Ok, here I post the first quotes I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from Street Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another penguin meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper: 4 o’clock! Agh! *penguins point a Bazooka at a chameleon*

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Skipper: That’s what Manfredi and Johnson said to me, 6 hours before their corpse were found inside a thimble on Ventnor Avenue.

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Kowalski: ...And this is the assault vehicle that backs down. My noble career ends on a snacks run: Is there anything more humiliating?
Mort: Candy mustache!
*Mort puts on Kowalski's beak "Candy Mustache".*
Kowalski: I’m going to cry over there.

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Skipper: *watching through his binocular* Scanning...Scanning...Still scanning...
Marlene: It’s ok to be wrong, I mean, c’mon! Say it just one time: Game Night is really awesome and Marlene has close togheter this Zoo.
*Skipper ignores what Marlene said*
Skipper: Scanning...

Hope it's correct on the grammatical side. Don't blame me for it...

Funny, right?