If you could say/ask something to every Depp's character, what would you say/ask them? (PART 1)

I would say (If i`d be in the story):
2.Mad Hatter: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" (And I hope he laughs)
4.Sweeney Todd:"Never forget, never forgive. Revenge it`s all we have"
5.Jack Sparrow: "I have ron, doyou want to join me?"
7.Willy Wonka: "I hate gum!"
10.Mort Rainy: "Are you sure of what you`ve done. Or is it just like a dream when you kill those people?"

I haven`t answered for all the characters because I haven`t seem all of them or because I didn`t know what to ask...

Hmmm...

Mad Hatter-May I join your table of mad people?
Sweeney Todd-Hey, I hate the world too!
Jack Sparrow-Can I join your crew?
Victor Van Dort-I've got more guts than you and I'm a girl!
Willy Wonka-Ive gotta brilliant idea for you!
John Dillinger- Can I try on your hat?

how it was that he played their roles

I only know what I would say to Captain Jack Sparrow why are you so amazing

I've got 4 questions for Captain Jack Sparrow...
1.Do you plan it all out, or just make it up as you go along?
2.JACK, WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE???
3.How can you be sooo charming???
4.(ok, ok, this question is really serious)...
Do you really love Angelica???<3