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1x08a 'Rise Of The Zitboy' 'Invasion Of The Idiot Dog Brain'

added by misanthrope86

Source: Viacom / Nickelodeon / capped by me

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invader zim

nickelodeon

season 1

episode 8

1x08a

invasion of the idiot dog brain

2001

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Invader ZIM: Jade or Kat: Chptr 5

posted by woowie

"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed Gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! Gir exploded. "Are you supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted by Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just singing my favorite song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 6

posted by woowie

"Kat! What is the meaning of this!?" Zim yelled. "You should be proud of me!" Kat said.
"But now we're going to have these miniature Kat's running everywhere!"
"Face it, Zim! I'm growing up! I'm a mother now! Inside these eggs, are fourteen tiny, helpless, lives depending on me!"

Zim decided to let her keep her eggs. One day they hatched. She only had nine babies, though. Five eggs didn't hatch. She threw them out the window. The names were Crystal, Darkness, Shadow, Star, Xavier, Chi, Kiko, Sparky, and there was one oddball. He was purple, and his name was Horatio. Horatio had his mother's...

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 3

posted by woowie

"Oh." Kat said, "You don't like me."

The next day at recess, Zim saw Kat. She was running around- in alien form. All of a sudden, two freakishly tall men grabbed her. "We have her." said one. A familiar voice. They threw her into a car, and the car flew into the sky and out of sight.

"I told you Kat was an alien!" Dib shouted.

"Do you know who we are?" said one of the men to Kat. Kat pouted. The men took off their disguises. "The Irken leaders?!" Kat said, "Oh well! The Lightopian Dynamite, Master of Mischief, as we call him, will destroy you!"

"How?" said Purple. Just then, Striker, The Lightopian...

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 2

posted by woowie

Zim took Kat in. The first few weeks were just fun and games, until the tallest found out. They wanted her dead. They had sent Irkens after her.

Skool was going to start soon. Everyone got held back. Finally, it came. "Kat, be good while I'm gone." Zim said, and left. It was Kat and Gir now.

Zim was returning from skool. He opened the door and gasped. Gir was panicking, there was wood and blood everywhere, and Kat was covered in blood. She seemed cheerful though, as usual. "Kat, what did you do?" Zim asked. Her antennas went down and she tucked her tail between her legs. "I'm sorry. It won't...

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Invader Zim: The Human House Chptr 1: Moving Zim In

posted by woowie

Madison was a 12 year old girl. She lived with her pop and her dog, Lacy. Her grandmother had died 2 months earlier, so her life was falling apart. But one day, she got news, someone was going to be living with them! Madison was so excited, she washed the dishes, cleaned the house, and raked the leaves. The house was spotless!

The next day, the doorbell rang. It was her friend, Trinity. "Yazmyne didn't want to come today, she was in a bad mood." she said, "Anyways, I heard the news!" We played videogames untill the doorbell rang. We listened as Pop opened the door.

"Why hello there!" He said....

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invader mika part7

posted by mikmik2

while zim was watching me it was sunset i turned my laptop off and decided to make a countdown as the sun setted zim joined in as we counted backwards"5...4...3...2...1!"then once it was nightime many stars were out then zim said"wow no wonder you humans like to go camping"as i just gazed up to the stars i told myself"cool"it was an amazing site after five hours of looking at the stars i said "wow five hours already i am tired see ya tomorrow zim"then zim said"what!?"i quietly said"tomorrow will be a big day so go to sleep"as i went to my tent...
TBC

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invader mika part2

posted by mikmik2

zim said...whatever your thinking i am not an alien!!!!he whispered "riiiiiggghht ok"i joked then zim looked like he was in love too!i was getting a little confused.as the bell rang i went outside to go home looking a little sad zim said nothing else to me but then i started daydreaming about a romance musical starring me and zim as i danced to my wierd house when i went in my parents were still not home it was lunch so i grabbed some m&ms in the fridge since i can't cook i got soda and sat in the couch watching some wiered cartoons but then i herd a doorbell and when i awnserd it...
TBC

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Operation:Taquito Part 2

posted by Solo28

Zim and Gir walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what Gir had said was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. Frozen Krazy Taco Oven Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let you get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...

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GIR

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Cynder and Zim After Dibs Death

added by InvaderCynder

Source: i made this in MS paint

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The invader falls in love ch11

posted by zagrfreak94

Dib was so nervous of Gaz's absents and was thinking the worst already; she was only 5 minutes late.

"She's not here yet, something has happened and it's my fault. Because of me Gaz can be in danger, defenseless and alone, without her brother. What if Zim is using her for his evil and stuff?" Dib said out loud, he was sweating and his hands were trembling in fear. He then stood instantly; his fear he had a minute ago went away and stood in a heroic pose

"No, I won't let Zim harm my little sister, I'M COMING GAZ!!!"

He ran toward the door and once he opened it he then collides with someone and...

