101 ways to annoy proffesor snape
1. Learn a charm that gives it's unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.
2. Tell him you've lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it?
3. Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.
4. Sneak up behind him and shout 'Your robes are on fire!'
5. Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.
6. Learn a charm that makes fabric turn day-glo pink. You know what to do next.
7. Get an owl. Name it after him.
8. shout da da da dum whenever he passes by or enters a room.
9. Shout '10 points from...
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