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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was walking from the train yard to the station.

Hawkeye: What are you doing?
Coffee Creme: I want to go talk to Gordon.
Hawkeye: Nope. Gordon is busy causing havoc in Portland. You should be glad that he's not here.
Coffee Creme: But I'm dating him.
Hawkeye: I don't care Frenchy. Go back to that yard, and get to the train with Metal Gloss.
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Frenchy.
Hawkeye: Whatever you say... Frenchy.
Coffee Creme: *Rolls eyes, and walks back to train*
Stylo: Pierce, we got a problem!
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: A passenger train came in, and one of the ponies is seriously injured.
Hawkeye: How did it happen?
Stylo: The pony was trying to walk off the train while it was moving. Bartholomew tried to stop him, but it was too late.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's go. *Runs to station*
Hurt pony: *Laying on platform* I don't think I'll make it.
Snowflake: Take it easy, we'll help you out.
Hawkeye: *Sees injury* He got a really huge cut on his head. Sir, don't you know better then to walk off a train while it's moving?
Hurt Pony: You guys do it all the time?
Hawkeye: Jesus christ. That's only on freight trains, and the conductors do that. Not everypony that works on a railroad. Seriously, you gotta be more careful.
Snowflake: What do we do?
Hawkeye: Well... I've never been in a situation like this, but I do know that the wounded area needs to have a lot of pressure on it, with a clean towel.
Snowflake: *grabs clean towel from nowhere*
Hawkeye: Where's Orion?
Snowflake: I think he took off in that freight train he had to take to Denver. Why do you need him?
Hawkeye: He told me he was good at dealing with things like this.
Stylo: Well, try not to get him involved. Otherwise, he might destroy something just to get fired before Pete returns.
Hawkeye: Yeah, we wouldn't want that. Wait a minute... Wilson! He was part of the army once, maybe he could help us. Wait here! *Runs to train yard*
Stylo: *Stays*
Snowflake: *Stays*

At the trainyard, Hawkeye saw Red Rose.

Hawkeye: *Knocking on door* Red Rose, I need your help! This is urgent.
Red Rose: *Opens door* What is it?
Hawkeye: Where's Wilson?
Red Rose: He's not here.
Hawkeye: Shit. We need help with a pony that walked off a train while it was moving, and he injured himself. The injury is very serious, but none of us know what to do.
Red Rose: I think Jeff knows.
Hawkeye: Okay, good. Thanks Red Rose. *Runs back to station*

While Pierce was going back to the station, Percy, and Jeff made it there.

Percy: Whoa, what happened here?
Jeff: I don't know. Let's go check. *Walks onto station* Stylo, what happened?
Stylo: This pony walked off the train while it was moving.
Jeff: Bartholomew, you do know spells on how to heal this pony, don't you?
Bartholomew: Unfortunately, I don't.
Percy: What about you Jeff?
Jeff: Well, I can heal this pony, but not with magic. I also don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Jeff, there you are. Red Rose said you could help with this injured pony.
Jeff: Yes I can, but I have to do it without magic. I don't know any spells.
Hawkeye: Well do what you can, and hurry!
Jeff: Okay, I'll try. First, we need to give the injury stitches.
Hawkeye: I'll go get the first aid kit. That should have everything you need. *Gets first aid kit*
Jeff: *Takes first aid kit* Thanks. *Giving hurt pony stitches*
Hurt Pony: OOWW!
Jeff: I know this hurts, but unless you want to lose part of your head, you must let me do this.
Hawkeye: We might as well be in a T.V show taking place in a MASH unit. We're healing ponies for a company.
Ponies: *Laughing*

2 B continued
The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO YOU HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… OR NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… OR THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! YOU DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that you Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need you to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are you two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are you talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - you right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade you in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 minutes and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect you Jade... burn in hell
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A part of Ponyville by 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
By the year 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the year that a pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called you here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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posted by Snickerz911411
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could you all please sign this petition or something really bad will happen to the internet.

link

Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)

"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.

Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."

That is from the article. Please sign.
From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long ago there was a pony, a pony who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light pink coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...
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posted by Quillabex
    I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the Frozen North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The Frozen North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
    As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....
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Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are you okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! You survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are you okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, Blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castle got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castle was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to join his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to join Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” Applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circle in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need you five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” Applejack yawned.

“me too.” Rainbow dash said sleepily.

After a few more seconds all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the Library was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
...............
Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True or not?

I love when a question of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True or not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING YOU DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True or not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but you laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how you guys have been acting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for acting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and more people.I hope you all read this.Please comment below if you like.
Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes rainbow dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see you now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are you going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the year 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell you that. Are you ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the year 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place you have here.
P: Thank you Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
Spike:Ugh,another beer I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor