A Fugly Debate

SilentRevelry [Thing in capitals are supposed to be italicized] Words: Sirius: Whoooo, lookin good today, Mandy! Mandy: Wtf? Oh god, it's Sirius Black...Get lost, Sirius! Sirius: Awww, come on, you're not stll mad about last week are you? Mandy: Oh of COURSE I'm not! You bloody Moron! Some girl: Come on Mandy. Ignore him.... Sirius: Well as soon as you get over it, let me know, yeah? Mandy: Gah! What a bastard! Some girl: He's definitely a moron. Just ignore him Some girl: He IS pretty sexy though... Some other girl: LOL, true... Mandy: WTF, who's side are you on!? Sirius: HA, hear that Prongs? They TOTALLY think I'm sexy. James: They also think you're a moron. Sirius: ...Yeah...but they think I'm SEXY. James: ...a sexy MORON Sirius: ............... Sirius: James...which part of the word SEXY are you not understanding? James: ...Oh for crying out loud... James: ...You're such a RETARD soemtimes, Sirius Sirius: A SEXY retard though, apparently! James: Yeah, well I think I'd rather be a FUGLY GENIUS than a sexy retard. That way you can get girls to like you with your MIND. Sirius: Hahaaa! You're KIDDING me, right? James: No way, I'm serious! Girls like smart guys! Sirius: Not if they look like a hippogriff's backside, they don't! Remus: What're you two talking about? I heard something about SEXY RETARDS... Sirius: Yeah, well, this idiot reckons being a FUGLY GENIUS is better than being a SEXY RETARD. James: Well if you were a fugly genius you could invent something to make you NON-FUGLY! Remus: That's true, actually... Sirius: Oh right, so you're taking HIS side, are you? Remus: No... Remus: To be honest, I don't know which one would be best.... Remus: I think I'd need to see some examples or something... Sirius: ORly? Sirius: Well what if I was to tell you that I can give you some PERFECT examples... Sirius: In fact, I can give you fundamental prrof that being a sexy retard is better than being a fugly genius. Remus: Hmmm... James: HA, yeah right... Sirius: No, I really can! James: All right, lets see it then? Sirius: sure thing, antler boy. Sirius: You ready for this? James: Yep Remus: MmHmmm? Sirius: Example number one is: Myself. A self-proclaimed sexy retard. Remus: ...And example number two? Sirius: ...Is standing right over there. Remus: Huh? James: Wtf? (See picture of Snape) Marauders: LOL! Sirius: Fugly Genius AHOY! James: HAHA! James: Touche', my friend, touche' Sirius: Why, thank you. Remus: ....... (Aside) Lily: Ooooh, Sev! Marauders: ? Lily: Thank you SO much for helping me with my potions work today! -KISS- Snape: --Uhh--N...No problem... Remus: ...Well... Remus: THAT settles things a bit, wouldn't you say? Sirius: omfh wtf? James(dismayed): ...L-Lily!?