My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and Sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. You three wait here. If he runs, you can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits next to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the Fillydelphia Pony, and kicks him onto the ground*
Fillydelphia Pony: Agh! *Lands on ground*
Gordon: *Drags pony to car* I got him.
Case Cracker: K put em in the back.
Gordon: *Sits in back with Fillydelphia pony, and Sprocket*
Sam: *Drives*
Gordon: What can you tell us about Jim Braddock?
Fillydelphia Pony: He's dead.
Gordon: Don't give us that bullshit. You're holding him somewhere. Where is he?
Fillydelphia pony: In hell. You just go to the abandoned warehouse, and I'll prove it.
Sam: If you insist. *Goes to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: *Waits*
Sam: *Gets to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: No one knows we're here. Let's keep it that way.
Sprocket: What do we do with this guy?
Fillydelphia Pony: *Nervous*
Case Cracker: Keep an eye on him. If he tries anything on you, shoot him.
Sprocket: With pleasure.

The three stallions continue on toward the warehouse, leaving Sprocket with the Fillydelphia pony in the car.

Sam: *Sneaks in, and holds door for Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Enters and hides behind a post on the inside checking for Fillydelphia ponies*
Sam: All clear. *Goes towards room*
Case Cracker: *Follows with Gordon*
Sam: *Opens door*
Jim: *On ground*
Gordon: There he is.
Sam: Jim, wake up.
Jim: *Doesn't hear Sam*
Gordon: Jim!!! *Shoots the ground near him*
Jim: *Wakes up* What the fuck is happening?!
Case Cracker: Fillydelphia Ponies nabbed you. *looks at Jim for any major injuries*
Jim: I'm fine. They may have taken me, but I'm not seriously injured or anything.
Sam: Good.
Case Cracker: You know how you got knocked out?
Jim: *Being sarcastic* Well I don't know, how would you get knocked out?
Sam: That doesn't matter, we have to get out of here.
Case Cracker: Fine d'ya see anypony else in here?
Jim: No.
Sam: Let's go you guys.
Case Cracker: *Hears two gunshots* Shit!

The four stallions run back to Sam's car. They saw Sprocket looking at the Fillydelphia pony. She shot him to death.

Gordon: Glad you're still in one piece.
Jim: So am I. Who are you anyway?
Case Cracker: My girlfriend.
Sprocket: Sprocket is my name. It's nice to meet you Jim.
Jim: Has she joined us?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: She joined half an hour ago.
Gordon: Right. So are we fighting those Fillydelphian assholes?
Jim: Yup.
Case Cracker: When?
Jim: Tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Good,they'll be less suspecting then.

They all get back in the car, and return to San Franciscolt.

2 B Continued

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time ago when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pony that survived and was given a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed by child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up you don't even work, you feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a couch next to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As you know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and stole $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 110 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help you take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: You mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up by tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....

Saten Twist Adventures S3E3 Part 6

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining said I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean led his group to an airport, owned by Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, you said that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, you four are capable of flying on your own, so...

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his friends when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the shower while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope you like the sports car I gave you thirteen years ago as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give you something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, you will find two thousand...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and Applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked by airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do you two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E13 part 3

posted by Canada24

Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each year you wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...

Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 1

posted by Canada24

As tribute to having finished that forum story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...

The Train Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim

The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th day of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a coat hanger. He slowly walks...

Awesome pony pics

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1960 Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce returned to his table from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....

1960 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 4

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would you help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely you must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of singing the Rainbow factory music video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth wall styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told you not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' Bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!

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To ten things i found by accident

posted by Canada24

#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, by all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me MORE reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..

#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what you think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor