1. Call him Eddy all the time.
2: Give yourself a paper cut, then put it in your mouth and say, "Mm, delicious! Want some?"
3: Say, "You don't look that scary!"
4: Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."
5: Visualize yourself naked.
6: Ask him to help you do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."
7: Drive REALLY slow.
8: Volunteer him for a blood drive.
9: Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, "Look! Blood! OOOOOOHH!"
10: Hang up posters that say, "I support Jacob Black" and "Jacob Black for President" all over his room.
11: Throw him to the crazy fan girl mobs.
12: Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, "Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."
13: Say, "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"
14: Tell him that Emmett is a cooler vampire than him. (A/N: I totally 100 percent agree with that!)
15: Tell him that Jane has the cooler vampire power. Mention that it's significantly better than mind reading.
16: Continually suggest that he'd be better of eating Bella, rather than dating her.
17: Mention that he isn't even a real vampire.
18: When flying on an airplane, say, "If this plane crashes on an island, we'll eat Bella first."
19: Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.
20: When he announces his wedding, say, "Why? Is Bella pregnant?"
21: Leave bloody, dead animals around him. Insist that you're helping with his aromatherapy.
22: Invite Jacob's whole family to the wedding. When he gets mad say, "I was just trying to help."
23: Invite the Volturi to the wedding.
24: Make a list of the ways werewolves are better than vampires. Show it to him. Act offended when he gets mad.
25: Tell him he's too closed minded; that he needs to welcome people of all cultures into his life.
26: Talk in Ebonics.
27: Tell him to "Bear in mind, other people's thoughts."
28: Kidnap Bella. When he asks where she is, say, "Don't worry about it."
29: When he threatens to kill you say, "Now now, aren't we being a little hasty?"
30: When he really IS going to kill you, blame it on Alice. Say she took her to LA to go shopping.
31: Poke him.
32: When he talks about how painful his transformation was say, "Oh yeah, your life is sooo hard."
33: When he talks about how much he loves Bella say, "Aren't you a little young to know what love is?"
34: Make Bella wear a 'Team Jacob' shirt.
35: Suggest that he and Bella take some time off to 'see other people.' Then, recommend Jessica Stanley for him.
36: Mail him a llama. When he asks why, say, "Why not?"
37: When he's listening, tell Bella she deserves someone better.
38: Invite him to go to the beach with you.
39: Read the back of the Twilight books to him. Bonus points for using a dramatic announcer voice.
40: Blame him for all of Bella's past injuries.
41: Constantly hint at how good Bella smells.
42: Visualize his house in 20 years: SUV, Surburban House, and 12 kids.
43: Laugh when Bella trips. Loudly.
44: Shine a bright light in his face and say, "Darnit, you didn't go all sparkly."
45: Buy a copy of Breaking Dawn on the black market. Tell him he dies at the end.
46: Ask him where he buys his body glitter.
47: Suggest self-tanner.
48: When Bella says how much she loves him, think: "Then why was she making out with Jacob down at La Push yesterday?"
49: When he gets mad, say innocently, "I didn't say anything."
50: Point out the circles under his eyes. Tell him to get more sleep.
51: Offer to lend him your concealer.
52: Withdraw the offer. Tell him he's too pale for that shade.
53: Suggest that a week in the tropics would do him good.
54: Tell him that we're getting tired of his 'scary' act.
55: Re-decorate his room in a 'Care Bear' theme.
56: Tell him that it will help him be happy.
57: Buy him a wolf plushie.
58: Turn his piano into a craps table.
59: Suggest that he try harder to make new friends.
60: Tell him he should hang out with Mike Newton more often.
61: Put pretty bows in his hair while he's distracted. (A/N: Preferably, I'd distract him using number 5 x])
62: Tell him that pretending to sleep would make him sympathize with humans more.
63: Cook delicious-looking meals. When he won't eat them, get offended. Then say, "I put my sweat and blood into that meal!"
64: Suggest the same stupid plan over and over. When he gets mad say, "Who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning..oh."