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Globs of Doom lost scene

posted by SweetSponge

*a morphoid(goo creature) stands in front of Sasha who is trapped in more goo
Sasha: ZIM! HELP!!!!
Zim: HANG ON SASHA!!
*jumps on top of and defeats the morphoid
Zim: *helps Sasha out of the goo
Sasha: thank you Zimmy
Spongebob: Sasha?
Sasha: yup, it's me
Spongebob: wow, *looks at her* you've changed a lot
Tak: wait a minute, slow down
Danny: yeah, who's Sasha?
*Jimmy looks at him questionly
Spongebob: oh, srry guys, this is Sasha, she used to date me, buty now she's dating,
Zim: *cuts him off* Me?
Spongebob: *looks at him annoyingly* Yes Zim, you.
Sasha: yea, but you know we can still be good friends though...

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INVADER ZIM: Jade or Kat?, Chapter 8

posted by Invader-Tak

'Dib!' Jade commanded and Dib came immediately.
'Yes Master!' he saluted.
Jade whispered her order in his ear. 'Now go.' she said smiling mischeviously.
Kat was still on her desk commanding the class so she didn't see Jade whisper to the hypnotised Dib.
'I need more faries!' Kat yelled.
Suddenly Dib lept onto the table and kissed Kat on the cheek, Kat tried to push him away but doing so she fell over because since her leg was broken, she didn't have much balance.
She angrilly blew the hair off her face.
'Ewww!' said a girl from the crowd, 'She got kissed by Dib!'
The rest of the class mimicked,...

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Invader ZIM: Jade or Kat? Chapter 1

posted by woowie

Kat was a small alien. She was a Lightopian with grey antennas with orange tips that had electricity running between them, yellow spiky wings, a black cat's tail, and pink fur.

The children of Lightopia were assigned to destroy a minor planet, to teach them to invade a planet. Lightopia's leader, Striker, had assigned Kat to destroy Earth, which was really a dangerous planet. Striker wanted to get rid of her, since she was too sweet. Kat wasn't too happy, though, for the rest of the children got Doombots, but she didn't.

Kat finally arrived at Earth after 8 months of travel. Her ship went...

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Invader Cynder fanfic catchup

posted by InvaderCynder

Well, i was going to put up day 3 of my Fanfic, but my computer got screwed or something. i had an entire half of the page done when my computer glitched and everything went away. i had a pretty good thing going, but i can't finish it this week. please understand i had the best intentions of making the next day.well, at least you can look at these pictures.(you may have already seen some)

here was what the lesson was today: "doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...

Invader ZIM: Jade or Kat? Chptr 9

posted by woowie

Kat sat at the farthest table and smiled a wicked smile to herself. She was risking losing her hand, but she did it!

Suddenly, an earsplitting scream was heard from across the cafeteria. "YEOOOOWWWWCH!!!" Everyone ran to the table. Kat had cut her right wrist with a big piece of metal she found, also breaking the bone. She made it look like it fell from the ceiling. Blood splattered the table, Kat's fur, and the floor. The nurse came in and rushed Kat to the Nurse's office. As they left, Kat flashed Jade that wicked, Lightopian smile of hers, then pretended to be the drama queen. "Owwwwiiieee..."...

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Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) day 2 part 2

posted by InvaderCynder

"we need to get to class. come on, Cynder" Sabrina half ordered. i got to class and, since we get to chose where we sit in this Skool, sat next to Yugi. he was so stunned that he went white. i tilted my head in confusion until i remembered that he was a bit shy around me anyhow. "hi Yugi." i broke the silence. "huh? oh, Hi Cynder." he finally responded. we talked for a while until something that Ms.Sweet said caught my attention.

"as a welcome to High Skool, tonight we'll be having a Dance. and no, you don't need a date for this one but you can have one if you like." Miss Sweet announced....

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My Life Sucks Without You 1

posted by woowie

Sparky, Zim, Gir, and Kat had gone to Florida. They were there because Dib was there, and they were spying on him. Suddenly, the sky got dark. Sparky and Kat started acting strange. The two Lightopian sisters sensed danger. Then, it happened. It started to storm and get very windy. "Zim... uhh... there's somthing I should-"
"Not now Kat!"

Dib ran. There was a flash, and next thing he knew, Zim was facing a category five tornado! The sisters were next to him trembling with fear. suddenly, the four realized they were running for their lives. The tornado picked Kat up. "NO!" Sparky shouted. Zim...

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invader cynder fanfic 16

posted by InvaderCynder

it had been many months since the dance.i woke up to the radio playing Leon Thomas the third's "Dream." "It all started out so innocently You were just another pretty face that I loved to see." the radio sang with innocents.i got up and brushed my wig.i got out of my pajamas and tried to decide what to wear.i decided to go with a simple black dress and a golden heart locket. it had two Irkens i didn't recognize.the on the left was a female with dark green eyes and the one on the right was a male with bright gold eyes. i took the pictures out and stuck them in my mirror, replacing them with...

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Invader ZIM: Jade or Kat? Chptr 7

posted by woowie

Kat limped to the bathroom, she couldn't walk right because of her broken leg. "Jade thinks she can steal my idea! Well I'll show her!" she mumbled.

Zim was a bit shocked when she returned, for she was wearing a blue dress with green sleeves, which the dress part was green, too, blue lipstick, blue hair pulled back into a short ponytail, and green shoes, mascara, blue eyeshadow, and blush.

She looked- amazing. She stood on her desk. No one looked up. "Ehem!" she said again. Still, no one looked. "YOU IDIOTS! LOOK AT ME!" she shouted. She never said the word 'Idiot'. Everyone looked up, shocked...