Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

Its a common infliction that can consume the soul. The manufacturing of bacterial buffers is common in the witch world. Making increasingly nasty bacterial compositions, to increase buffering capabilities of sinners. I know the method, doesn't necessarily need to be stated, using radiation, semen, feces from sinners, using isolated radioactive individuals, radiating further, then look for new compounds or life forms. These weaponize, I remediate all weaponize material giving a new life form, a mark, that grows as a sickness to consume the soul. I cure the virus, only if you choose to sin, will...

Compiled from the Twitter contest held by @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...

I love Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things you can say or do when he insults you. Let's get this list started!

1.If he calls you a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of you for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner--...

When people tell me that James “grew out of bullying”, I always respond with the canonically sound FACTS that James Potter was 21 when he died, 20 when Harry was born and *19* when Harry was conceived. He had *no time* to change out of his bullying bullshit personality towards Severus. Just take a look around you and see if you can name half a dozen of your under-21 male friends/acquaintances who YOU think would make such an awesome hubby and father right now (oh, and don’t discount the bullies you know who pick on people “just because they exist”). And when we keep telling you that...