65: Tell him he could up his cool if he went out for football. Or track.
66: Wear tinfoil on your head. When he asks why, say that people are always trying to read your mind.
67: Give yourself a paper cut in front of Jasper.
68: When he attacks, say, "Bad Dog! Down!"
69: Suggest they keep Jasper in the backyard. "If he can't be civilized, well..."
70: Push Bella in front of a bus.
71: Pour ketchup on Bella.
72: Ask him to sign your copy of New Moon.
73: Wonder loudly to yourself what The Souls are going to do to the Cullens once they've invaded.
74: Plant daises in his house.
75: Break all of his CDs.
76: Take Bella shopping. Accidentally leave her at the mall.
77: Crash his wedding.
78: When he plans his wedding say, "Who's going to come? You know, like, four people!"
79: Whenever he comes into the room, start mentally singing the "Gilligan's Island' theme song.
80: When he tells you to stop, say, "Stop what?"
81: Take all of his CDs. Replace them with songs from the Disney movies.
82: Tell him that he and Bella should go on more 'Real Dates'.
83: Ask him if he's having a vampire attack Bella every Spring Break. Tell him you know someone who'd be willing to help.
84: Make a list of the reasons why Bella should leave him. Make sure one of them says, "Jacob. Enough Said."
85: Roll in glitter. Run around screaming, "Look at me! I'm Edward! I'm Edward!"
86: Write him love poems. Sign them from Jacob.
87: Tell him it's perfectly acceptable to be an 'alternative couple' with Jacob.
88: Diagram a love Triangle. Edward -Bella-Jacob
89: When he plans his wedding, casually say, "You know, the leading cause of divorce is marrying too young."
90: Suggest that the Cullens have more 'family meetings.' Make a point not to invite Bella.
91: Tell Bella her cooking skills would be wasted if she married him.
92: Ask him if he'll still love Bella once she's a vampire and no longer clumsy.
93: Give him your divorce attorney's card. Tell him it's "Just in case."
94: Skip around the house chanting, "Bella and Edward sitting in a tree."
95: Diagnose him randomly. Say, "You look very pale; have you been eating enough red meat?" and ask Carlisle to back you up.
96: Invite small children to his house for 'Scary Story Time.'
97: Paint his room pink.
98: Ask if you're going to be in the party repeatedly and frequently.
99: Wonder what to get him for his wedding. "A mattress topper? No, that won't work. A Blender? No...Oh! A trip to Hawaii!"
100: Wave wooden crosses and strings of garlic at him randomly. When he asks what you're doing say, "I know I've read this before.."
101: Run over his Volvo with Bella's truck. When he gets mad say, "Ah, don't get mad! I'm sure Jacob can fix it!"
2: Give yourself a paper cut, then put it in your mouth and say, "Mm, delicious! Want some?"
3: Say, "You don't look that scary!"
4: Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."
5: Visualize yourself naked.
6: Ask him to help you do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."
7: Drive REALLY slow.
8: Volunteer him for a blood drive.
9: Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, "Look! Blood! OOOOOOHH!"
10: Hang up posters that say, "I support Jacob Black" and "Jacob Black for President" all over his room.
11: Throw him to the crazy fan girl mobs.
12: Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, "Wow! A little overprotective aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind."
13: Say, "HEY! Aren't you that guy from Harry Potter?!"
14: Tell him that Emmett is a cooler vampire than him. (A/N: I totally 100 percent agree with that!)
15: Tell him that Jane has the cooler vampire power. Mention that it's significantly better than mind reading.
16: Continually suggest that he'd be better of eating Bella, rather than dating her.
17: Mention that he isn't even a real vampire.
18: When flying on an airplane, say, "If this plane crashes on an island, we'll eat Bella first."
19: Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.
20: When he announces his wedding, say, "Why? Is Bella pregnant?"
21: Leave bloody, dead animals around him. Insist that you're helping with his aromatherapy.
22: Invite Jacob's whole family to the wedding. When he gets mad say, "I was just trying to help."
