My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: It's a mad mad mad mad world part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the start of the race.

Twilight: Man drive faster!
Spike: I can't. It's bad enough I need stilts to hit the pedals, I don't wanna wreck this car.

Sean: What do you see on the map?
Rainbow Dash: Are we at the Golden Neigh bridge?
Sean: No, that's in San Franciscolt.
Rainbow Dash: What about the Fillyin wall?
Sean: That's in Europe!

Pinkie Pie: Mirage is blocking us.
Fluttershy: Well let's try to block off Spike.

Cop 13: All units. The cars involved are a Corvette, a Hoofington Belvedere, a Vriendscoupe Sportsedan, and a Fillys Equestricar.

Twilight: We're the ones in the Sportsedan, and we're in last!
Spike: I can't get them on the turns.
Rarity: Oh no!
Spike: What is it?
Rarity: DIIIIIIRT!!
Twilight: Man it's just a dirt road!

Sean: Here, you drive, I'll look at the map.
Rainbow Dash: *takes wheel*
Sean: Aha! I see it.

Mirage: What is going on with those two?

Pinkie Pie: Go faster!
Fluttershy: But my car can't go over 60.
Pinkie Pie: Then we need an airplane!

Sean: When we get there. We're going to live a wonderful life.
Twilight: Man move out of the way!
Sean: Hold that thought. *rams Spike's car*
Spike: aahhh! *stops*
Twilight: The nerve of that hedgehog.
Mirage: *crashes into Spike*
Twilight: Man what we're you thinking?!
Mirage: That you we're being stuck up, and shouldn't be in this.
Twilight: How dare you!
Spike: Clearly it was an accident, so why don't we go get help?
Twilight: Both of the cars are damaged!
Rarity: Hold on, there's a bicycle. One of you will have to ride it.
Twilight: He hit us, he should ride it.
Mirage: Whatever. *grabs bike* Wait a minute. This is a bike for a filly!
Spike: Just get help!
Mirage: *spray paints bike*
Twilight: What are you doing?!
Mirage: Repainting. I shall have it, in a cobalt kind of blue.
Twilight: What?
Spike: Cobalt is a dark blue
Twilight: shut up.
Mirage: Ok here we go *rides off*
Spike: Wait a minute, we're near an airport.
Twilight: I hate flying!
Spike: But you're an alicorn. Stop being wimpy like Fluttershy, and let's go.
Twilight: You two go, I'll get Shining Armor to help me.

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I WILL BE THE IRON PONY.

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Nightmare Moonraker part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...

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The Truth About Chrysalis' Life: PART 2

posted by soomin1208

The next day in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" said a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" said another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" said a colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are you crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

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my little pony:tree friends are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging by who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles or Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could you help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...

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Stallion of the Night Chapter 1: "A New World"

posted by AislingYJ

So this is my first pony fic! Tell me what you think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” Applejack asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....

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The Secret About Pinkie Pie PT3

posted by pikachu700

Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued

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This Day Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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Baby Discord (Comics)

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Popsicle

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Rainbow Dash x AppleJack

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Rainbow Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the Rainbow department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated rainbow pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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Rainbow Factory Lyrics

posted by clancker1223

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors...