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"DAGNABIT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME AND NOW YOU TOOK SWEET PRIPPER ALONG WITH THEM! WHEN IS IT GONNA END?! ARGH YOU SON OF A PANCAKE! BACON FRIES ENGLAND SNOWCONES AUSTIN BILLY LIGHTNING THUNDER BOOM!" Skipper shouted.

Private and Rico backed away. ~ Cowtails sighed in relief then noticed Sweet Pripper.

"what the heck?! here I'll help you!" She said, running over to her friend's cage.

SP had a non amused look on her face.

"Well Skipper- Hey what are you doing?!" Blowhole began but cut himself off when he noticed Cowtails.

He glared at her.

"Time for plan h!" Sweet Pripper shouted.

She got out her chainsaw and sawed her way out, "I did it!"

Another cage fell on her.

"OH COME ON!" SP screamed.

Cowtails stopped to stare at Blowhole, "oh Blowy I'm so sorry!"

She ran over to Blowhole and hugged him.

~ Skipper growled, "grrr...whoever is controlling her stop it!"

"what are you talking about? No one's controlling me! I chose to do this!" Cowtails smirked.

~ Skipper ran away from the screen crying.

"Ouch..." Rico winced.

"oh my...it's got to have hurt if Skippah's crying..." Private frowned sadly.

~ "Is Skipper crying?" Sweet Pripper asked, surprised.

"Thats gotta to ruin his ego." She then chainsawed her way out of that cage.

Her eyes turned red as she glared. SP pushed Cowtails away from Blowhole and chased him.

"GET BACK HERE!" She shouted.

"I RAN OUT OF CAGES HELP!" He then fell off his Segway.

Thats when Sweet Pripper's eyes went back to blue-green.

"UGh I'm bored." She groaned.

Then the teen circled Blowhole, "I know your behind this Bottle Nose. So explain yourself!"

~ Skipper sniffed while Private and Rico watched with interest.

~ "Hey! Blowy did nothing wrong!" Cowtails shouted, helping the dolphin back up and hopped on the Segway with him. "put the bubble around us like you did on TV!" She squealed.

(GAG!) Blowhole pressed a button on his Segway that formed the bubble then zoomed out of the lair.

Sweet Pripper began shaking with anger, "BLOWHOLE YOU NO GOOD MOTHER FUCKER!"

~ Cowtails smiled sweetly at Blowhole, "now we're alone..."

~ "Skippah someone was controlling her! Now we've got to go rescue her!" Private shouted.

"you're right. men, let's pick Sweat Pripper up from his lair and find wherever he took Cowtails!" Skipper agreed.

Private stared at him, "Skippah, its SWEET Prippah..."

"whatever. move out!" Skipper rolled his eyes.

~"I can't believe he got away with this! I never lose a fight! Unless If I'm arguing with the penguins." Sweet Pripper said, pacing around. Then she paused, "And I HEARD THAT! YOU MESS UP MY NAME AGAIN AND YOU'LL FACE MY CHAINSAW!"

Suddenly the penguin's spaceship landed in the lair. The teen raced in the spaceship. Then it took off again.

"okay, Kowalski, do you see them?" Skipper asked.

"Skippah, they're up ahead, but you might want to take a look at this!" Private said, looking out the small window.

Skipper, Rico went to the window to see Blowhole kissing Cowtails. Sweet Pripper looked out the window too and she ran off to throw up.

"What is everyone looking at?" Kowalski asked, walking over, "EGAD!"

~ "Blowy, we've got company..." Cowtails said sweetly. Then she shook her head, "Wha...?"

She fell silent.

"Look! It doesn't look like she is under control anymore!" Private cheered.

~ Cowtails winked at them.

~ "Yes! she's on our side!" Skipper shouted.
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Source: Brain Drain
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Source: me or the camera guy
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posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope you enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Any title with a Roman numeral in brackets next to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do more things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the Penguin HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this helmet will guarantee you to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now you can dance with your date the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly helmet to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep or even have conversation. Something changed the youngest penguin that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost more than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just more violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The next day passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...
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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't you think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...
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Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the wall we were next to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...
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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and fish rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper said as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this list will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...
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posted by Whitesnowman
Hey guys we need to talk and you BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving fanpop and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I said to you . Truly from the bottom of my soulless heart :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I said all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on you guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
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Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think you should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much you like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...
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"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, you will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the fish guts from the top level," said Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...
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They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," said Kowalski. "State the locations please," said Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, or in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," said Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, or blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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As soon as Dr. Murdoch disappeared, Kowalski felt as if they should hold appendages. "Guys, I think it's time for Future Kowalski to send us back home, so if you want to ALL go home, we must hold appendages," said Kowalski. "Can we say goodbye to everyone here first though?" asked Lilly. "Of course, Herelde was nice, the Digger helped us find a way to the lair, and that one guy at the elevator kindly directed us there," said Private. After a while, the group held arms, flippers, or whatever they had together and waved goodbye to the friends they made on the way. "Goodbye Digger!! Goodbye Herelde!!...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader or something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh. 

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" said Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around...
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