23: Invite the Volturi to the wedding.
24: Make a list of the ways werewolves are better than vampires. Show it to him. Act offended when he gets mad.
25: Tell him he's too closed minded; that he needs to welcome people of all cultures into his life.
26: Talk in Ebonics.
27: Tell him to "Bear in mind, other people's thoughts."
28: Kidnap Bella. When he asks where she is, say, "Don't worry about it."
29: When he threatens to kill you say, "Now now, aren't we being a little hasty?"
30: When he really IS going to kill you, blame it on Alice. Say she took her to LA to go shopping.
31: Poke him.
32: When he talks about how painful his transformation was say, "Oh yeah, your life is sooo hard."
33: When he talks about how much he loves Bella say, "Aren't you a little young to know what love is?"
34: Make Bella wear a 'Team Jacob' shirt.
35: Suggest that he and Bella take some time off to 'see other people.' Then, recommend Jessica Stanley for him.
36: Mail him a llama. When he asks why, say, "Why not?"
37: When he's listening, tell Bella she deserves someone better.
38: Invite him to go to the beach with you.
39: Read the back of the Twilight books to him. Bonus points for using a dramatic announcer voice.
40: Blame him for all of Bella's past injuries.
41: Constantly hint at how good Bella smells.
42: Visualize his house in 20 years: SUV, Surburban House, and 12 kids.
43: Laugh when Bella trips. Loudly.
44: Shine a bright light in his face and say, "Darnit, you didn't go all sparkly."
45: Buy a copy of Breaking Dawn on the black market. Tell him he dies at the end.
46: Ask him where he buys his body glitter.
47: Suggest self-tanner.
48: When Bella says how much she loves him, think: "Then why was she making out with Jacob down at La Push yesterday?"
49: When he gets mad, say innocently, "I didn't say anything."
50: Point out the circles under his eyes. Tell him to get more sleep.
51: Offer to lend him your concealer.
52: Withdraw the offer. Tell him he's too pale for that shade.
53: Suggest that a week in the tropics would do him good.
54: Tell him that we're getting tired of his 'scary' act.
55: Re-decorate his room in a 'Care Bear' theme.
56: Tell him that it will help him be happy.
57: Buy him a wolf plushie.
58: Turn his piano into a craps table.
59: Suggest that he try harder to make new friends.
60: Tell him he should hang out with Mike Newton more often.
61: Put pretty bows in his hair while he's distracted. (A/N: Preferably, I'd distract him using number 5 x])
62: Tell him that pretending to sleep would make him sympathize with humans more.
63: Cook delicious-looking meals. When he won't eat them, get offended. Then say, "I put my sweat and blood into that meal!"
64: Suggest the same stupid plan over and over. When he gets mad say, "Who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning..oh."
65: Tell him he could up his cool if he went out for football. Or track.
66: Wear tinfoil on your head. When he asks why, say that people are always trying to read your mind.
67: Give yourself a paper cut in front of Jasper.
68: When he attacks, say, "Bad Dog! Down!"
69: Suggest they keep Jasper in the backyard. "If he can't be civilized, well..."
70: Push Bella in front of a bus.
71: Pour ketchup on Bella.
72: Ask him to sign your copy of New Moon.
73: Wonder loudly to yourself what The Souls are going to do to the Cullens once they've invaded.
74: Plant daises in his house.
75: Break all of his CDs.
76: Take Bella shopping. Accidentally leave her at the mall.
77: Crash his wedding.
78: When he plans his wedding say, "Who's going to come? You know, like, four people!"
79: Whenever he comes into the room, start mentally singing the "Gilligan's Island' theme song.
80: When he tells you to stop, say, "Stop what?"
81: Take all of his CDs. Replace them with songs from the Disney movies.
82: Tell him that he and Bella should go on more 'Real Dates'.
83: Ask him if he's having a vampire attack Bella every Spring Break. Tell him you know someone who'd be willing to help.
84: Make a list of the reasons why Bella should leave him. Make sure one of them says, "Jacob. Enough Said."
