Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

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posted by queenpalm

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorite song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb cross the road?
It was in Rico's stomach.
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Skipper: Now it's time for the theme song.
Marty: Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Circus! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Afro circus, Afro circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
Skipper: Wrong song!
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What's black, white, gray, pink, orange, and has a frame?
Kowalski hugging a picture of Doris.
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If Skipper has a talent, and Rico has a talent, and Private has a talent, and Kowalski has a talent, does Manfridi have a talent?
No, he's dead.
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One day Kowalski was trying out his new invention. It didn't work when he pressed the on button on the remote. He tried it again. And again. And again. It still didn't work. Now, Kowalski was really frustrated. He threw the remote across the room. His invention worked.
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If Rico made the T.V. explode, a tree explode, and a car explode, what did he do to the bed?
Sleep in it.

peacebaby7, Grammyof4 and 3 others like this

Private1sCut3 LOL xD Why did the bomb cross the road? It was in Rico's stomach. xD That is my favourite. x3

xDark_Angelx These are good.

NoShameHere Hehehehehehehe XD

Kowalski355 Nice XD

skipper12a I liked the last one about Rico and the bed. Penguins may blow up TVs, trees and cars explode, but apparently all they do to beds is sleep in them XD

knd-pom-sp he he he does Manfridi have a talent? No, he's dead. so funny

mostar1219 I didn't get the goldfish one

Grammyof4 Very good story Nina!

JediPenguin16 XD The Manfredi one was my favorite. XD I can't wait to tell that one to my little brother, he loves Manfredi and Johnson jokes. We make them up together when we are bored.

CuteCuddly LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! All so good!

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The Blood Night Chapter 7: Dr. Murdoch

posted by 67Dodge

"What do you suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," said Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," said Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." said Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, circle that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter 3)

posted by imskipper

Hello again! This is the 3rd Chapter of the story and Skipper is back! Thanks for visiting this story and thanks for those who keep reading my written story. I thought I am going to quit of writting this story and leave this uncontinued before, but I was concerned for the readers that are waiting. If you want something to say, be honest please and leave a comment. Sorry about the shortness of this chapter. Thank you for reading and hope you enjoy this book!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter III - The Plan of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when you where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So you will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure you can still...

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The death forest (The adventure begins)

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do you have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn you twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...

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The Hidden (Chapter IX - Franchise Frolic)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to shop for their needs. Julien and his friends went to the Department Store and Supermarket to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He said that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...

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Love's Conspirator (page 3)

posted by LtKowalski

This is not a love story, just a story about love.

CHAPTER 4: PHASE 2 COMPLETED
It's past ten. Tonight it's Lilly's turn for recon duty. Although Skipper insisted she doesnt really need to do the job, she of course wanted to show him girls can do boy things. As expected.
Everyone is asleep except me. I sneaked into my lab, left the door ajar on purpose, I only need to stand near the door.
"My sorrowful apologies Lilly, but I have to do this." I took a ballon blew on it then pricked it with a needle. BOOM! That was loud enough to disturb Skipper's sleep. And if that was not enough I had a back-up....

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Interference Chapter 5: Its dinner time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are you gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the food what do you expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' said Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If you can kindly follow me,' said Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large table filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Penguins go to the city of ember

posted by alex356

Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun or a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are you guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: day and night and there's tree and grass-
Lina:what's a tree and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 2 and Epilogue)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lets see how Skipper and the gang solve this problem that Kowalski has been struck with...

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“WOO HOO! I AM AWESOMNESS!” Kowalski screamed, running around in circles in the park. Kowalski suddenly flopped into a heap, and giggled.

“Oh, that was fun,” Kowalski muttered and stuffed more candy into his beak. He reached into his bag to grab another flipperful, and gasped.

“SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CANDY! No wait that was me. That means I have to scold myself. How could you Kowalski!? I don’t...

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Food Fight

posted by Colonelpenguin

We were standing in line to wait to eat my sister's famous recipe and dessert.
The line went like this Skipper,Lily,Me,Kowalski,Rico,Private.
Hey ladies first I knocked out Skipper but,me and Lily both stepped up in front of the line just as the food got put on the table.
"MMMMmmm....." the food smelt so good it already melt in our mouths.
"well.. I'm going somewhere to get more stuff for dessert...Okay."(she left us)
"Well Kowalski the food is on you."(throwing it but Kowalski duck and it hit Skipper instead he ran up and got the steaming hot gravy and pour it all over me)
kowalski:haha that's...

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Go Fly A Kite

posted by Colonelpenguin

Private and the boys have been bothering me all day as soon as I woke up.
me: Go fly kites
skipper: there's no fun in flying kites, Kaitlyn
Me: Okay whoever can keep their kite up the longest will get a sweet prize
Kowalski:Okay I make a kite
Private,Skipper,and Rico: Us too

Outside the habitat

Kowalski's kite was a technology looking kite.
Rico's was a shark
Private's was a plane
Skipper's had a saying I'm the beast
Kowalski: You're going down Guys
Rico: Nuh-Uh
Skipper: your the one who is going to weep
When the wind pick up they all threw their kites up.
But plane's got stuck in a tree because his...

Saw: Penguin style!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which said (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do you want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...

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Psycho: Chapter 11

posted by 67Dodge

'You alright Lily?' asked Skipper. The whole even took them by storm. 'I'm fine, okay? Don't freak out Skipper,' reassured Lily. 'Any insight as to why Private killed all those girls?' asked Skipper. 'Yes and no apparently,' said the Psychiatrist. 'What do you mean by 'yes and no'?! There's only one answer to everything!!' yelled Skipper. 'Uh uh Skipper, that's where you're wrong, you see, Private's mother is quite alive oh yes,' replied the Psychiatrist. 'But she's dead!! I even saw her mummified corpse in-' was all Lily could say before being interupted. 'Wrong again!! She's alive in Private's...

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Psycho: Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

Lily finally felt safe when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it safe to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed animals soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited more than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want you guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one more night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

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Psycho: Chapter 7

posted by 67Dodge

The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private or have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a tree stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 3: Alive!

posted by jackandjill2

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - you would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned by now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy by taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 2: Transformation

posted by jackandjill2

Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics said otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
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Unbeknownst...

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Psycho Chapter 1

posted by 67Dodge

AR: I love old movies. This is a POM version of the movie Psycho, Where a couple in need of money head to a motel where a shy man has an unstable relationship with his mother.
Marlene was quickly packing her things at home. (Oh great, another day at a dead-end job) she thought. She wolfed down the last bites of her cereal and rushed to her bedroom to pick up her car keys. 'Morning Marlene, I'm gonna miss ya so much sitting here, alone, again,' said Skipper, groggily. 'Can't wait till we move to the golden state Skippy,' said Marlene. Now, to get this straight, they are not related in love, only...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 1: Rejection

posted by jackandjill2

If you know me well, you will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the gothic classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a Youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, you should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...