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James and Sirius have a debate about whethere it is better to be a Fugly Genius or a Sexy Retard. Comment has words. For a better view: link
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Words:
Sirius: Whoooo, lookin good today, Mandy!
Mandy: Wtf? Oh god, it's Sirius Black...Get lost, Sirius!
Sirius: Awww, come on, you're not stll mad about last week are you?
Mandy: Oh of COURSE I'm not! You bloody Moron!
Some girl: Come on Mandy. Ignore him....
Sirius: Well as soon as you get over it, let me know, yeah?
Mandy: Gah! What a bastard!
Some girl: He's definitely a moron. Just ignore him
Some girl: He IS pretty sexy though...
Some other girl: LOL, true...
Mandy: WTF, who's side are you on!?
Sirius: HA, hear that Prongs? They TOTALLY think I'm sexy.
James: They also think you're a moron.
Sirius: ...Yeah...but they think I'm SEXY.
James: ...a sexy MORON
Sirius: ...............
Sirius: James...which part of the word SEXY are you not understanding?
James: ...Oh for crying out loud...
James: ...You're such a RETARD soemtimes, Sirius
Sirius: A SEXY retard though, apparently!
James: Yeah, well I think I'd rather be a FUGLY GENIUS than a sexy retard. That way you can get girls to like you with your MIND.
Sirius: Hahaaa! You're KIDDING me, right?
James: No way, I'm serious! Girls like smart guys!
Sirius: Not if they look like a hippogriff's backside, they don't!
Remus: What're you two talking about? I heard something about SEXY RETARDS...
Sirius: Yeah, well, this idiot reckons being a FUGLY GENIUS is better than being a SEXY RETARD.
James: Well if you were a fugly genius you could invent something to make you NON-FUGLY!
Remus: That's true, actually...
Sirius: Oh right, so you're taking HIS side, are you?
Remus: No...
Remus: To be honest, I don't know which one would be best....
Remus: I think I'd need to see some examples or something...
Sirius: ORly?
Sirius: Well what if I was to tell you that I can give you some PERFECT examples...
Sirius: In fact, I can give you fundamental prrof that being a sexy retard is better than being a fugly genius.
Remus: Hmmm...
James: HA, yeah right...
Sirius: No, I really can!
James: All right, lets see it then?
Sirius: sure thing, antler boy.
Sirius: You ready for this?
James: Yep
Remus: MmHmmm?
Sirius: Example number one is: Myself. A self-proclaimed sexy retard.
Remus: ...And example number two?
Sirius: ...Is standing right over there.
Remus: Huh?
James: Wtf?
(See picture of Snape)
Marauders: LOL!
Sirius: Fugly Genius AHOY!
James: HAHA!
James: Touche', my friend, touche'
Sirius: Why, thank you.
Remus: .......
(Aside)
Lily: Ooooh, Sev!
Marauders: ?
Lily: Thank you SO much for helping me with my potions work today! -KISS-
Snape: --Uhh--N...No problem...
Remus: ...Well...
Remus: THAT settles things a bit, wouldn't you say?
Sirius: omfh wtf?
James(dismayed): ...L-Lily!?