S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr



The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: Street sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise as one of them!
S: Rico, give Private what he wants.
R: Uh-huh

(pause)

POW!

(pause)

An unconsious human hits the dirt.

S: There ya' go Private.
P: Yay! :)

Private mounts the wagon. (This won't look suspicious becuase the vast majority of folk in Rome are civilized animals XD)

S: Kowalski, find your disgiuse.
K: A famous scientist travelling through Rome displaying his skills?

S: Can you come up with something less..OBVIOUS?
K: *shrugg* A mother?
S: *face palm*