Question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: Pink is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I love milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!!!! ITS FROM FLIPNOTE HATENA!!! ONLY A FEW OF THEM ARE MINE!! THE ONES WITH 2 STARS ARE MINE!!

THE ONES WITH NONE ARE NOT MINE!!! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!!



Latvia*gets hit in the gut with a dogeball*"AHHUAh! My organs!!!"
Russia"EwwwAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!Inferior human organs!"
China"...*throws dogeball at russia*AHH My SQUIGLEY SPOOCH*!"
America"Sqigley spooch?Did you here that Iggy*?!?thats no human organ!humans dont have squigley spooches!"
England"I've got a squigly spooch"*


Russia-I could not think of a organ for him to yell out in pain for
America-The original...

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitar it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

China: AW! ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT YOU JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE...

Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN YOU MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE YOU SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE SHOW ME
YOUR C**K AND JUNK AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING SHOW YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER...

You see, you have to do it in 30 days, but I decided to to it in 1 day because I'm lazy.

1. Your favorite character
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, but we'll call him Russia for now.
2. Your least favorite character
His crumby little sister
3. Character you’d date
ESTONIA. Or Russia. Or Thailand ._.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with
Poland, DUH.
5. Character you’d like as your child
...Chibitalia...?
6. Character who would probably be your rival
The same crumby little sister as in #2 and/or NAME OF CHARACTER WITHERLD
7. Character you have most in common with
Korea!
...It kinda sucks....

"Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"...

Yep! No fanmade stuff here, folks, I'm going to try to list all the relationships in Hetalia! This includes who hates who, who's related to who and how, who has a crush on who, everything that involves two characters interacting! Please remember that I'm ONLY putting in stuff that is true for the original work. I don't care if you think Poland has a crush on Cuba or if you think Canada loves France. If it's not true in the original work, it's not being put here. Please remember that there's a high chance that I'll miss a bunch, so please put a message in the comments if I forgot one or if I...

Hetalia Birthdays:

America - July 4

Australia - January 26

Austria - October 26

Belarus - August 25

Belgium - April 19

Canada - July 1

China - October 10

Cuba - May 20

Denmark - June 5

Egypt - February 28

England - April 23

Estonia - February 24

Finland - December 6

France - July 14

Germany - October 3

Greece - March 25

Hong Kong - July 1

Hungary - June 8

Iceland - June 17

Italy - March 17

Japan - February 11

Latvia - November 18

Liechtenstein - July 12

Lithuania - February 16

Monaco - January 8

Norway - May 17

Poland - July 22

Prussia - January 18

Romano/ S. Italy - March 17

Russia - December 30

Sealand - September 2

Seychelles...

Egypt: Mummy-style

Norway: Sleeps like Egypt, but more dangerous. He always crosses his left arm over his right arm, and if someone tries to switch that position (or any position of his), he bolts into sitting position and headbutts them, still sleeping. Denmark has been on the receiving end of this many times.

Germany: He's a side-sleeper. He usually turns his back to any bedmate he might have, because he feels awkward facing someone while asleep. Plus he can pretend they aren't there.

America: Sprawled out all over the bed. Arms askew, legs in strange positions, head lolling to the side--he...

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has more dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

I own nothing, but pray for all those affected by the Twin Towers incident. I hope I didn't offend anyone~ And may everyone who was affected heal, and the people we lost rest in peace... thank you and enjoy this fanfiction.
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That day... That day I felt something wrong, I thought it was paranoia.

But I was wrong, because that day, when the plane crashed... I was at a UN meeting and suddenly my head hurt.

"A-Ahhh ow!" I gripped my hair and felt blood dripping from my nose, my eyes already stung and I heard so...

RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are you ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the next Hetalia war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits you with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, you know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which hetalia character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...

I made a round of the 10 most hottest in hetalia.
Here are the participants that were elected. (not by me, by people.)

-England.
-Romano.
-France.
-Prussia.
-Japan
-America.
-Switzerland.
-Spain.
-Canada.
-Germany.

Here're the top 10. Enjoy^^





Number 10.
C a n a d a.



Well, he's so cute, but not hot.








Number 9.
G e r m a n y.


He's actually a hot character in Hetalia, he's cute & strong guy, I know that poeple love him^^ 1313, why not?. ♥

























Number 8.
P r u s s i a.

User: You know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if you do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in love Ben!?!


User: In love with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine....

Hey! I know a lot of people do this but i haven't seen one from a guys perspective! Even though i'm a girl, I have a lot of guy friends and I just wanted to try and see if it would work. so here it is! Keseseses! ~




You walk down the street, hands in your pockets, over to Francis' house. He might be a pervert at times but he really helps you out when your having issues with your girlfriend. As you continue to walk towards Francis' house, you hope that you don't run into MIchelle, The girl who's always around. She doesn't have a lot of money so Francis took her in as a house guest and occasionally...

A list of all the family/sibling relationships in Hetalia. To adopted and blood related. This is them all.

If I have missed some, please tell me.

America and Canada
America and England
America and France
Canada and France
Canada and England
England and Sealand
England and Seychelles
England and Hong Kong
England and Australia
England and Scotland
England and Roman Empire
England and Germania
France and Seychelles
France and Spain
France and Italy
France and Romano
France and Belgium
France and Monaco
France and Roman Empire
Italy and Romano
Italy and Spain
Italy and Roman Empire
Romano and Spain
Romano and Roman Empire...

< Hetalia Facts >

The source for these information’s are from:
link

- I (me: Sadaf) just edited some of them. Enjoy~* :-))

1. The opening theme for Hetalia is the theme from ‘2001 A Space Odyssey’.

2. Old Man Fritz was actually a King of Prussia. His rea name was Fredrick ll. He was known as ‘Fredrick the Great’ and named ‘Der Alte Fritz’ which translates to ‘The Old Fritz’. He was the ruler at the time of the Silesian War. He was best known for being an Amazing Military Leader.

3. Sweden is homosexual but only towards Finland.

4. France is bisexual.

5. Arthur Kirkland, also...

Italy: Official name is Alice (pronounced Ah-LEE-che).

Germany: Official name is Monica, or Monika as the Germany variant.

Japan: Official name is Sakura.

America: No official or suggested names by Himaruya. In the Japanese fandom she is referred to as Emily Jones, although some English-speaking have named her Amelia.

England: Both fans and Himaruya alike refer to her character as Igiko in Japan, although that's not really her name. Her official name is Rosa. But she was given the name Alice Kirkland in the Japanese fandom, although the English fandom sometimes calls her Elizabeth or Victoria....

(Waring: These are just how I feel about the Hetalia fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)

Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings or ship the characters together. if you like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like yaoi in things. but PLEASE! don't try to shove your ships...