Italy and sleeping Romano

Question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: Pink is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I love milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

Hetalia Birthdays:

America - July 4

Australia - January 26

Austria - October 26

Belarus - August 25

Belgium - April 19

Canada - July 1

China - October 10

Cuba - May 20

Denmark - June 5

Egypt - February 28

England - April 23

Estonia - February 24

Finland - December 6

France - July 14

Germany - October 3

Greece - March 25

Hong Kong - July 1

Hungary - June 8

Iceland - June 17

Italy - March 17

Japan - February 11

Latvia - November 18

Liechtenstein - July 12

Lithuania - February 16

Monaco - January 8

Norway - May 17

Poland - July 22

Prussia - January 18

Romano/ S. Italy - March 17

Russia - December 30

Sealand - September 2

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