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What is the craziest crack pairings you've seen?

Some of the craziest ones I've seen are:
Finland x Italy
Belarus x Germany
Prussia x Denmark

It could be a yaoi, yuri or hetero pairing!
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That first one is just scary....
Trainofdoom posted over a year ago
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england x america, america x canada, romano x germany
Plasma_dragon posted over a year ago
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Except Iceland x fridge, it would be Iceland x Turkey.
slothsama posted over a year ago
 SacredDawn posted over a year ago
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Athenabeth said:
Lithuania x Tony. I've seen fanart for it.

I read a Norway x Italy fanfic once. I can't find it now but it was interesting. I'm pretty sure it was one sided on Italy's part.

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posted over a year ago 
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I've heard about LithuaniaxTony on Deviantart, when I heard about it I was just like What the Heck?
OuranAfterHigh posted over a year ago
alicegrim said:
would England and Italy be one?
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England and Italy? Yeah, it would! I would've never thought of that pairing!
SacredDawn posted over a year ago
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THATS THE ANGEL PAIRING D: I...ship that -w-
BeB posted over a year ago
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I SHIP THAT SO HARD GNHFJGTRJG
StockinAnarchy posted over a year ago
Trainofdoom said:
Japan/Japan.....

What?
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posted over a year ago 
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I've seen that too! XD
SacredDawn posted over a year ago
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dude I so ship that XD
taismo723 posted over a year ago
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Right?
Panda-Hero posted over a year ago
kazamiuchihafan said:
belarus x england
guess who ships it
scott freeman, england's voice actor xD
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lol does he really?! thats funny XD
junjouyaoiluver posted over a year ago
KokoUnix said:
CanadaxKumajiro(In a bear form,and Kumajiro IS THE SEME!!!)
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oh yea i saw a doujinshi once... really creepy...
bubblegum_kiss posted over a year ago
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Oh... yeeeaaahhh...
Panda-Hero posted over a year ago
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(.). (.) ......
matthew-canada posted over a year ago
nihonphilia said:
ALL the pairings are crazy. People will ship anything just for the sake of shipping. Hetalia wasn't even supposed to have any romance to it and yet there are still fans shipping characters with animals and inanimate objects and themselves! It wasn't enough to have gay shippings among themselves?
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posted over a year ago 
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*clapping* that was beautiful & awesome & stuff! *sniffle*
CyanKorea posted over a year ago
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Thank you! ^^
nihonphilia posted over a year ago
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I agree. There's only about 5% of ships that actually make sense, like Finland and Sweden (it's canon) and Canada and Netherlands (one of the closest foreign relationships in the world). The rest of the ships tend to make me go 'What?'
xMagnhildrx posted over a year ago
SurveyCorp said:
Iceland x fridge.....
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posted over a year ago 
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Da best ship~
Corporal-Yaoi posted over a year ago
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it's a beautiful ShIp XD
Animegal890 posted over a year ago
xMagnhildrx said:
Just saying, I've read through this and I'm going to explain how some of the mentioned ones make sense, shipping wise, and then I'll tell mine.
Canada X Netherlands is actually one of the most logical Hetalia ships, as a Canadian, I should know. Just look up the history between the two countries! Also, Canada even celebrates a 'Tulip Festival' in which Netherlands gives Canada tulips.
Norway X Belarus may have started up from their similar personalities. Also, Alexander Rybak, a Belarusian/Norwegian Eurovision winner may have been the cause.
Iceland X Liechtenstein may exist because their quiet personalities and relatable life (Norway and Switzerland being overprotective, lack of army, cut off from the world).
I honestly don't know where Iceland X Fridge came from, but I think Iceland and Turkey have some history, but knowing Hetalia, it's a ship.
England X America is an obvious one, the two characters are too close.
America and Canada is another, though incest, the characters are just too close.

