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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, you made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*
Santa Fe Pony 83: *Climbs down from the cab*
Saten Twist: How is everything?
Santa Fe Pony 83: Good. You'll have no trouble reaching Albuquerque.
Saten Twist: Good job.
Santa Fe Pony 83: Thanks.
Saten Twist: *Climbs into the cab with Jake*
Jake: All we have to do now is wait for the conductor. We're not allowed to leave until he gives us the signal.
Saten Twist: Shouldn't I be telling you this stuff?
Jake: Did you forget that I'm a nerd? I know everything. I've come prepared.
Saten Twist: There's no way you know everything.
Jake: Try me.
Saten Twist: Who attacked Pearl Harbor, and on what date?
Jake: The Japanese on December 7, 1941.
Saten Twist: Which pony went against Dwight D. Eisenhower in the 1953 Presidential Election?
Jake: Adlai Stevenson.
Saten Twist: Name three railroads other than the Pennsylneighnia Railroad which runs through Fillydelphia.
Jake: The Reading, Baltimare & Ohio, and the...Central Railroad of Neigh Jersey?
Saten Twist: The Jersey Central does not run through Fillydelphia.
Conductor: All aboard.
Jake: *Blows the horn twice*
Saten Twist: Hey, you let me do the work! *Rings the bell, and drives the train* You're suppose to sit, and watch.

Jake was not happy with these instructions. Upon entering Flagstaff, when Saten stopped the train to let passengers off, Jake decided to speak again.

Jake: Do you know what type of diesel this is?
Saten Twist: An F7.
Jake: Did you know they're no longer in production? EMD stopped building them in 1953.
Saten Twist: I already knew that Jake.
Conductor: All aboard!
Saten Twist: And that was quick. *Blows the horn twice, and drives the train while ringing the bell*
Jake: Did you ever get a chance to drive any of the steam locomotives?
Saten Twist: I did not. I first started work here two years ago after my training. Since I always drive the Super Chief, I've only been driving diesels.
Jake: What do you know about our steam locomotives?
Saten Twist: If you promise to stay quiet until we reach Albuquerque, I'll tell you.
Jake: *Nods*

Song (Start at 3:20): link

Saten Twist: By the end of World War 1, and after control by the United States Railway Administration, the Santa Fe began it's own development of steam locomotives. For 30 years, the Santa Fe set new standards for design of steam, but by 1957, diesel power took over all parts of the railroad. After 1950, both EMD and Alco developed General Purpose diesels which could be used in switching as well as for mainline duties. Chicagoat was the eastern terminal for the Santa Fe, and by 1954, train action around Dearborn Street Station was still a beehive of activity.
Jake: Was that where you started training?
Saten Twist: I was a photographer, two years before I started training.
Jake: Right. You said you started training in 1956.
Saten Twist: There were still a few railroads which held onto steam until the middle to late 50's, and the Grand Trunk was one of them.
Jake: You make the story sound like it takes place in the future. The 50's aren't over yet.
Saten Twist: *Blushing* I guess I just got lost in the moment. I would also like to work in movies. Until then, I'm staying on this railroad.

The song fades away once they reach Albuquerque.

Saten Twist: *Applying the brakes* Watch me butter the bread.
Jake: But we're not in an airplane.
Saten Twist: Lighten up.

The train came to a complete stop.

Jake: I guess we're done for today. What do you want to do now?
Saten Twist: I'm going home.
Jake: You don't live in Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: Nope. I spend some time with my friends in the bar, then chill with a friend of mine at his house. He works for The Southern Pacific.
Jake: Ah. Well, I'm going to a hotel. See you tomorrow.
Saten Twist: I have the day off. You will be working with another pony tomorrow. I believe his name is Tareq. He'll show you how to drive freight trains. They're a little bit tougher than passenger trains, so good luck.
Jake: Thanks.

After that, both ponies went on their separate ways.

2 B Continued
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Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the car chase from the previous part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the pony in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is join this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when you get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, you get kicked out of the lobby by the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience:...
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WARNING: This chapter and all the other chapters following, contains disturbing content.
Not for the weak of heart..

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Trixie ended up unchaining Sweetie Belle but keeping her hooves behind her back with handcuffs.

"wait.. What are you doing?" I asked, confusedly.

Trixie ignored me, and sat Sweetie Belle down next the trouch, still handcuffed.

Trixie grabbed the bloodstained baseball bat and went behind Sweetie Belle, acting like a spooky figure as much of the room was still very dark, and her purple eyes were glowing in the dark again.

"Look...
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posted by btflash
Ok, so before I begin with this, let me just be clear. This is not a hate-ish article of any kind, like my last one was. If anything, this is purely academic (whlie at the same time opinionated), with one college class of critical thinking under my belt.

There's been a change in today's society, a rather interesting one at that. I've seen countless stories and news articles about individuals at odds with one another. Arguments, discussions, disagreements.

And today, on the wall, Canada24 expressed his discomfort at having the unpopular opinion, because "people hate him because of it."

While I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the month is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal...
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the said "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so you finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are you sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse you will.. Just ask Saten here.

Saten: ... The showers don't work.

Starlight Glimmer: To be honest. Your the first to ever use one of them.. Most of us don't 'need' showers.. But hey. Your really old, so, it makes sense..

Saten: (groans) I'm two years younger than you..

Starlight Glimmer: (laughs)...
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posted by Canada24
ONE HOUR LATER

By this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her heart racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach you manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw you were next. You could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, you keep falling alseep!.. I mean, you don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls...
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Power Play is the leader of the bank robbers
Power Play is the leader of the bank robbers
Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!
Master Sword:...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
To be honest, It's almost Christmas and I haven't done anything for that Holiday. Just because I'm working on a new review series that wouldn't be finished until after New years. There's obviously something wrong with that. So, out of guilt I'm giving you my review on "Snowdrop".Ah, yes the infamous and Famous "Snowdrop" from "SillyFillyStudios". This piece of Fan made episode left a big impact on more then just 400 of us.

Why's that exactly well, for that we have to look into the main character herself Snowdrop. She's pretty likable. She has a personality,development and a lot, a lot of sympathy,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*

Finally, I had the only room to myself where a colt of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.

Ralphie: *Writes down B*

E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the next letter was U.

Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*

Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.

Ralphie: *Continues writing letters*
Mother: Will you come out of there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and Applejack as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking forward when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her castle when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie said excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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