My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and Sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. You three wait here. If he runs, you can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits next to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the Fillydelphia Pony, and kicks him onto the ground*
Fillydelphia Pony: Agh! *Lands on ground*
Gordon: *Drags pony to car* I got him.
Case Cracker: K put em in the back.
Gordon: *Sits in back with Fillydelphia pony, and Sprocket*
Sam: *Drives*
Gordon: What can you tell us about Jim Braddock?
Fillydelphia Pony: He's dead.
Gordon: Don't give us that bullshit. You're holding him somewhere. Where is he?
Fillydelphia pony: In hell. You just go to the abandoned warehouse, and I'll prove it.
Sam: If you insist. *Goes to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: *Waits*
Sam: *Gets to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: No one knows we're here. Let's keep it that way.
Sprocket: What do we do with this guy?
Fillydelphia Pony: *Nervous*
Case Cracker: Keep an eye on him. If he tries anything on you, shoot him.
Sprocket: With pleasure.

The three stallions continue on toward the warehouse, leaving Sprocket with the Fillydelphia pony in the car.

Sam: *Sneaks in, and holds door for Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Enters and hides behind a post on the inside checking for Fillydelphia ponies*
Sam: All clear. *Goes towards room*
Case Cracker: *Follows with Gordon*
Sam: *Opens door*
Jim: *On ground*
Gordon: There he is.
Sam: Jim, wake up.
Jim: *Doesn't hear Sam*
Gordon: Jim!!! *Shoots the ground near him*
Jim: *Wakes up* What the fuck is happening?!
Case Cracker: Fillydelphia Ponies nabbed you. *looks at Jim for any major injuries*
Jim: I'm fine. They may have taken me, but I'm not seriously injured or anything.
Sam: Good.
Case Cracker: You know how you got knocked out?
Jim: *Being sarcastic* Well I don't know, how would you get knocked out?
Sam: That doesn't matter, we have to get out of here.
Case Cracker: Fine d'ya see anypony else in here?
Jim: No.
Sam: Let's go you guys.
Case Cracker: *Hears two gunshots* Shit!

The four stallions run back to Sam's car. They saw Sprocket looking at the Fillydelphia pony. She shot him to death.

Gordon: Glad you're still in one piece.
Jim: So am I. Who are you anyway?
Case Cracker: My girlfriend.
Sprocket: Sprocket is my name. It's nice to meet you Jim.
Jim: Has she joined us?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: She joined half an hour ago.
Gordon: Right. So are we fighting those Fillydelphian assholes?
Jim: Yup.
Case Cracker: When?
Jim: Tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Good,they'll be less suspecting then.

They all get back in the car, and return to San Franciscolt.

2 B Continued

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After failing at trying to get fired, Orion got ready to drive his next train. It was a freight train, carrying iron ore, and steel, bound for Denver.

Orion: *Gets an A-B set of E9's, and a U25B coupled up to his train*
Mike: *Standing next to Orion's train* You have anymore plans on getting fired?
Orion: For the moment, no.
Mike: You better think of something, or else you may have to quit, and the government will kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: I think I already know that Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion:...

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Project VOID Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... You really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that you know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell you a story of Project Reborn. You see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. You see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 5 is beginning

This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.

Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Rainbow Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* You can use your MP40 you know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the next Hell Hound* What have...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, or anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Project VOID Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If you want for Snowflake to stay alive you better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my heart hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... Lost it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... You slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... You made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a pony that stole a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's top speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Holy Palladin Castle - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have more to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have more to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.

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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....

Awesome Pony Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Heist : Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - You idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon you will be infamous around Equestria. You slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need more money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why you are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that day you didn't knew about it and you were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will you change, will your friends change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If you want to hear a truth is that you are being puppeted whatever you do and You can't leave it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7

Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are you going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the street signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main Street to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do you say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...

Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As soon as Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the hay are you doing?
Pierce: Trust us, you don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...

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Project VOID Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are you feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - You may think you are monster 37248266628374 but simply you are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing you with syringes again. How are you feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started singing *writes something* now do you feel something uneasy expect you want...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pony that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: You sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* You did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of you don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane you do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, or else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if you see an auto shop anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See you later.
Don Castalini: You didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least you got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....