My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: It's a mad mad mad mad world part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mirage: *wakes up* Where am I? What's going on?
Erik: Don't worry, we called up some friends, and they're going to take good care of ya.
Willy: They'll take you to a special place.
Mirage: What are you talking about? Let me go! *breaks free*
Willy: Aahaeshseae!!
Erik: *runs*
Mirage: *jumps on Erik*
Erik: Get him off me!!
Willy: uhhh, i don't know what to do!!
Mirage: You can start acting normal *punches Willy*
Erik: *runs for bathroom*
Willy: *goes into woman's room*
Mirage: *breaks doors*
Erik & Willy: *run*
Mirage: You two are getting on my nerves, I mean it! STOP
Willy; Erik, we're gonna have to kill him.
Both: CHAARGE!! *playing trumpet*
Mirage: *dodges attack*
Erik: Get off me!
Mirage: *takes keys*
Willy: He's taking the truck!
Mirage: *drives off*
Willy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Erik: We just opened too!

Rarity: When I said I'd be flying, I didn't mean in a rustbucket like this
Spike: Relax. It's made with precision. What year was this made?
Pilot: 1908!
Spike: See? Really great year for airplanes!
Pilot: *takes off*

Twilight: Man, I need to get ahead *teleports somewhere*
Sean: It sure is a beautiful day out. Not as beautiful as you though.
Rainbow Dash: Aw, thanks. *kisses Sean*
Twilight: Man watch where your going!
Sean: Oh great.
Twilight: *flattens tire*
Sean: Aaahahahahabisjerzbgvikeszgvbkjze *crashes*
Twilight: That oughta teach you not to kiss while driving!
Sean: Really? *chases Twilight*
Twilight: Man is this cuz I'm black?!?
Sean: No it's cuz you sound like a black man!
Twilight: That's what I said!
Sean: You're supposed to sound like a woman! Not like a man!
Twilight: Man, I thought it was cuz I'm black!
Sean: I hate racism! *hits Twilight*

We return to the police station, where Culpepper was going over some stuff.

cop 1: What's up captain?
Culpepper: I found out where that unicorn hid the money!
cop 1: So?
Culpepper: If I find it, I can use the money to go on a vacation. I deserve it, especially after what I've gone through.
cop 1: If you say so sir.
Culpepper: *goes back to office*
cop 1: He's probably calling his wife.
cop 2: It's gotta be obvious dude. *walks away*

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The next part will start with Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy

The airplane Spike, and Rarity have to ride

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The Warriors of Equestria 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

SnowFlake

In Equestria... One day is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 friends who wants to be a warriors...

ACT
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THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: You forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...

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MLP Mafia's Are Dangerous episode 2 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So you from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on you guys.
Sean: I'll meet you there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: You always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...

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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 2 prt 2 Farm troubles

posted by Dragon4322

"Are you bucking joking?!"

Rainbow Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ said to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus said excitedly. It didn't take long before Rainbow Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer pony asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if you can holler, then get back to it" Apple said to her. ," are you bucking joking?!" RD said as if surprised. "Yep, you said you wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard you worked every day" Applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought you wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to show due to her anger.

"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that Rainbow Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of Pizza do you want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Several minutes after beating up Diamond Tiara, Applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that you beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean you can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutes after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: You two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. You better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't you use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting you guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree chapter 7 Lightning woods

posted by Dragon4322

Lightning Dust spriniting though woods

When Pin Tail shot the insane pony in the second story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky said ,"I think we should move towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the kitchen on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them.

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy pony that escaped the battle. It only...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't you three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire guns at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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Alice and the Everfree Forest Part 1: Alice meets Mr. Rabbit

posted by DisneyFan333

The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One day she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a colt hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are you going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are you jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a gold pocket watch and if you looked closely, you could...

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15 Things You Might Not Know About Me

posted by The_Exorcist

Hello everypony! Since you people are so nice to me,I wanted to tell you some things you don't know about me!

1.)I love going to school. I like school because I get to learn new things everyday. I also like seeing my friends. I don't like recess because it is crazy. I wish our recess can either be reading or drawing.

2.)I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. I even have a book that I am studying and it is called Anotonomy 300°. I study it when I have time.

3.)I love the 60's music! Here is a list to prove it! They are my favorite songs.

I Get Around The Beach Boys***
I'm A Believer The Monkees*...