Italy: Draw a circle. that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth I am Hetalia. Hey, my voice changed!

Hungary: That's GREAT Dear!!

Austria:(Just realized he was a boy) Huh?

Hungary: What's wrong? (To Austria)

Austria: Oh nothing.
Thinks To Himself: Now I understand why Holy Rome likes him.

Italy: Hey Germany lets play some football come on lets play some football come on please please football play with me football football.

Britain:(to America) Don't worry I'll be back I just have to do some work to do. Now you be a good country.
America: No why do you have to go I don't want to stay here. Who will read me those boring books?
Britain: Those books aren't boring that are call history. Now you go make some of your own ok.
Later.....
Britain: See I'm back just like I said.
America: Hey British dude!

Japan: It's nice to meet you China where the sun sets. My name is Japan. I am from where the sun rises.
China: Well that wasn't very nice!

Romano: *holds up mustache* Ah-haaa, now you look stupid!
Germany: . . . From here it just looks like you're the one with the mustache.
Romano: What?! Don't look at me I'm hideous!!

England: Busby's chair... Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a horrible and often painful death... Except... apparently... For Russia.

Italy: "I didn't know you were telepathetic!"
Germany: "Yahh, dat und I read idiot."

America: Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin your mind yet or what?
England: *sigh* I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. (snickers) Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.
America: Hey thanks Man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy heck out of you! So I'm glad you think its stud!

Holy Roman Solider 1: Why do we have to keep these stupid paintings?
Holy Roman Solider 2:Hoho, is this a painting of your little girlfriend, or boyfriend or gender neutral chibi thing?
Holy Roman Empire: Its not like that!

Romano: Could you say something nice about me for once?
Italy: ...
Romano: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Italy: Romano, where are ya going!?

Germany: Now if you want to go make sure your prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not not mock any salutes of my country's past!

Random Guard: Oh no everybody start to freak out the Great Prussia is here!!!

Prussia: SUCK IT LOSERS!!!!

Prussia: I'm Awesome!!!!

Panda: You guys related?
China: You bet! This guy happens to be my kid brother.
Japan: *long pause* Right.
China: WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?

"This remind me of horror movie I saw one time when everybody die at end!" -Japan


America: Yo, tell me your ancient Japanese secret diet!
Japan: Well, I eat like human being instead of use food to cover feeling of emptiness.
America: Hey! That was cruel!

Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache und a grape.
Italy: Fine, I'm up, I'm up!

England: Bring on the fire, bring on the Hell, set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire-
America: I feel like we're summoning the devil!

Italy: "Pastaaaaaaaa!"

America: NO! Poor Britain!
(Creepy laugh Grim Reaper behind Britain's bed)
America: Rumor has it that you were mortality wounded!!! Is that true??? I BLAME GERMANY!
Britain: No it wasn't I was in the process of making a panjandrum, when well you know how I got side traced.
America: Dude, No way hang in there man come on please you can't just die you still owe me a whole crap tone of money!!
Britain: Calm down listen to me we have spent too much of our time fighting, and I want you to know...........I don;t hate you I know it must have seemed that way the truth is............(Grim Reaper covers Britain's mouth)
America:Britain, you ok?
Britain: (silent)
America: Eh eh eh eh (tapping head of Britain) AW dude Britain is totally DEAD lets go get a drink to celebrate. (patting GR on the shoulder)
Britain: 0____0
America: See I told you he wake up if we did that

Narrator:“Poland faced Germany tanks with…..Oh right anime fans…..Germany invaded Poland in……Oh right American fans………Poland is i country in Europe!!

Holy Roman Empire:In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.

Italy: Its been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: Shut Up! You should at least have two beds in you place!
Italy: How weird I usually sleep together with Japan and Germany.
Romano:(Grabs Italy's throat) YOU STILL GET ALONG WITH THEM!!!!

Italy: The other day I had some nasty pizza.............Britain made it!


Hetalia theme song: Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Look closely, that's the Earth
Might that be the Earth
I am Hetalia
Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!

TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE!!!!!.......