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I'm sorry I toke so long, I got distracted. Also if you haven't read the first 2 parts, please do,so you'll understand the storyline. Enjoy

Skipper: I just know, it's going to be a bad week.

Private: Come on Skipper, what's the worst that can happen?

Skipper: Oh nothing Private. Only that the laughter from all the other animals and people will make it almost impossible for us to escape the zoo stealthy.

Private: Oh my, that is quite bad.

Kowalski: Wait a second. I just remembered that the people have just created, a feather re-growth cream.

Skipper: That's great Kowalski. But we can't leave the zoo with Private, remember.

Kowalski: Don't worry plan already solves that problem.

Private: Then what's your plan?

Kowalski: My plan is, that I will go to get the re-growth cream at the lab in downtown. While Rico builds a underwater shelter, with an oxigan tank, for Private.

Skipper: So what do I do?

Kowalski: Well Skipper, you'll have to distract the crowds all, day, long.

Skipper: Okay. Now, exacute Operation: "Re-Growth Water Bird".

-----Meanwhile-----

King Julien: Yawn, uhhh Maurice, what day is it?

Maurice: It's Sunday, July 10th.

King Julien: Wait, that means it Super...Summer..Fun..Week Party.

Maurice: Don't you mean Super Fun Summer Party Week?

King Julien: Maurice, what I tell you about correcting the King?

Mort: Does that mean I can touch the feet?

King Julien: Of course not Mort, you can never touch the feet. Now, let's do the regal stretches, then boogy until it's midnight!

----8:58am At the Penguin Habitat----

Skipper: Rico, I want you to gather the supplies before you start building the shelter. Also, I want you to get as much done as possible before the zoo opens.

Private: I hope Kowalski is okay. You know, because it's his first solo mission.

Skipper: Really, wow, I thought he already did one by himself.

Private: He's never gone a solo because you never ordered him too. Actually, you probably could've gone with him, but I bet you he thought it through so only he would go.

Skipper: That just made my day even worse.

----Wherever Kowalski Is----

Kowalski: To my calculations the lab is about a mile from here. I hope this goes well. I still can't belive, Skipper never sent me on a solo mission before.

(Cheering)

Kowalski: What are these simpled-minded people cheering about now.

Chuck Charles: This is Chuck Charles here, giving you a ground-view at the 1st annual Super Fun Party Week parade. It looks like they're going to start things up, with the "Buddy the Giant Sun" float and ballon.

Kowalski: Great, through this parade is the quickest way to the lab.

Little Girl: Mom, I can't see anything.

Mom: I'm sorry sweety, I can't do anything to help.

Little Girl: Oh my gosh, look, a toy penguin!

Kowalski: This is not going to turn out to well.

(Girl picks up Kowalski)

Little Girl: It's so soft and cute and maybe, it's a noise when you sqeeze it.

(She squeezes Kowalski Really Tight)

Kowalski: Can you please stop, your crushing my lungs.

Mom: Honey, put that down; it's probably someone else's.

Little Girl: Oh mom, you never let me keep any cute, stuffed-animals I find.

(She Throws Kowalski Into Street)

Kowalski: Glad that's over...OH SWEET CRANIUM!

Chuck Charles: Well, the float and ballon is passing, and everyone is going crazy with cheers and excitment.

Kowalski: Come on Kowalski, think think think. I got, I can climb up the tetherlines of the ballon and get a better view of the parade.

(On Kowalski's Way Up)

Kowalski: Everyone is staring at the ballon, and nobody has noticed me. Weird

(Reaches the Top)

Kowalski: Hey cool, I can see the end. I might as well just sit up here until I reach the end.

----Penguin Habitat (Zoo is Open)----

Skipper:(Over Water-Proof Radio) Hey Private, how are you holding up down there?

Private: I'm doing just fine. Thanks for asking. Also one more thing, if someone comes around asking "where's the rest of us" what are you going to say?

Skipper: I don't know, and I don't have enough time to think about it, because the zoo is open!

----At the Lemur Habitat----

King Julien: Yes! Boogy for the humans, so they'll give us their cheers and votes.

Maurice: Wait a sec, votes?

King Julien: Well of course Maurice. Didn't you pay attention to the meeting yesterday?

Maurice: Hold on, you, paying attention to a meeting.

King Julien: Actulally, I only payed my attenetion when the silly penguins started talking about; if your kind get the most votes this week, you win a ginourmous bannar and something new and groovy to your home.

Mort: I want to add a ice fridge for my mangos and icy pops.

King Julien: For the last time Mort, I chose everything if I want to. In this case, I do. Now, you two stay here and keep boogying, while I rub it in Skipper's penguin face.


Guy in Crowd: I wonder what the penguins are going to do.

King Julien: Hey Skipper... where's the brainiac, short and phsyco one.

Skipper: uhhhhhh.....
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! You make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You said so at the meeting! You didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do you think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to you talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic music can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that music playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are you all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the next scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: You heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. HEY KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then move back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I said in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do you realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, you seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If you have any other questions you can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the previous day flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue said location. She looked at the clock on the wall next to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an hour early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank you Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell you who tranquilized you guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably safe distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and friends are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the next mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva you can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his bed and walked into the next room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his next recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, you should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski said lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper said "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene fan you will LOVE her!) And i LOVE my music, so in parts of the article i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope you like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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It was a rainy day in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring day ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a penguin and shakes to dry her feathers* You guys, don`t go outside or you will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, you got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a day off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
posted by have64
Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator Ray and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can you here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who said that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did you invented your Conscience...
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"So are you really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," said William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where you see a white light, go to heaven or hell, or be a ghost, or even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," said William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that you are dead, only time will tell, but at least you get it good, some ghosts...
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Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, you cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he said showing skipper his...
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Don't ask why its called what its called, just go with it. I might need some OC's though. I hope you guys enjoy this or else this wouldn't be a test. There's gonna be all sorts of things happening, including a machine that makes the penguins... human? But only for three days. Anyway, yes Catherine will be in this fan-fic. No, there will not be any Skilene. Yes, there will be some Priverine though (please don't kill me Private fan-girls...) But Marlene will be in this fan-fic, but something about her will change through this fan-fic. So... yeah. I need three OC's for this fan-fic. I need a Skipper...
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posted by Metallica1147
Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope you like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal day in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and by the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...
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