My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: It's a mad mad mad mad world part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mirage: *wakes up* Where am I? What's going on?
Erik: Don't worry, we called up some friends, and they're going to take good care of ya.
Willy: They'll take you to a special place.
Mirage: What are you talking about? Let me go! *breaks free*
Willy: Aahaeshseae!!
Erik: *runs*
Mirage: *jumps on Erik*
Erik: Get him off me!!
Willy: uhhh, i don't know what to do!!
Mirage: You can start acting normal *punches Willy*
Erik: *runs for bathroom*
Willy: *goes into woman's room*
Mirage: *breaks doors*
Erik & Willy: *run*
Mirage: You two are getting on my nerves, I mean it! STOP
Willy; Erik, we're gonna have to kill him.
Both: CHAARGE!! *playing trumpet*
Mirage: *dodges attack*
Erik: Get off me!
Mirage: *takes keys*
Willy: He's taking the truck!
Mirage: *drives off*
Willy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Erik: We just opened too!

Rarity: When I said I'd be flying, I didn't mean in a rustbucket like this
Spike: Relax. It's made with precision. What year was this made?
Pilot: 1908!
Spike: See? Really great year for airplanes!
Pilot: *takes off*

Twilight: Man, I need to get ahead *teleports somewhere*
Sean: It sure is a beautiful day out. Not as beautiful as you though.
Rainbow Dash: Aw, thanks. *kisses Sean*
Twilight: Man watch where your going!
Sean: Oh great.
Twilight: *flattens tire*
Sean: Aaahahahahabisjerzbgvikeszgvbkjze *crashes*
Twilight: That oughta teach you not to kiss while driving!
Sean: Really? *chases Twilight*
Twilight: Man is this cuz I'm black?!?
Sean: No it's cuz you sound like a black man!
Twilight: That's what I said!
Sean: You're supposed to sound like a woman! Not like a man!
Twilight: Man, I thought it was cuz I'm black!
Sean: I hate racism! *hits Twilight*

We return to the police station, where Culpepper was going over some stuff.

cop 1: What's up captain?
Culpepper: I found out where that unicorn hid the money!
cop 1: So?
Culpepper: If I find it, I can use the money to go on a vacation. I deserve it, especially after what I've gone through.
cop 1: If you say so sir.
Culpepper: *goes back to office*
cop 1: He's probably calling his wife.
cop 2: It's gotta be obvious dude. *walks away*

2 b continued

The next part will start with Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy

The airplane Spike, and Rarity have to ride

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NocturnalMirage lolz, good, good! :)

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Magical Mystery Cure

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Rainbow Factory Spoof.. Chapter 3/Orion's fate

posted by Canada24

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the top of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....

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Rainbow Factory Spoof.. Chapter 2/Doctor Atmosphere

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo and her two friends were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even MORE can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's Rainbow Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS love you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your second mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would you three shut the hell...

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a pony named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic more than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any more of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some food and some water. She walked to a small pony village. She could hardly walk...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Cupcakes shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned Apple

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the previous installment, its based on creepypastas, more specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a couch she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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Leaked My Little Pony Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

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Finally! Sweetie Belle's magic!

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

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My Little Pony Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by Rainbow Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,...

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Ponies RULE!

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do you see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. More serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The New Era... PART 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

On Battlefield (ok more on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* Cherry and Tulip... congratulations you have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What you gonna do
FireDash...

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The Succubus pt.1

posted by mariofan14

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great day in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. By day, they would be filled with energy. By night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: You shall work with Rainbow Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want you two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you all the way.

So the two of us went toward a shop that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, you steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 6 prt. 2 Pintail's fight

posted by Dragon4322

Pintail behind armoured car

As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window.
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin.
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane pony in the second story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fire at the armored car.
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to move the turret and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun by a few feet.

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 5 Scootaloo's midnight escape

posted by Dragon4322

Rainbow Dash in corner

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" Rainbow Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the orange filly says to her sister. "And! .....if you get out of bed I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus said with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her Rainbow sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the previous H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so Rainbow Dash appeared,...