There are plenty more I can explain, but I'll just mention my few strange Hetalia ships.
Iceland X Fridge, Norway X Butter (Though it actually makes sense surprisingly), Norway X Denmark (I understand it makes sense, I just find in shipping you can't change a character completely like DenNor does with Norway, but Norway does know the length of Denmark's capital, and that's the only proof of anything more but the capital thing was most likely a joke done by Hima and nothing canon), Switzerland and Austria (Again, characters personalities have been full on changed), and many, many more
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kittykat8005 said:
Canada & Netherlands
Belarus & France
China & the Roman Empire....And that's all I can remember for now. I saw them on fanfiction.net, I was like WTF? How are they gonna work out? >.>
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posted over a year ago 
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Fanfiction.net the best place to find crack pairings~ Canada and Netherlands?! O,.o
SacredDawn posted over a year ago
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Ikr? It is, try the most popular sections and you'll be surprised (and creeped out) by pairings they make. O_o
kittykat8005 posted over a year ago
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Si know this is old, but as a Canadian I can tell you Canada X Netherlands is one of the most realistic ships in Hetalia. Just look up the history between the two nations! You may know this due to this being posted around a year ago, but I just wanted to point that out just in case you didn't. And yes, Belarus and France and China X Roman Empire is strange AF
xMagnhildrx posted over a year ago
junjouyaoiluver said:
prussia and prussia
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...WIN
taismo723 posted over a year ago
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tht works!
alicegrim posted over a year ago
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OMG
cocacolagleek posted over a year ago
MaybeBlue said:
Prussia/Canada
Just can't see that...
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posted over a year ago 
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I've seen alot of Prussia/Canada! XD
SacredDawn posted over a year ago
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It's cute but it is kind of strange.....
Trainofdoom posted over a year ago
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T~T
matthew-canada posted over a year ago
JapanHetalia said:
HungaryxRussia
I want to do something and make a CanadaxBelgium one but the craziest Crack pairing I saw is defiantly HungaryxRussia
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Actually HungaryxRussia not a crack pairing. (for example: 1956)
OoSophiaoO posted over a year ago
BeB said:
I shall put these in order from least-crack to the craziest cracked on I have ever laid eyes on. 5)GermanyxRomanoXD never. NEVER.

4)HungaryxBelgium LOL ... just wow

3)EnglandxRussia I wrote a fanfic for this pairing

2)PuffinxKumajiro Theres a spot on DA for themXD

and finally... the craziest crack pairing...

1) EnglandxFMB (Flying Mint Bunny) ...I ship them now.
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I shall put these in order from least-crack to the craziest cracked on I have ever laid eyes on. 5)GermanyxRomanoXD never. NEVER. 

4)HungaryxBelgium LOL ... just wow 

3)EnglandxRussia I wrote a fanfic for this pairing 

2)PuffinxKumajiro Theres a spot on DA for themXD 

[b]and finally... the craziest crack pairing...[/b] 

[i]1) EnglandxFMB[/i] (Flying Mint Bunny) ...I ship them now.
posted over a year ago 
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WTF!? That's just.....that's just wow. :O
kittykat8005 posted over a year ago
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XDDD Flying mint bunny?!
SacredDawn posted over a year ago
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haha, WOW. xD
MOARdesu posted over a year ago
xxXsk8trXxx said:
BelgiumxRussia
PrussiaxLichtenstein
ChinaxHungary
SpainxUkraine (Although I have to admit that pairing's kinda cute...)
FinlandxTurkey
LithuaniaxAnyone
PrussiaxCanada
CanadaxRussia
GermanyxTurkey

The point that I'm trying to make here is that some people in this fandom is batshit.
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posted over a year ago 
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They really are...
nihonphilia posted over a year ago
Vocaloidcode01 said:
JapanxDenmark.

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
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..i ship japan with everyone though T_T
ColourfulCRY posted over a year ago
Panda-Hero said:
Norway x Japan...

Hatsune Miku x Japan...

I've even seen John (Homestuck) x Italy ._.

And Russia x Liechtenstein...
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posted over a year ago 
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i didnt even know people shipped liechtenstein and russia... where the hell did that come from...
bubblegum_kiss posted over a year ago
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John and Italy? What. .___.
MallowMarsh posted over a year ago
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John and Italy?....hmmmm
Avert_thy_Eyes posted over a year ago
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i ship miku X japan xD
ColourfulCRY posted over a year ago
LadyAkatsuki said:
Among the worst are...
England/Jeanne D'Arc
Rome/YoungSpain
Whale/America
D: -_-
Fucked up is all I can say!
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posted over a year ago 
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England was the one who killed Jeanne...wow...... crack pairing. 50g of it to be exact.
USUKfangirl posted over a year ago
KaleidoscopeFox said:
Hmm...Estonia/Belarus.

