steady yet, but we are on the way and we both agree we won't break up without good reason..." "no solider, not how serious is the relationship, how serious are you!!! are you going out because its fun, because your in love, because your obsessed? don't pull a Kowalski on me!!!" "a what?" Kowalski angrily asked " a Kowalski, where you go psyco bonkers over a girl who isn't interested.." "DORIS IS INTERESTED!!!!!!" Kowalski burst out angrily "yeah, but she wasn't before" skipper responded, "but I wasn't bonkers even when she wasn't" to this skipper just pulled out the tv remote, and put on the video of Kowalski reciting poetry/crying "fair enough" Kowalski sighed before going to bed.
private looked around nervously "well, i'm not THAT serious yet, its not like, well, I want...." he began humming here comes the bride "yes but will you?" skipper pressed "SHUT UP, ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS, IT'S MY PERSONNEL LIFE, NOT SOME MISSION REPORT, NOW IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL REALLY AWKWARD EVERYTIME I SEE HER!!, JUST BECAUSE YOU GET AKWARD WHEN YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH MARLENE DOSENT MEAN YOU GET TO MAKE OVER PEOPLE FEEL AKWARD WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!" private screamed, before marching behind the fish plaque and through the tunnels to his den.
skipper turned to the other penguins "you don't think..." they nodded "but its not that bad? is it?" they nodded again. Skipper sighed, he'd been trying to help private with his love life, but had made everything awkward, he stinked at love.
the other penguins turned and left into the tunnels too.......
he scolded himself for being an idiot, then he heard the scream