Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

I think there's something fishy to it. Because it's horribly unreliable and through that horribly unfair and useless.

Some theorize that magical children are born with the Trace but I don't think so because the books talk about it as something that is put on people, as in a charm. And in magic it should be possible to make a more specifically effective charm. Even the Magic Quill at Hogwarts lists the names of every magical inhdividual born. The Trace should be working the samw way but it isn't.

I've racked my brain with the Trace matters after I (in the Answers part of thsi club) brought up...

WOOW i just came back from watching the new harry potter movie and omg it is the best!!!! FOR ALL WHO HAVENT WATCHED IT GET UR ASS TO THE MOVIES AND WATCH ITi loved every second of that movie it was sooo sad :( but great i cant believe they actually grew up and had kids they still looked the same exept for harry he looked a bit weird and his kid was HOT!!!!! but since when does harry potter have justin bieber hair lol?. when i was a kid i thought that in the last harry potter i would sooo be in it lol i was like 4 ha ha but i reallly wanted to meet the whole crew everyone i really loved the...

based on Book 4, all credits and respect to J.K Rowling.



Chapter 4

Okay, trudging up a big hill in the early hours of morning wearing a skirt wasn't the best of choices.

But it was Ginny's fault! She's the one who made me wear a mini- skirt, and she had no right to stomp n my foot when Harry choked on his cereal when he saw me. As far as I'm concerned, she can have him.

I'm not really the type to fall in love, or food poisoning, or whatever you call looking like your trying to suck eachother's faces off.

But there I was, looking at Cedric, wearing a black mini-skirt, black and white striped knee...

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

This is a small humorous one-shot fanfic.

Main Characters- Ron and Harry

Pairings- None

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"Are you sure, Ron?" asked Harry, nervously.

"Of Course! I am. Don't worry Harry, I'm with you" replied Ron with a grin on his face.

"Why isn't it helping?" muttered Harry.

"Oh! come on! You are being ridiculous Harry" replied Ron shaking his head in annoyance.

"Ridiculous? What if she finds out? Aren't you afraid of her?" asked Harry already knowing the answer as well as Ron's going-to-be-reply.

"No" came the simple response.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Harry, we know...

Charms:

Finite Incantatem- used to stop a spell.
Expelliarmus- Disarming Charm
Riddikulus- Confusion Charm (used for Boggarts)
Obliviate- Memory Charm
Accio- Summoning Charm
Expecto Patrono- Patronus Charm
Wingardium Leviosa- Levitating Charm
Rictusempra- Tickling Charm
Tarantallegra- Dancing Charm
Reparo- Fixing Charm
Orchideous- Makes Flowers
Avis- Conjures Birds
Diffindo- Ripping Charm
Engorgio- Enlargen
Reducio- Reduce
Densaugeo- Enlargen Teeth
Incendio- Fire
Lumos- Light
Nox- used to extinguish the the light after, "Lumos."
Alohomora- Open Locks
Serpensortia- Conjure Snake
Impervius- Repel Water
Prior Incantato-...

I did this for a school project in English class. Enjoy!

Pete and Anne Rowling met on a train, which is where their world-renowned daughter imagined her most famous creation Harry Potter, years later. Famous author J.K. Rowling has become one of the most challenged writers in publishing history. J.K. Rowling was born as Joanne Rowling on July 31, 1965. She started writing at a young age, and worked her way up to winning a Hugo Award in 2001. Rowling used her wealth to become one of the most generous celebrities, donating to charities, and taking part in many organizations. She is the celebrated...

OKAY, BEFORE YOU READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF YOU PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR JAPAN AND I HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired...