I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol
"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"
Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, you can say his name now.
How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.
How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to...
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