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posted by ginnyweasleyfan
Spiders, a certain red head's worst enemy
Ron was sat in his bedroom reading some very interesting wizard comics when he spotted a very large spider stood just near his feet.
Ron got scared and he screamed like a little girl causing the whole family to come running into his bedroom.
"What's wrong Ron?"
"T-t-there's a spider near my feet, get it away" he said, shaking. The twins burst out laughing.
"Don't worry Ron, we'll get rid of the spider", he said to Ron.
"KILL IT, STUN IT, STOMP ON IT, ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S OUT OF MY WAY" screamed Ron, his face going red. Ginny giggled and went out of the bedroom.
"We're is dad going?" asked Ron nervously.
"Oh he's just gone to get something to get rid of the spider" replied Ginny. Two seconds later Mr. Weasley returned with a baseball bat. He gave it to the twins.
"Ok boys, ready to do the honours?"
"Yes sir" the twins said together. They lifted the baseball bat above the spider and then WHACK , the spider was crushed and Ron was saved. After his family left the room he picked up his wand and made the remains of the spider disappear.
The next day, Ron was sat at the table eating some toast when a spider climbed onto his toast and began munching it.
He screamed like a girl. His family came running in to see what all the racket was.
"Spider, on my toast. GET RID OF IT" screamed Ron .Mrs.Weasley shook her head and picked up the spider of the plate and went to throw it out of the window.
"DON'T SET IT FREE, IT MIGHT COME BACK AND TRY TO EAT ME" he yelled.
"Oh don't be silly Ron, it won't come back" she said, but Ron was furious.
"Kill it Mother" he ordered. Sighing, she got a newspaper, rolled it up and began to beat the the spider with it. After the Spider was dead, Ron made himself a glass of milk.
That night, Ron was dreaming that the world was being taken over by giant spiders. He was in the back garden doing some De-Gnoming when a crew of giant Spiders appeared into view.
Ron screamed a really high pitched girlish scream and dropped his gnome. One of the spiders gobbled up the gnome and then chased after poor Ron, attempting to eat him.
He ran as fast as he could with the spiders in full speed. When he made it back to the burrow, a spider overtook him and then grabbed him with one of it's eight screamed in fright as the evil Spider moved him closer to it's mouth before he woke up in a sweat. Suddenly he felt something rather tickly on his leg. He switched on his bedside lamp and pulled back the sheet to see a spider crawling up his leg.
"ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH" Ron screamed waking up Harry in the spare bed who also started screaming.
"What's wrong with you?" Ron asked, wincing everytime the spider moved up his leg.
"Voldemort is chasing me" he knew that Harry also had a worst enemy but they were not spiders.
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