It's an EDWARD and BELLA pairing. :D //is shot.
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posted over a year ago 
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LOL win xD
HiddenShadow744 posted over a year ago
teeheehetalia12 said:
Seychelles and Iceland
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HiddenShadow744 said:
NorwayXPoland
IcelandXLiechtenstein
SpainXoctopus (LOL)
EstoniaXSeychelles
NorwayXUkraine
BulgariaXSeychelles
SwitzerlandXgun (I'm not surprised..)
DenmarkXSeychelles (lot of Seychelles pairs .-.)
NetherlandsXFinland
SwedenXSeychelles
AmericaXStatue of Liberty(win)
AmericaXPocahontas (win)
BelgiumXEstonia
IcelandXSeychelles
VietnamXCanada (I thought it was cute...)
AustriaXFrance (not that crack-ish though...)
Hong KongXSeychelles
GermanyXHungary
JapanXHatsune Miku
JapanXJapan (:D)
DenmarkXAmerica
CanadaXDenmark
CanadaXNetheralands (they do have some connections..)
BelarusXDenmark
LiechtensteinXRomano
EnglandXFlying Mint Bunny
KumajirouXPedo Bear (0.e)
ChinaXGreece

And my OTP.....
FRIDGEICE!!!! >:D Wow I know a lot of pairings
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posted over a year ago 
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lmao kumajiroXpedobear=win!
junjouyaoiluver posted over a year ago
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I ship America with the Statue of Liberty!
LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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AmericaxStatue of Liberty=win
OuranAfterHigh posted over a year ago
hetalianstella said:
Iceland X Hong Kong
Switzerland X Japan
Amerca X Hamburger
England X Sealand.....which is disturbing as hell.

And all of the selfcest pairings...
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posted over a year ago 
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America x Hamburger? xD
MallowMarsh posted over a year ago
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I love that pairing. XD
LilacRoses posted over a year ago
missracoon said:
HREXDenmark...
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posted over a year ago 
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What? People ship that? ._.
MallowMarsh posted over a year ago
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......I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
hetalianstella posted over a year ago
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-sigh- Fans these days...
HeartfulStitch posted over a year ago
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hetalianstella me neither, except then I couldn't have my SuFin with me
OuranAfterHigh posted over a year ago
HeartfulStitch said:
Personally... the only pairings I honestly consider to be true crack are insert character here x inanimate object/whatever

Such as:

Iceland x Fridge

America x Chainsaw

and so forth. There are pairings that don't involve inanimate objects that do make me go "WTF~!?" I swear some fans are just insane...
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posted over a year ago 
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I love FridgeIce! And don't forget SpainXOctopus ;D
HiddenShadow744 posted over a year ago
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Haha I see. I remember reading that fanfic. I have it say it was funny the first few lines but, it was so weird after awhile. Spain x Octopus? That's... a little disturbing...
HeartfulStitch posted over a year ago
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No I take that back that's disgusting. Animals and humans? ....-sigh- I don't even...
HeartfulStitch posted over a year ago
tokyomacncheese said:
I've seen some crazy pairings before but these take the cake
AmericaxRomano (i just... what?.. no) \(oAo)/
and JapanxBelarus
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MallowMarsh said:
Norway x China.
Just-- what. ._.
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hallowkit said:
romano &Denmark
Sweden & Spain
America & Tony
......The last one ....really? why?
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Seriously? America and tony? That sounds scary.
hetaku_chan15 posted over a year ago
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^ Ikr...
MallowMarsh posted over a year ago
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What the- they're not even the same species!
hetalianstella posted over a year ago
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^ :3
LilacRoses posted over a year ago
Cerudays said:
I'm going to think up a few crack pairings just for the fun of it. xD Let's see...

FinlandxRomano
RussiaxBelgium
GermanyxHerr Schtick
ItalyxUkraine (...It sounds kind of adorable, when I stop to think about it. ;u;)
SwedenxSwitzerland (o_o)
Hong KongxBelarus
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posted over a year ago 
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Yay! there's someone who remember's Herr Schtick!
CyanKorea posted over a year ago
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Herr Schtick is a cheating, lying whore! XD
LilacRoses posted over a year ago
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There's an actual fan club on Deviantart for GermanyxHerr Schtick 0_0
OuranAfterHigh posted over a year ago
demonartist said:
Russia x ME!!!!!
XD XD XD XD
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smileyAqua said:
Well, I've got 2.

