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posted by Canada24
LATER:

Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six more than once.

Saten: Hey, I'm here.

Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have you happened to see Pinkie on your way here?

Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.

Rarity: You mean Derpy?

Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-

Pinkie: (comes in).

Saten: There she is.

Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.

Twilight: What's with your eyes.

Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).

Twilight: (to Saten) What did you do to her?

Saten: Why think I did anything?

Pinkie: (stoned laughter).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.

Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.

Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!

Dash: ... Your high.

Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!

Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on you Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.

Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.

AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.

FLASHBACK:

AJ: Derpy, I need you to watch over AppleBloom.

Derpy: Sure.

(not long after).

AJ: Hey Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!

Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!

END FLASHBACK:

LATER:

Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.

Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell you all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!

[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].

Twilight: It's...

Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!

Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—

Pinkie: Tomorrow!

Twilight: ... Yes, on the-

Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]

Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.

Pinkie: Annnnnd?

Twilight: And, that's it.

Pinkie: Oh.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, how did you know all that?

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?

Rainbow Dash: So, you said you needed our help with something?

Twilight: Follow me.

Rainbow Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor said he wanted to come to the castle and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a colt as a surprise!

Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]

Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!

Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!

Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!

Spike: And check out all these old comic books!

Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!

Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]

Saten: What's this?

Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!

Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]

Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for castle décor, but it is very sweet of you.

Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will love it.

Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few more things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever you need, sugarcube, we'll help you get it.

Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]

Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!

Rainbow Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!

Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a pony can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the pony standing next to her what it is or she might explode?!

Fluttershy: I would say... no.

Rarity: The pony who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]

Rainbow Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was acting weirder than usual?
It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castle got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castle was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to join his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to join Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” Applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circle in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need you five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” Applejack yawned.

“me too.” Rainbow dash said sleepily.

After a few more seconds all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the Library was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
...............
Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True or not?

I love when a question of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True or not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING YOU DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True or not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but you laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how you guys have been acting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for acting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and more people.I hope you all read this.Please comment below if you like.
Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes rainbow dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created by our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if you have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older fan has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey hey hey"'s to make her feel the love and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
EARLY THE NEXT MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see you two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! You mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The Search For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see you now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are you going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the year 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell you that. Are you ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the year 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place you have here.
P: Thank you Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
Spike:Ugh,another beer I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, you go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: You got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the boat with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, you go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of you on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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posted by Canada24
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is it
This is it
The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another pony joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other pony is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air by that crane in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and Lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case Cracker returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job you three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would you like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No more cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. Next day, Gordon was sleeping when Case Cracker walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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