85: Roll in glitter. Run around screaming, "Look at me! I'm Edward! I'm Edward!"
86: Write him love poems. Sign them from Jacob.
87: Tell him it's perfectly acceptable to be an 'alternative couple' with Jacob.
88: Diagram a love Triangle. Edward -Bella-Jacob
89: When he plans his wedding, casually say, "You know, the leading cause of divorce is marrying too young."
90: Suggest that the Cullens have more 'family meetings.' Make a point not to invite Bella.
91: Tell Bella her cooking skills would be wasted if she married him.
92: Ask him if he'll still love Bella once she's a vampire and no longer clumsy.
93: Give him your divorce attorney's card. Tell him it's "Just in case."
94: Skip around the house chanting, "Bella and Edward sitting in a tree."
95: Diagnose him randomly. Say, "You look very pale; have you been eating enough red meat?" and ask Carlisle to back you up.
96: Invite small children to his house for 'Scary Story Time.'
97: Paint his room pink.
98: Ask if you're going to be in the party repeatedly and frequently.
99: Wonder what to get him for his wedding. "A mattress topper? No, that won't work. A Blender? No...Oh! A trip to Hawaii!"
100: Wave wooden crosses and strings of garlic at him randomly. When he asks what you're doing say, "I know I've read this before.."
101: Run over his Volvo with Bella's truck. When he gets mad say, "Ah, don't get mad! I'm sure Jacob can fix it!"
Hands around my world
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Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul or Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh
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Favorite Actors of All Time;
Josh Hutcherson
Brendan Fraiser
John Cusack
Matthew Miconihay
Joseph Levitt Gordon
Patrick Demspy
Robin Williams
Jonathan Reese Meyers
Freddie Highmore
Channing Tatum
Simon Baker
James Marsden
John Travolta
Christopher Walken
Leonardo DiCaprio
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
Michael Cera
Robert Pattinson
Matthew Miconihay
Shia LaBouf
Denise Quad
Favorite Actresses of All Time;
Kate Hudson
Abigail Breslin
Ellen Page
Queen Latifah
Dakota Fanning
Kristen StewertZooey Deschanel
Emily Deschanel
Emma Roberts
Lindsey Lohan
Amanda Seyfried
Rachel McAdams
Anna Sofia Rob
Amy Adams
Amanda Bynes
Kira Knightly
Hilary Swank
Brittany Snow
Hilary Duff
Jennifer Gardner
Drew Berrrymore
Kathy Bates
Kate Dennings
Josh Hutcherson
Brendan Fraiser
John Cusack
Matthew Miconihay
Joseph Levitt Gordon
Patrick Demspy
Robin Williams
Jonathan Reese Meyers
Freddie Highmore
Channing Tatum
Simon Baker
James Marsden
John Travolta
Christopher Walken
Leonardo DiCaprio
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
Michael Cera
Robert Pattinson
Matthew Miconihay
Shia LaBouf
Denise Quad
Favorite Actresses of All Time;
Kate Hudson
Abigail Breslin
Ellen Page
Queen Latifah
Dakota Fanning
Kristen StewertZooey Deschanel
Emily Deschanel
Emma Roberts
Lindsey Lohan
Amanda Seyfried
Rachel McAdams
Anna Sofia Rob
Amy Adams
Amanda Bynes
Kira Knightly
Hilary Swank
Brittany Snow
Hilary Duff
Jennifer Gardner
Drew Berrrymore
Kathy Bates
Kate Dennings
Suicides go to hell.
Maybe that's where I belong
with all of the murderers,
wrong-doers
and thief’s.
Suicides are bad people or they seem to be,
because they murderered themselves,
the second thing God gave them,
along with his promising love.
Suicides are just lost
in a sea of darkness,
of oblivion,
of lost causes.
Suicides aren't bad people,
they are just people with bad actions
and wrong accusations.
Suicides just want to make it better
for those they once loved.
