The Remus Lupins - Teddy & Victoire

To begin, I suppose an explanation of this article's contents is in order. I have noticed, in seeing the films and then later re-reading the novels, that there are some character discrepancies. From humor to appearance, the characters in the films are, on occasion, very different from their source material. And it is in my humble opinion that the most important thing for a story to succeed is for there to be proper characterization. So, I hope I do not bore you too badly in this look at character discrepancies in the Harry Potter series. I will only look at one thing per character to make this...

from Harry Potter
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"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

Harry, don't go...

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!


Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!

A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling,...

So, I was buzy making picks to decide your favourite Tri-wizard champion, and I've decided to show the results in a countdown!

4. Fleur Delacour
In at number 4 is Fleur! She was always going to be last, with you calling her 'a twit', 'over-the-top feminine' and 'little miss perfect'. She lost you guys pretty badly, but I don't think she did too bad in the tornament, but hey, that's just my opinion.

3. Viktor Krum
At number 3, Krum! This Bulgarian seeker seemed to annoy alot of you, including me! Whether it was because he seemed 'bleh' (your words), or because of the friction it caused between Ron...

Authors note: If you don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If you believed me for a second, quit reading now.

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AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...