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Hetalia: England Question

Why does England got huge brows?

Does it have something to do with stereotyping the Britons?
 Tinekraut posted over a year ago
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trainofdoom82 said:
He has them so I can type up this ridiculous song about them :u

AHEM!

I like Big brows and I can not lie!
You other nations can't deny!

When an Englishman walks in with an itty bitty waist
And caterpillars on his face
I get SPRUNG!

Wanna pull out my Florida(?! XD)
Fuck the police I'm the Hero America!

((ALERNATE 3rd stanza;
Gonna pull out my video cam!
And then I'll fangirl all over again!))


High on his forehead he's wearin'
those addicting brows I can't stop starin'!

Oh Iggy, I wanna get with ya!
And take yo' picture!

Other nations tried to warn me
But dem eyebrows make me so damn horny!





I'm sorry that was terrible. And yeah I think they're there to stereotype the English >__>'
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He has them so I can type up this ridiculous song about them :u

AHEM! 

I like Big brows and I can not lie!
You other nations can't deny!

When an Englishman walks in with an itty bitty waist
And caterpillars on his face
I get SPRUNG!

Wanna pull out my Florida(?! XD)
Fuck the police I'm the Hero America!

[b]((ALERNATE 3rd stanza;
Gonna pull out my video cam!
And then I'll fangirl all over again!))[/b]

High on his forehead he's wearin'
those addicting brows I can't stop starin'!

Oh Iggy, I wanna get with ya!
And take yo' picture!

Other nations tried to warn me
But dem eyebrows make me so damn horny!





I'm sorry that was terrible. And yeah I think they're there to stereotype the English >__>'
posted over a year ago 
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Wow, that was fast. Only 5 mins. after I posted my question. I guess Iggy's brows is like a steroid that can activate your brain to become very created in an instant. It flares up your creativity. In just a few mins. you were able to compose that really... thoughtful song plus the visual aid. Iggy's brows really are such a wonder. With some modifications on the 3rd stanza, your song can be the national anthem of the annexed fangirls who surrendered their vital regions to England. Kudo to you. By the way, in what way does his eyebrows relate to stereotyping the English?
Tinekraut posted over a year ago
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I typed this up a while ago actually XD Thank you though! Uhm, kind of like they have a stereotype of having Really bad teeth (thank god Iggy doesn't xD) I guess that means they have bushy eyebrows too!
trainofdoom82 posted over a year ago
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When I read this, in my head, I was slowly backing away and skipping lines.
RainingBadgers posted over a year ago
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ElleluvsL said:
The bushy brows are really cute and I luv them but I think they make him look more serious and sort of scholarly, and serious and scholarly are two stereotypical British traits so maybe that has something to do with it...
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I didn't realize that bushy brows make one look more serious and scholarly. I myself got bushy brows. I always thought my brows makes me look tyrranical just like my father who resembled the deposed Saddam Hussein. Ja, I guess the Britons are more scholarly-looking than tyrannical.
Tinekraut posted over a year ago
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lol, but also England used to be a pirate and he knows black magic so they could also be to make him look a little more 'dark'? XD
ElleluvsL posted over a year ago
USUKfangirl said:
Some say that it's because they represent the British empire,but I think it's because they make him look sexy as hell.
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venezia said:
because they make him hot! >///<
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Athenabeth said:
There's no logical reason as far as I can tell. I've never heard a stereotype that the British have big eyebrows. I'm just going to say he has them because they look good on him.
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batmanfan11 said:
dont question the amazment in the eyebrows they'er there because they can be.
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flyingmintbuny said:
S-shut up! All of you!!!
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S-shut up! All of you!!!
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I'm england
flyingmintbuny posted over a year ago
Pastaaa said:
Not so sure, but even if England tries to shave them, they will grow back because it was cursed into bushiness. Hima said so on his blog :3 (It looks nice on him though.)
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