UsUK: Okay, I just DON'T get this pairing. I mean, they're, like, BROTHERS. England took care of america.

America X fem!America: I think this couple's crazy, but even so, I love this couple. <3
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Well, I've got 2.

UsUK: Okay, I just DON'T get this pairing. I mean, they're, like, BROTHERS. England took care of america.

America X fem!America: I think this couple's crazy,  but even so, I love this couple. <3
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Tinekraut said:
quote Ren: "Personally... the only pairings I honestly consider to be true crack are insert character here x inanimate object/whatever "
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China x Shinatty-chan came across my mind but .... I guess they're more canon than I think.

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wait, what octopus and whale?!o_O
I swore I'd be liberal-minded but that one... that just messed up my mind. That's.. s*domy/shot/!
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quote Ren: "Personally... the only pairings I honestly consider to be true crack are insert character here x inanimate object/whatever "
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China x Shinatty-chan came across my mind but ....  I guess they're more canon than I think.

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wait, what octopus and whale?!o_O  
I swore I'd be liberal-minded but that one...  that just messed up my mind.  That's.. s*domy/shot/!
posted over a year ago 
Hetalia-Okami said:
Egypt x England ouo
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nicolft said:
Ummm, Belarus x Italy would be interesting...
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MissChocoBunny said:
I actually made a 3 way ship a LOOONG time ago. I think it's hilarious:

RussiaXChinaXJapan.
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posted over a year ago 
stupidface666 said:
America x Holy Rome

Like wow. Where did that even come from?
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posted over a year ago 
RomeoBlack123 said:
I've seen Austria x Ancient Greece. Still can't wrap my head around that one. Another crazy one was England x Iceland...is it weird that I'm actually kind of a fan of that? XD
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I've seen Austria x Ancient Greece. Still can't wrap my head around that one. Another crazy one was England x Iceland...is it weird that I'm actually kind of a fan of that? XD
posted over a year ago 
HeTaLiArOcKs335 said:
Prussia x Canada
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posted over a year ago 
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nuu my OTP
YaoiParadise514 posted over a year ago
Trueotaku101 said:
I hate crack pairings...Like Hongice, Germanyx Lietchtstien
FinlandixPrussia South KoreaxBelarus
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posted over a year ago 
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*Cough* I ship GerLiech *cough*
TealFridge posted over a year ago
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I have to say, HongIce is my most enjoyed crack pairing, and I don't even like it that much! In my opinion they'd be friends with a little rivalry if anything. Other then that, I don't ship any crack ships and can only find enjoyment in logical ships like NedCan and SuFind
xMagnhildrx posted over a year ago
AnimalHetalia said:
America x Tony
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WTF TRY America x Burger XD When i found it i flipped
YaoiParadise514 posted over a year ago
FangirlOtaku said:
Canada x Kumajiro
Germany x Herr Stick
Iceland x Fridge
England x Flying Mint Bunny
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) x Japan
America x Hamburger
America x Tony
England x the Doctor (Doctor Who)
Poland x MLP characters
America x Rainbow Dash
Canada x Fluttershy
Italy x Pinkie Pie
Twilight x England
Rarity x France
China x Shinatty chan
Prussia x Gilbird
selfcest in general (fem canada x canada, canada x 2p canada, fem canada x 2p canada, fem 2p canada x canada, fem 2p canada x 2p canada, etc.)
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YaoiParadise514 said:
Italy X Prussia just.....no (Prucan and Gerita shipper)
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Italy X Prussia just.....no (Prucan and Gerita shipper)
posted over a year ago 
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You're speakin' my language here. XD
MapleSweater posted over a year ago
TealFridge said:
AustraliaxAmerica

