My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank you for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When you know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
You can't touch

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to you
You can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And books
You better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
You mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
Next to his bite
If you don't
He'll have your head
And you'll be in detention
With George and Fred
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Come on mate, you know
You can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Now why would I ever
Stop doin this
When others castin spells
That just dont hit
Ive been lotsa places
From Hogwarts to the Ministry
its "Potter, go Potter, yeah Harry James Potter!"
And the rest is just histry

You know im wicked on the field
and magic on the wand
Gimme a spell or a charm
Expelliarmus!
thats to disarm
The slytherins are sweatin
So come look at this ron!
This is Hilarious.
Oh no,
Mcgonagall's comin
Theyre gonna tell
so you better start runnin

ooh, you cant touch this
STOP!
Potter Time
Time to dissaparate
POP!

Post rap: hey all you twitards, come back to earth:
Your precious Robert was on Harry Potter first!