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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the start of the race.

Twilight: Man drive faster!
Spike: I can't. It's bad enough I need stilts to hit the pedals, I don't wanna wreck this car.

Sean: What do you see on the map?
Rainbow Dash: Are we at the Golden Neigh bridge?
Sean: No, that's in San Franciscolt.
Rainbow Dash: What about the Fillyin wall?
Sean: That's in Europe!

Pinkie Pie: Mirage is blocking us.
Fluttershy: Well let's try to block off Spike.

Cop 13: All units. The cars involved are a Corvette, a Hoofington Belvedere, a Vriendscoupe Sportsedan, and a Fillys Equestricar.

Twilight: We're the ones in the Sportsedan, and we're in last!
Spike: I can't get them on the turns.
Rarity: Oh no!
Spike: What is it?
Rarity: DIIIIIIRT!!
Twilight: Man it's just a dirt road!

Sean: Here, you drive, I'll look at the map.
Rainbow Dash: *takes wheel*
Sean: Aha! I see it.

Mirage: What is going on with those two?

Pinkie Pie: Go faster!
Fluttershy: But my car can't go over 60.
Pinkie Pie: Then we need an airplane!

Sean: When we get there. We're going to live a wonderful life.
Twilight: Man move out of the way!
Sean: Hold that thought. *rams Spike's car*
Spike: aahhh! *stops*
Twilight: The nerve of that hedgehog.
Mirage: *crashes into Spike*
Twilight: Man what we're you thinking?!
Mirage: That you we're being stuck up, and shouldn't be in this.
Twilight: How dare you!
Spike: Clearly it was an accident, so why don't we go get help?
Twilight: Both of the cars are damaged!
Rarity: Hold on, there's a bicycle. One of you will have to ride it.
Twilight: He hit us, he should ride it.
Mirage: Whatever. *grabs bike* Wait a minute. This is a bike for a filly!
Spike: Just get help!
Mirage: *spray paints bike*
Twilight: What are you doing?!
Mirage: Repainting. I shall have it, in a cobalt kind of blue.
Twilight: What?
Spike: Cobalt is a dark blue
Twilight: shut up.
Mirage: Ok here we go *rides off*
Spike: Wait a minute, we're near an airport.
Twilight: I hate flying!
Spike: But you're an alicorn. Stop being wimpy like Fluttershy, and let's go.
Twilight: You two go, I'll get Shining Armor to help me.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our next target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, writing another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made by Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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