Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

Serve 4

Ingredients:
100g/4oz Wholemeal Flour
50g/2oz Self-Raising Flour
A pinch of Salt
75g/3oz Butter
Water to bind
120ml/4 fl.oz. Golden Syrup [what is it?]
75g/3oz Fresh Brown Breadcrumbs
Grated zest of 1/2 Lemon
50g/2oz Toasted Hazelnuts, coarsely chopped

Instructions
1. Sift the flours with the salt into a mixing bowl. Tip the residue of bran left in the sieve into the bowl and stir lightly to mix.

2. Cut the butter into the flour with a palette knife, then rub in the butter with your fingertips until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs. Gradually stir in just enough water to bind the mixture together....

Introductory helicopter nature shot
Bad guy at a safe distance
Second introductory helicopter nature shot...
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One loooooong boat ride later...
I looked up after getting off of the boat. My mouth dropped open in surprise. I saw a huge building, bigger than any house I've ever seen. It was lit up, and it looked as if it was inviting us in. Hagrid knocked on the front doors three times, and it swung open. I knew I had to be dreaming. The room could fit several houses in it, and the ceiling was so high, I could barely see it. I stared around...

It was my 11th birthday and I was having my birth day party. Now this birth day was big my one one it was about six when i heard a owl at my door, i just open the door and a letter was to the owl werid i thought so i open the letter and seen want it said

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)


Dear Ms. Rhom ,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September...

I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, you can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...