OK, so I'm really bored, so I decided to just do something random. So I started rhyming. My poem is probably lame, I know. Whattaya gonna do? Well, here goes...


PoM is so rockin' & cool
It makes me laugh so hard I look like a fool
I think about it all the time
To not like the show would be a crime

I think about it while I'm sleeping
I think about it while I'm awake
When a new show doesn't come on I start weeping
How long do I have to wait?

Skipper, the leader, is really hard core
But he still has a soft spot
To him there's so much more
When he's in cognito he's never caught

Kowalski is the genius of the group
Tending to over-analyze situations
He is the options guy too
He knows everything about science relations

Rico is demolitions expert
He's a crazy nutball
But he's awesome for sure!
You don't want to make him mad at all

Private is the rookie
The youngest of the four
He's the most sensitive of the rookery
He has the softest core

PoM is so freakin' awesome
PoM rules
PoM is so much fun
PoM is so freakin' cool.

Word & Respect...
The Penguins of Madagascar

Nuff said.

OK, so it's probably lame. But you have to admit it IS kind of true at least...