I saw this on the Twilight spot:

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I bit
8h AM/PM → I staked
9h AM/PM → I sprayed holy water on
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Claire
02 or 32 min → Shane
03 or 33 min → Michael
04 or 34 min → Eve
05 or 35 min → Oliver
06 or 36 min → Myrnin
07 or 37 min → Amelie
08 or 38 min → Sam
09 or 39 min → Ada
10 or 40 min → Monica
11 or 41 min → Richard
12 or 42 min → Gina
13 or 43 min → Jennifer
14 or 44 min → Hannah
15 or 45 min → Kim
16 or 46 min → Bishop
17 or 47 min → Yasandre
18 or 48 min → Jason
19 or 49 min → Morley
20 or 50 min → Brandon
21 or 51 min → Frank
22 or 52 min → Dean
23 or 53 min → Patience
24 or 54 min → Jacob
25 or 55 min → Shane in the car
26 or 56 min → Eve in the coffee shop
27 or 57 min → Claire on campus
28 or 58 min → Michael in his room
29 or 59 min → Oliver in the sun
30 or 00 min → Myrnin in his lab

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other color → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot