Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, you were disrespecting her.
Burt: You must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: You know, maybe for once you should call your wife by her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could you bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now you drink that booze, and tell me what you think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred by her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe you should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: You really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*

Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.

Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He said that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are you okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so cross with Burt, I could just punch him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and punch it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are you sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.

Meanwhile outside of Bob's room

Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
Random Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do you have a yellow crayon, or a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
Random Pony: What kind of a pony doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are you doing?
Bob: Relax, use that pillow if he tries to punch you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are you doing here?
Emily: She just stopped by a few minutes ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.

Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.

Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. You will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank you for staying with us, and we hope you enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.

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