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posted by EppofangirlXD
"This is the monkey habitat," Danny announced, waving around. I nodded in acknowledgment.

"Actually, we're chimpanzees, not monkeys," a chimp with a British-like accent said. He was picking up a banana peel that the other chimp had thrown on the ground. "You see, we don't have tails."

"Whateva," Julien rolled his big yellow eyes. "A monkey's a monkey, tail or no tail!" Then he doubled over laughing with Mort, who had a REALLY high-pitched squeal.

The other chimp scowled and signed something in what I assumed was sign language. He caught my interest.

"What did he just sign? Why doesn't he just talk?" I asked the British-sounding chimp.

"Phil, here, doesn't talk. And, uh, you don't want to know what he just signed." Mason said.

I looked over at Julien, who was still laughing, and decided that Mason was right.

The sky was still gray.

In the next habitat was this ginormous creature. I just gawked and gawked. "This is Burt. Burt, this is Marlene." Dad said.

"Hi!" Burt greeted.

I kept on staring. I have never seen an animal so big! Well, actually, I had seen some bigger whales back at the aquarium, but still, Burt looked so different!

To avoid looking like a jerk, I shook paws with his trunk. After Julien stole some peanuts from him without him noticing (leaving Danny to tell him to give them back), we went on to the next habitat.

Next was the kangaroo habitat, where I had a speedy greeting with Joey, the inhabitant, and then we got out of there quickly before he could kick us out.

The sky was still gray. It looked like not a sad cloud was moving.

Then we traveled from there to the rhino habitat, and then the polar bar one, then the spider monkeys, then alligator, then ostrich, then a habitat FULL of all these flamingos who all completely freaked me out when they flocked over to say hi.

All this may sound like a lot, but really, the zoo was quite small. The habitats didn't have much space. After we went through the reptile house and childrens' zoo, I was all tired out. Yes, the zoo was small, but the tour was LONG. Especially when Roger, the alligator, had to go and tell us his looooooooong story about the dream of being a singer and actor he had and wanted to follow.

"Is that all?" I asked in a voice that I hoped did not sound snobby or anything.

"Nope! Two more habitats!" Robert said. "Next is the koala one!"

"Ooh! Koalas!" I said. Actually, I did not know much about them aside from the fact that they were fuzzy and cute!

"His name is Leonard." Danny said as we hopped into the habitat. "Koalas sleep in the day and wake at night, so he's not awake right now."

"Oh rilly?" Shouted Julien. "Maybe he's just pretending with us and is actually awake with his eyes closed all the while thinking how stupid you guys are to think that he is sleeping!" He hopped on the tree brunch Leonard was on. "Come on, Leo! You can stop faking now!"

Then he kicked Leonard's behind. Well, apparently he kicked too hard because the next thing everybody knew, Leonard was tumbling down to the hard ground.

"No!" Everybody but Julian cried out.

It was too late. Leonard slammed into the ground and jolted awake. "WHA–?"

Everyone ran over to help him up. "Don't touch me!" He exclaimed. "I can't believe you woke me up! At least you're not the penguins…"

"Penguins?" I asked. Was that the next habitat?

"Yes, penguins," Leonard said mysteriously, brushing himself off. "They are bad. And weird. You do not want to meet them. Not ever!"

"Oh, come on–" Danny started.

But Julien interrupted him. "Oh yes! You don't want to know them! They must be banned! Especially that flat-headed one!"

These two animals were crazy. They didn't honestly mean that, right? No animal could have been worse than Joey. "Are you sure?" I asked the koala.

"Ye–" He suddenly fell to the floor again. This time, sleep had struck him.

"Let's go there now," Robert suggested.

"Oh, no no no no no!" said Julien.

"Great, where is it?" I asked, ignoring Julien.

"It's at the very center of the zoo," said Danny.

Very center? Wow. How had I not noticed it before?

We walked to the habitat in the middle of the zoo and jumped across the fence and water inside the habitat to land on this white platform-like thingy.

"So. Where are the penguins?"

I think that that was the millionth question I had all day. But I really did not see any penguins.

"They are probably in their stupid HQ." Julien rolled his eyes, pushed aside a fishbowl I had failed to notice, and hopped in the hole it had covered before anybody could do anything.

"HQ?"

Millionth and first question.

My dad smiled. "Just come on in." Then he and the rest of the lemurs hopped into the hole.

Puzzled, I jumped in after them. Inside, I could here an argument occurring. Julien's voice and a different one. Extremely curious now, I climbed down a metal ladder into a gray room that looked nothing like a penguin's living environment, or even a different habitat for that matter. It looked impressive.

And then I saw them.

All four penguins.

Everybody turned to look at me when they heard my jaw drop to the ground. I stared at the birds more than I stared at the elephant because, dang, these animals were, well... gorgeous!

"Speak up, doll face," ordered one penguin who obviously had pure authority. He even had a flat head, just like Julien had described. "What, do I have a coffee stain or something?" he asked.

I could not speak. His voice was awesome. My mind was lost in the gray clouds outside.

All the guys were looking at me. I suddenly wondered how it was weird that I was practically the only girl in the zoo. But then that thought also vanished into the clouds.

"You guys, this is Marlene. Marlene, this is–" Danny said.

"I can introduce myself," The flat-headed penguin interrupted. He held out his flipper. "My name is Skipper. And this is my team, Kowalski, Rico and Private."

I only had enough of a mind to shake his cold (cold?) flipper and stammer "T-team?"

"We keep the zoo nice and orderly," a cuter penguin chirped.

Wow. His British accent was even more amazing!

Julien and the Koala were both wrong. These birds were awesome. Although the first penguin's handshake had left a chill in my paw. Hmm. His flipper had felt as cold and as hard as ice. It creeped me out, but I guessed that all penguins' body's were like that.

They were extremely beautiful. Maybe it was their eyes that showed it all. Their eyes were super bright blue.

We all talked a bit more before I left with my dad and lemurs except for Julien. He had stayed behind to argue a little bit more with the penguins. That guy was a jerk.

When we reached the otter habitat again, I flumped down onto my bed, dazed, and thought about my day and so much that I had learned.

The penguins' habitat was the best. Perhaps I was crazy but... I wanted to go back there again.
Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are you alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want you guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" said Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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posted by Colonelpenguin
The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i said "I have a crystal ball you can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on you and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...
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posted by Rini_Kowalski
My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Christmas eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years ago when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, you must understand, this penguin HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...
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posted by littlebirdy05
*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's fan page, but honestly this place is more active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s more of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...
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Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a wall of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was reading and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the source of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...
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Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift or something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a whale and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...
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Skipper's nerdy best friend
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young penguin squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan down a snowdrift away from their penguin flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it by the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...
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