Welcome all, to a glorious wedding! Please, take a seat! The ceremony is starting! Don't forget to pick up your link at the door!
*Distinguished guests file in and take their seats, followed by x5mp1xp1nx22x and HuddyCrazy1331 in the bridal party, the best man, thirteen_times, and the joint maids of honour, PotterGal and oldmovie, who seem to be jostling each other for position.*
*Olivia and Missy walk down the aisle together, with the song 'Walking On Sunshine' playing in the background. The distinguished guests all sing along*
*People gasp at how utterly gorgeous they both look (see below)*
"I knew they'd make the most beautiful couple!" exclaimed housecuddy4ever.
*The registrar, who looks suspiciously like Dr Buffer, begins the ceremony*
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to witness the union of a beautiful woman to a delusion fangirl. Before us, stands Olivia Wilde and Misanthrope86, two lovebirds who wish to show the world that they love each other deeply and want to spend the rest of their lives together.
Before we go any further, does anyone object to this union?"
*Silence...
until -
"Aw man, I can't believe I'm missing 'Bones' for this lame imaginary wedding."
"Shhhhhh heeeresjoyce!" whispers EnjoyHuddy, "I know its not as exciting as a House/Cuddy wedding, but lets just play along with this insane fantasy."
*Slightly confused, Registrar Buffer, continues with the ceremony*
"They will now say their vows."
*Olivia turns to face Missy and says...*
"Missy, from the moment you saw me, you knew you would turn gay for me. So, I stole your heterosexuality and hide it somewhere you will never be able to find it. Now I own your soul and we will be together forever."
*Missy, fighting back the joyous tears, replies...*
"Oh Olivia. I love you so much. You are so beautiful and funny and lovely and wonderful. I'm glad you stole my heterosexuality, because I don't want it anymore: I want you."
"And now the rings." says Registrar Buffer.
*thirteen_times, looking fly in his kick-ass tux, hands one ring to Olivia. However, Missy turns to see the maids of honour oldmovie and PotterGal fighting over who gets to hand the ring over and thus claiming the official title of 'Maid Of Honour #1'. Both wanted this honour so that they could impress Lisa Edelstein, who was, of course, sitting in the front row.*
"Stop it! Stop it! Gimme the darn ring!" screeches Missy.
*oldmovie and PotterGal hand over the ring together, both watching Lisa out of the corner of their eyes to see if she is looking at them.*
*Missy and Olivia (finally) exchange rings while staring lovingly into each others' eyes.*
"So, by the power vested in me, I, Registrar Buffer, now pronounce you Wife and Wife. You may kiss each other passionately enough to gross everyone out, but restrained enough so that you leave a little to the imagination."
*And of course, the newlyweds oblige.*
*Biathine, CathCuddy, pure_rebellion and house_amy2 cheer and throw confetti and rice and flowers, while adyingsomething stares in awe at how beautiful Olivia looks. And at the back of the room pollyloveshouse and Chandlerfan seem to be playing tug-of-war with a bright orange hat... Meanwhile, crashthebest__x, angiii7, mollyx365, olivine and Lisa-Huddy wonder what the heck is going and decide to steal some flower arangements while all the others are busy. Missy and Olivia are, of course, still staring into each others' eyes...*
Ok, everyone! Party time! Help yourself to ApplePie1890's fabulous food! And of course, enjoy a hearty helping of wedding cake!
And please welcome King Julien who will perform the happy couple's wedding song
link.
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING! HAVE A GREAT TIME @ THE RECEPTION AND THE AFTER PARTY!
I know I'm not a regular in this spot *lowers head with shame* but that doesn't mean I don't check it frequently ;)
Anyway... bottom line is: I need help with an English assignment!
I have to do an Oral Presentation about "Cyber friends" and I want to include real life situations on it. So, I'm asking if someone has a funny story about cyber friends or if you ever met one in person, and if you did how did it go? Was is a good or bad situation? Was the person you met the person you thought it would be?
It would help me A LOT if you could share some of your stories with me :)
I'd also like to add some photos of you with your cyber friends but if you feel uncomfortable with that I won't had/revel any kind of personal information and I'll show you the Power Point before showing it to my teacher/classmates :]
Thank you ♥
*gives everybody a cookie*
Anyway... bottom line is: I need help with an English assignment!
I have to do an Oral Presentation about "Cyber friends" and I want to include real life situations on it. So, I'm asking if someone has a funny story about cyber friends or if you ever met one in person, and if you did how did it go? Was is a good or bad situation? Was the person you met the person you thought it would be?
It would help me A LOT if you could share some of your stories with me :)
I'd also like to add some photos of you with your cyber friends but if you feel uncomfortable with that I won't had/revel any kind of personal information and I'll show you the Power Point before showing it to my teacher/classmates :]
Thank you ♥
*gives everybody a cookie*