LATER:
Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six more than once.
Saten: Hey, I'm here.
Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have you happened to see Pinkie on your way here?
Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.
Rarity: You mean Derpy?
Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-
Pinkie: (comes in).
Saten: There she is.
Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.
Twilight: What's with your eyes.
Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).
Twilight: (to Saten) What did you do to her?
Saten: Why think I did anything?
Pinkie: (stoned laughter).
Saten: See, she's fine.
Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.
Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.
Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!
Dash: ... Your high.
Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!
Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on you Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.
Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.
AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.
FLASHBACK:
AJ: Derpy, I need you to watch over AppleBloom.
Derpy: Sure.
(not long after).
AJ: Hey Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!
Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!
END FLASHBACK:
LATER:
Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.
Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell you all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!
[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].
Twilight: It's...
Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!
Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—
Pinkie: Tomorrow!
Twilight: ... Yes, on the-
Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]
Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.
Pinkie: Annnnnd?
Twilight: And, that's it.
Pinkie: Oh.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, how did you know all that?
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?
Rainbow Dash: So, you said you needed our help with something?
Twilight: Follow me.
Rainbow Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor said he wanted to come to the castle and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a colt as a surprise!
Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]
Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!
Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!
Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!
Spike: And check out all these old comic books!
Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!
Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]
Saten: What's this?
Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!
Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]
Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for castle décor, but it is very sweet of you.
Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will love it.
Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few more things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever you need, sugarcube, we'll help you get it.
Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]
Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!
Rainbow Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!
Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a pony can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the pony standing next to her what it is or she might explode?!
Fluttershy: I would say... no.
Rarity: The pony who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]
Rainbow Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was acting weirder than usual?
Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six more than once.
Saten: Hey, I'm here.
Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have you happened to see Pinkie on your way here?
Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.
Rarity: You mean Derpy?
Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-
Pinkie: (comes in).
Saten: There she is.
Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.
Twilight: What's with your eyes.
Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).
Twilight: (to Saten) What did you do to her?
Saten: Why think I did anything?
Pinkie: (stoned laughter).
Saten: See, she's fine.
Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.
Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.
Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!
Dash: ... Your high.
Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!
Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on you Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.
Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.
AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.
FLASHBACK:
AJ: Derpy, I need you to watch over AppleBloom.
Derpy: Sure.
(not long after).
AJ: Hey Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!
Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!
END FLASHBACK:
LATER:
Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.
Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell you all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!
[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].
Twilight: It's...
Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!
Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—
Pinkie: Tomorrow!
Twilight: ... Yes, on the-
Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]
Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.
Pinkie: Annnnnd?
Twilight: And, that's it.
Pinkie: Oh.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, how did you know all that?
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?
Rainbow Dash: So, you said you needed our help with something?
Twilight: Follow me.
Rainbow Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor said he wanted to come to the castle and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a colt as a surprise!
Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]
Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!
Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!
Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!
Spike: And check out all these old comic books!
Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!
Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]
Saten: What's this?
Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!
Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]
Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for castle décor, but it is very sweet of you.
Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will love it.
Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few more things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever you need, sugarcube, we'll help you get it.
Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]
Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!
Rainbow Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!
Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a pony can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the pony standing next to her what it is or she might explode?!
Fluttershy: I would say... no.
Rarity: The pony who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]
Rainbow Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was acting weirder than usual?
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