Suicides only know that if they breakaway
from the only thing that keeps them here
everything will be as it once was,
everything will be silent,
everything will be out of their hands,
the world will be a better place.
Suicides have the right to
take away their pain.
Suicides have the right to death.
Maybe that's where I belong
with all of the murderers,
wrong-doers
and thief’s.
Suicides are bad people or they seem to be,
because they murderered themselves,
the second thing God gave them,
along with his promising love.
Suicides are just lost
in a sea of darkness,
of oblivion,
of lost causes.
Suicides aren't bad people,
they are just people with bad actions
and wrong accusations.
Suicides just want to make it better
for those they once loved.
Suicides only know that if they breakaway
from the only thing that keeps them here
everything will be as it once was,
everything will be silent,
everything will be out of their hands,
the world will be a better place.
Suicides have the right to
take away their pain.
Suicides have the right to death.
curl up in Jesus' lap from time to time
During the night, the folks came across this scene.
An abandoned dog was looking for a comfortable, protected place to sleep.
He chose baby Jesus as his comfort.
No one had the heart to send him away, so he was there all night.
We should all have the good sense of this dog and curl up in Jesus' lap from time to time.
Love is always there. Sometimes it just takes our attention being shifted back to it to truly feel it.
Practice kindness and gratitude with everybody, including yourself, everywhere, every day, it's great for the soul!
This is too sweet not to share.
P.S. No one mentioned that the dog breed is a "shepherd" …
The first Peace Sign made of ceramic
All humanity lost.
Your social line crossed.
Within yourself a burning pain.
It feels as if you are going insane.
Your mind gone.
All feelings withdrawn.
Trapped within yourself.
You no longer crave wealth.
Perhaps a blessing in desgise.
You no longer have to see through your already blind eyes.
You've been lied to your whole life.
Now your only escape is through that blood stained knife.
Now all that pain is leaving you.
Your mind refuses to accept what you are going through.
You begin to take your pain out on others.
You forget those who you once knew as sisters and brothers.
You are now trapped inside the shell of what was once you.
You don't even know whose eyes you're looking through.
Now you are too far in.
you'll never remember those you love again.
Your social line crossed.
Within yourself a burning pain.
It feels as if you are going insane.
Your mind gone.
All feelings withdrawn.
Trapped within yourself.
You no longer crave wealth.
Perhaps a blessing in desgise.
You no longer have to see through your already blind eyes.
You've been lied to your whole life.
Now your only escape is through that blood stained knife.
Now all that pain is leaving you.
Your mind refuses to accept what you are going through.
You begin to take your pain out on others.
You forget those who you once knew as sisters and brothers.
You are now trapped inside the shell of what was once you.
You don't even know whose eyes you're looking through.
Now you are too far in.
you'll never remember those you love again.
So far away
And yet so close
We change each others ways
We make each other smile
We make each other cry
This is our love
We cannot hold each others hand
We cannot touch each others skin
We cannot feel each others warth
This is our love
I reach for your hand but it isnt there
I stretch my arms out to hug you but there is no embrace
I look for your face but see only thin air
This is our love
I think about you at night
You give words to soothe me
But its no enough
This is our love
I long to hear your voice
To see you face to face
For all this to be clear in front of me and yet it cant
This is our love
pain sadness love happyness tears laughter joy despair
This is our love
Watching waiting longing listening comforting
This is our love
You and me
This is our love
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I love you baby.
And yet so close
We change each others ways
We make each other smile
We make each other cry
This is our love
We cannot hold each others hand
We cannot touch each others skin
We cannot feel each others warth
This is our love
I reach for your hand but it isnt there
I stretch my arms out to hug you but there is no embrace
I look for your face but see only thin air
This is our love
I think about you at night
You give words to soothe me
But its no enough
This is our love
I long to hear your voice
To see you face to face
For all this to be clear in front of me and yet it cant
This is our love
pain sadness love happyness tears laughter joy despair
This is our love
Watching waiting longing listening comforting
This is our love
You and me
This is our love
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I love you baby.
