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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, you made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*
Santa Fe Pony 83: *Climbs down from the cab*
Saten Twist: How is everything?
Santa Fe Pony 83: Good. You'll have no trouble reaching Albuquerque.
Saten Twist: Good job.
Santa Fe Pony 83: Thanks.
Saten Twist: *Climbs into the cab with Jake*
Jake: All we have to do now is wait for the conductor. We're not allowed to leave until he gives us the signal.
Saten Twist: Shouldn't I be telling you this stuff?
Jake: Did you forget that I'm a nerd? I know everything. I've come prepared.
Saten Twist: There's no way you know everything.
Jake: Try me.
Saten Twist: Who attacked Pearl Harbor, and on what date?
Jake: The Japanese on December 7, 1941.
Saten Twist: Which pony went against Dwight D. Eisenhower in the 1953 Presidential Election?
Jake: Adlai Stevenson.
Saten Twist: Name three railroads other than the Pennsylneighnia Railroad which runs through Fillydelphia.
Jake: The Reading, Baltimare & Ohio, and the...Central Railroad of Neigh Jersey?
Saten Twist: The Jersey Central does not run through Fillydelphia.
Conductor: All aboard.
Jake: *Blows the horn twice*
Saten Twist: Hey, you let me do the work! *Rings the bell, and drives the train* You're suppose to sit, and watch.

Jake was not happy with these instructions. Upon entering Flagstaff, when Saten stopped the train to let passengers off, Jake decided to speak again.

Jake: Do you know what type of diesel this is?
Saten Twist: An F7.
Jake: Did you know they're no longer in production? EMD stopped building them in 1953.
Saten Twist: I already knew that Jake.
Conductor: All aboard!
Saten Twist: And that was quick. *Blows the horn twice, and drives the train while ringing the bell*
Jake: Did you ever get a chance to drive any of the steam locomotives?
Saten Twist: I did not. I first started work here two years ago after my training. Since I always drive the Super Chief, I've only been driving diesels.
Jake: What do you know about our steam locomotives?
Saten Twist: If you promise to stay quiet until we reach Albuquerque, I'll tell you.
Jake: *Nods*

Song (Start at 3:20): link

Saten Twist: By the end of World War 1, and after control by the United States Railway Administration, the Santa Fe began it's own development of steam locomotives. For 30 years, the Santa Fe set new standards for design of steam, but by 1957, diesel power took over all parts of the railroad. After 1950, both EMD and Alco developed General Purpose diesels which could be used in switching as well as for mainline duties. Chicagoat was the eastern terminal for the Santa Fe, and by 1954, train action around Dearborn Street Station was still a beehive of activity.
Jake: Was that where you started training?
Saten Twist: I was a photographer, two years before I started training.
Jake: Right. You said you started training in 1956.
Saten Twist: There were still a few railroads which held onto steam until the middle to late 50's, and the Grand Trunk was one of them.
Jake: You make the story sound like it takes place in the future. The 50's aren't over yet.
Saten Twist: *Blushing* I guess I just got lost in the moment. I would also like to work in movies. Until then, I'm staying on this railroad.

The song fades away once they reach Albuquerque.

Saten Twist: *Applying the brakes* Watch me butter the bread.
Jake: But we're not in an airplane.
Saten Twist: Lighten up.

The train came to a complete stop.

Jake: I guess we're done for today. What do you want to do now?
Saten Twist: I'm going home.
Jake: You don't live in Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: Nope. I spend some time with my friends in the bar, then chill with a friend of mine at his house. He works for The Southern Pacific.
Jake: Ah. Well, I'm going to a hotel. See you tomorrow.
Saten Twist: I have the day off. You will be working with another pony tomorrow. I believe his name is Tareq. He'll show you how to drive freight trains. They're a little bit tougher than passenger trains, so good luck.
Jake: Thanks.

After that, both ponies went on their separate ways.

2 B Continued
When we arrive, we soon get spotted by a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and Rainbow Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would show up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way Rainbow Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash said standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean you can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That you wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...
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posted by applejackrocks
Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: you see my dear, I need pony energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That rainbow pony there (points at RD) ill take that shy pony thats behind that tree (points at FS) ill take that fainted pony (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna join the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how you guys have been acting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for acting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and more people.I hope you all read this.Please comment below if you like.
posted by shadirby
I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.                            
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much more pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged top of the ledge.
"Tiaaa," whined Luna, my tail in her mouth. What...
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posted by AquoMoon
Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the castle floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once you steped in this castle you lost parts of your memory." said the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my friends and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in Castle Oblivion if you want to get out youmust reach the top floor of the castle," said the stallion. "here a card you may use it to get through the door once you enter you may not turn back you have to find the other door to get outof the room, do you understand?"...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Go Fluttershy! You can do it :D
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After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. Next morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: You excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 33

The British Mexican

January 16, 1954

It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.

Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk &...
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posted by karinabrony
Princess Celestia was in the horizon, and I bowed. "Thank you so much, you have defeated King Sombra." She said. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she has been using Shining Armor, and he has fallen under her spell." Celestia said. "We must go help." I said. The mane 6 nodded and we took the train to Canterlot.

I looked at the changelings. "How will we make them go away?" I asked. "We need to put them somewhere..." Rarity asked. "How about a house?" I suggested. "Right. We need one that has been abandoned." Twilight said. We split up to search. A while later, Applejack met up with us and said,...
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posted by karinabrony
Read! You have to, it says so in the book!
Read! You have to, it says so in the book!
Dear Journal,

Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on Star Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, Rainbow Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has Rainbow Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a reading lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! You have to, it says so in the book!

~ Twilight Sparkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend more time with his family. He normally got back home from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole day off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are you doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: More...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your day go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did you do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And you have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did you do?
Toby: I told...
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posted by karinabrony
OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
Dear Journal,

The other day was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do you guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!

~ Rainbow Dash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con's rental car
Con's rental car
Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created by Flim, and went to a hotel.

Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
Desk clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
Desk Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands by entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do you see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to search for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, or big blind chip must put in the money....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and Rainbow Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash you made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was given this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, or something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

Rainbow Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 more weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her animals a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the animals a valentine's day card. So I'm making some right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping cart through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom went to a nearby stool to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules by the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away or I'll punch you in...
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