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pokemonsonic345 said:
Does Germany X Britain count?
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mizorewannabe said:
If Greece, Russia, or Canada isn't shipped with me, its a crack pairing. XD
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If Greece, Russia, or Canada isn't shipped with me, its a crack pairing. XD
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monkeypop68 said:
I kinda think Russia x China or maybe Belarus x Germany. Thats weird.
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wiktoressen said:
RussiaxChina creeps me out for some reason. I've also seen a lot of wierd ships for Austria. The weirdest probably being AmericaxAustria. I read a cute fanfiction for it that I accidentally came across once, but how does that even get started? Sure, the writer was pretty good and it was one if the rare well written hetalia fanfiction that I've seen but I'm confused who thought this pairing up. I've also come across fanfiction for RussiaxSpain, EnglandxRussia, and PrussiaxLiechtebstein (which I sort of like a little.)
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Akatori said:
I've seen many weird pairings so now I'm not sure that what I thought was weird... still is ? Oh I feel like I suck at english... Please forgive the little belgian here ?
Well whatever x'D I'm writing a fanfiction and while I'll make UsUk, NiChu, SpaMano and GerIta... Well I've already put together cute little Matthew with The Awesome Gilbert (Yeah I know that pairing kind of came out of nowhere. Just because Gil talked about Mattie on his blog). But you know, I didn't knew if I could do something with the last to. So I asked my friend and she said "Put them together ! ^^". So now I can add Francis x Ivan.
I don't know what I can do with them x'D Should I add what I think it'll be like ? Because I can and you'll quickly know what's hard, beside the fact I don't know how to make them fall in love with each other...
"Hey I... killed your sister. And your parents. And your maids and everyone actually but... I love you ?"
*Sigh* Well it's still possible isn't it ? Yoshiya: But isn't an alternate universe ? So it isn't really his sister... Tori: Uh ? Oh right... well I still dunno, really. Oops, talking to myself again... And I'll be boring you...
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Jenapher said:
Those incest or selfcest ones... I don't get them.. I still don't get why people ship USUK, Itacest, Germacest, etc.

And also the xWorld pairings.
England x The World
France x The World
Lithuania x The World
But I do find that pretty much everyone in Hetalia has been shipped with everyone else. One thing that bothers me is that people thing PruCan is crack. They are both kindof lonely characters and I feel like they could be adorable friends, and Gilbird and Kumajirou too :)
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justme9 said:
Norway X Belarus?
Or
Iceland X Liechtenstein?
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I personally find Iceland and Leichtenstein cute, but I see them as friends if anything, Norway and Belarus is only relevant with Alexander Rybak.
xMagnhildrx posted over a year ago
CrookedSmile said:
China x Hatsune Miku
Wut
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China x Hatsune Miku
Wut
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YaoiLover555 said:
England x Liechenstein... Switzerland get out your gun. I'm sorry it had to be this way Iggy, but your smexy eyebrows can't save you now. xD
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England x Liechenstein... Switzerland get out your gun. I'm sorry it had to be this way Iggy, but your smexy eyebrows can't save you now. xD
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PrussianAlbino said:
Italy x Belarus
Japan x Denmark
Sweden x Prussia
Germany x Australia
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Italy x Belarus
Japan x Denmark
Sweden x Prussia
Germany x Australia
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LilacRoses said:
I have the misfortune (?) of having Liechtenstein x 2p America as my OTP.

Romano x Belarus is funny.

I ship most anything. Especially crack pairings. XD
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posted over a year ago 
BirchLibre said:
I crackship Switzerland and Poland. DO. NOT. ASK.
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posted over a year ago 
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YESH me too.
LilacRoses posted over a year ago
VonKarma said:
Russia x Sarah Palin.
Prussia x Broom
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Pholly_da said:
The craziest I've seen...srry I found this over Google.

Maybe Germany X Romano? Or China X Liechtenstein. Or Italy X 2p...idk what I'm doing anymore.
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sotrybookwriter said:
JapanxCanada
GermanyxAmerica
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Shadow_Lox said:
I don't know if anyone had said this before but

Prussia X Prussia
Turkey X Netherlands
England X Belarus
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-Iceland- said:
All of them besides the canon pairs. Me and the fridge is funny because its not true.....
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ColourfulCRY said:
i seen kikuXmiku xDDD nd china X miku an cuba X japaan
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Tissuepaper4 said:
Narrator x Iceland.
I mean, he's the only character that can break the Fourth Wall...
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OuranAfterHigh said:
I was looking at pictures of Flying Mint Bunny just then and found the ship Tony x Flying Mint Bunny.
I'll let the picture speak for itself
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I was looking at pictures of Flying Mint Bunny just then and found the ship Tony x Flying Mint Bunny.
I'll let the picture speak for itself
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em1007530 said:
The weirdest pairing I've seen in Colonel Sanders X America X Ronald McDonald and Canada X human Kumajiro
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Otaku701 said:
Well I was reading a fanfiction and there was some France x Russia....
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racheltophos1 said:
greece x switzerland
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