Harry Potter - Go Beyond

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

This article is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's love for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of Fire book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially by Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities....

Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be writing this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.


1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right next to his ear.

2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”

3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’

4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.

5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.

6. Coat every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.

7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.

8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!

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