1x08a 'Rise Of The Zitboy' 'Invasion Of The Idiot Dog Brain'

It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The music faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my favorite song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...

ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he seat pushes Gir away, Gir screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs Gir by the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting more and more buildings on fire and blowing up more and more stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...

D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought you said it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought you said I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what you think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...

I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank you for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. Cupcake got up and came over next to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." Cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and Cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...

*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: more of *sniff* you and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and you know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust you more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: YOU JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...

Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did you do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did you do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: You RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did you stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! You leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and GIR arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...

Tak:I Cant Take It Anymore

Gaz:Did I Ask U *Looks At Her*

Tak:Umm..I'M TALIKING TO MYSELF

Gaz:KKK

Tak:Hmm..Wht Should I Do To Break Those Two Up.....I KNOW! I Should Get Revenge >:)

Gaz:Revenge *Adds* Wht Kind Of Revenge

Tak:I Should Kiss Zim Infront Of Dib>:)

Gaz:Idk If U Should To Tht Tak

Tak:Come On It Will Be Fun

Gaz: I Wont Join U HMPH!! Winer! *Walks Away*

Tak:Fine >:(

*Mean While*

Dib:Uhh Wht Should I Do Now?

*DiNgDoNg!!*

Dib:Who Could Tht Be :)

*Opens Door*

Zim:Oh Hii Dib

Dib:Zim Wht Are U Doing Here?

Zim:I Came To Ask U Sumthing

Dib:Wht Is It

Zim:I Want To U Know...Make Out Like All The Time...

I woke up to find that i had slept in a corner with Cupcakes body in my arms.Kats body lay on the floor and Bell had disappeared." good morning, sleepyhead."Ravena greeted me."i don't want to go." i cried instantly."you don't have to. i know a way." she whispered. "HOW!?!" i burst out. "but you won't like it." she admitted."tell me!" i ordered. "ok..i can turn you into a human." she explained. i thought about that for a minute. me be a human? was she being serious? "you know what? here." she handed me a small orange flower mirror with a white back on the other side."just press the middle of...

I woke up early and got everything ready. i washed and blow dried and de-frizzed my wig,got it into a ballerina bun, and hair sprayed it so it would stay in place ad still be shiny and beautiful. I made me contacts sparkle in any amount of light that hits it. i put on my contacts and Ironed my dress so that it was wrinkle free and then i sprayed it with glitter powder in an air compressed can so that it sparkled.i put it on carefully, then id the same with my jacket and my White gloves. I put on my eyeshadow and lip gloss and finally my wig. i decided to take a black hand bag with me so i...

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