Teacher: Okay, everyone. This test is very important on your grade. Now, you all must- (Wind walks into class)
Teacher: Wind, you’re late
Wind: Hey, blame the bus dri- Actually, no need. I think he said something about retiring
(Meanwhile)
(Bus driver is underwater with a cinderblock tied to his foot)
(Meanwhile)
Teacher: Now, kids, this test is very important
Student: Test? That’s totally gay
Teacher: Cody, please remain quiet
Cody: Like I have to listen to you, Shitface. Why don’t you go and be boring elsewhere
Teacher: (Sighs) Okay, class, time to take the test
Wind: (Sharpens pencil, only for...
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