Here it comes!!! My big wedding day! xDDDD
Oh, Cami and I consulted, and she let me involve the FCWE in this crazy article too!
You are all invited to my wedding and the after party! You know I like vodka xDDDDDD

oh, and just to make clear, I am marrying:
UMS promo, Huddy promo, last 10 minutes of UMS, Billy and Charlie (Hugh's sons)
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Hope you enjoy my crazy wedding! XDDD I know I did! xDDDDDD



“Where are my pearls? My pearls?” Hilly screamed at her wedding assistant. The young bride was about to get married in less than 12 hours and she didn’t know where her pearls were! That was nonsense!
“I don’t know… miss Raden…” the wedding assistant muttered, scared from Hilly’s reaction.
“Why did I even hire you? Oh, God!” Hilly gasped in disbelief. It was when Regi came in, with pearls in one hand.
“Hey, Hilly, looking for these?” Regi waved with the pearls.
“Hey! Watch it!! Those are real!!! Where did you find them?” the smile grew wider on the bride’s face. Just when she was sure everything was ok, a pain shot through her but.
“Ouch!!! You pinched me!!” She cried as the assistant who was dressing her up in the bridal gown got little crazy with stitches.
“You know, Hilly, I found them in your jewelry box… It’s not so surprising you didn’t find them… Considering you have SEVEN jewelry boxes!!” Regi couldn’t help but be sarcastic and just when she thought she would crack up from the sight of Hilly being pinched in the but, she got distracted by Stevi, who just came in, holding a medium-sized bag in her hands.
“The rings?” Regi asked pointing at the bag.
“I feel like carrying an elephant! Hilly, do you know how much 10 wedding rings weigh????” Stevi sighed as she placed the bag on the counter.
“Excuse me, but I gotta have five rings! I’m marrying five different people!” Hilly shouted sarcastically.
“Actually, you’re marrying 2 people and three promos” Regi giggled, this wedding is going to be so hilarious. She could picture Hugh and Lisa being totally red while there was 3 video-beams playing their, House and Cuddy’s sex.
“Excuse me, but I like to think of all my future husbands as living beings! God, I’m nervous!” Hilly wanted to run, she was so afraid this wedding was going to be a disaster.
“Well, I would be… It’s not like you always have two brothers and 3 promos marrying ONE girl!” Cami stood by the door, trying not to laugh.
“Does anyone take my wedding seriously?” Hilly almost cried, this is exactly what she feared.
“Oh, honey, don’t cry” the three friends scooped around the bride, but she quickly pushed them away.
“Make-up” she pointed out, a smile playing on her face.

“Here’s your tiara, princess” Numbers came in holding a shiny object. Everyone seemed to be carrying something for Hilly.
“Hey, enough with the sarcasm!” Hilly rolled her eyes.
“Lemme see it” Regi ran towards Numbs.
“Just, don’t set it on fire” Cami joked.
“That is not funny” Hilly snapped, obviously pissed. Before Regi could get to Numbers, Hilly froze the floor causing Regi to fall on her but.
“Hey, I’m already dressed!!! You little!” Regi got up and raised her hand to set Hilly’s gown on fire, when Stevi moved in front of Hilly making the shield around herself. Regi’s fire didn’t hurt her a bit.
“Guys, this is not the time to be fighting!” Cami scolded everyone
“Today is the day one of us gets married… and we get to see the cast again… But, the point is… we shouldn’t fight” she finished
“Who’s fighting?” Cuddles just came in
“What is this? The witching hour? Get out… all of you, I need to get dressed. Ouch!” Hilly’s but started aching again causing everyone in the room to giggle.
“Ok, we’re going…” Regi rolled her eyes at the bride.
“You know, Jenna” Numbers said to the assistant “ you could pinch her once more, maybe she would lose that temperament” she winked at Jenna
“I heard that!!” Hilly yelled as her friends left her room.
“Ouch! You know, I am signing your checks!!!” Hilly jumped as the assistant pinched her again, trying not to giggle.
“Actually, your mum and your future father-in-law are signing my checks” Jenna giggled again.



“Laura? Laura where are you?” Cuddles called once she was in the living room, outside of the window she could see many people setting up tents outside, in their yard.
That was when Laura ran in the room, trying to regain her breath.
“Guys… You won’t believe it!” Laura said, still losing her breath.
“What? Zombies again?” Numbers shivered. Not zombies again!
“No… Something worse!” Laura regained her breath, finally.
“What’s worse than zombies? Vampires?” Stevi feared the worst. Their powers weren’t strong enough to fight vampires, yet.
“No! Jo!!! She’s here!” Laura cried.
“OMG!!! Woman!!!! She’s gonna be Hilly’s in-law! Mother-in-law” Cami didn’t like this, no time to panic over small things like that.
“Monster-in-law” Laura muttered.
That was when the chairs outside started moving uncontrollably.
“Cuddles!!!!!” umbers yelled
“Sorry!” Cuddles said in I-got-caught tone



The two grooms, two brothers, were standing at the end of the aisle, nicely dressed. Good thing that Hilly wanted traditional wedding. Right.
Beside 3 video-beams showing a little bit x-rated promos, a ten minute long end of Hilly’s favorite episode Under my skin, ten wedding rings with engraved ‘More is more’ on them, one ring for every groom and 5 rings for the bride, the Teardrop playing instead of normal wedding music, everything was traditional.
Lisa and Hugh were seated together, in front but Billy and Jo couldn’t laugh at the thought their future wife placed their mum way away from the two. But maybe she was just scared of Jo’s reaction after she’d seen the fics Hilly’s been writing.

Soon, everyone was in the yard, seated. Vivaro came too; she had to witness this wedding. She thought she’d seen it all, but NO! XDDDDDDDD

After a while, first bridesmaids came down the aisle, Cami and Cuddles. They were both sipping rose petals down the aisle. Soon, Regi and Numbers followed them.
All four of them were wearing baby-pink gown. That was what everyone thought they were wearing! Hilly had them all installed with another outfit under the gown, with gadgets and everything. If zombies were about to attack, they would just pull the baby-pink fabric and glow in super-hero outfits. Too bad they couldn’t fly! XD


After a while, Hilly came, dressed in the gorgeous wedding gown. Luckily, her but didn’t ache anymore. XD Behind her, AP and HES were holding her dress from behind. Hilly was holding a bouquet of red roses and it almost dropped her when she tried to wave Junior and JH, which were seated with the rest of the attendees.
Right in front of Hilly, the grooms were waiting, and beside them was Stevi, holding a pillow with all the rings.
“Guys, do you know what you’re getting yourselves into? She’s crazy!” Stevi whispered to Billy and Charlie, but they just nodded.
“You will never learn” Stevi giggled.

Call me Mrs. Hilly Laurie now XDDDDDDDDD
That sounds hilarious xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh, how was my wedding? XDDDDDDDD Love ya guys! Have some vodka! XD