1. Offer him peanut butter fudge that you cooked yourself, and tell him that you named it Cornelius Fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that lime green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really more of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, more flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to join a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much more of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to join S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his bowler hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that you were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, puppy eyes.
2. Tell him that lime green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really more of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, more flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to join a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much more of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to join S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his bowler hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that you were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, puppy eyes.
1 Egg White (buy ready pasteurised egg white from the shop, rather than just using raw eggs)
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres by rolling between palms.
Wrap in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor you choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
Wrap them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres by rolling between palms.
Wrap in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor you choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
Wrap them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect
Hogwarts News 11/7/10
Dear all students,
Hogwarts has some very interesting news for you all.
Last night Professor Dumbledore and Professer
McGonagall decided to get engaged. They plan to have their wedding in about 2 weeks.
Ronald Bilius Weasley has lost his rat, Scabbers. He came back to his dormitory to find an empty cage. He is very worried.
Ms.Norris got lost a few days ago and now we found out that she had been donated to a charity in Africa.
Professor Snape has been sent to the wizard police for examination.
Thank you, Hogwarts School News
Dear all students,
Hogwarts has some very interesting news for you all.
Last night Professor Dumbledore and Professer
McGonagall decided to get engaged. They plan to have their wedding in about 2 weeks.
Ronald Bilius Weasley has lost his rat, Scabbers. He came back to his dormitory to find an empty cage. He is very worried.
Ms.Norris got lost a few days ago and now we found out that she had been donated to a charity in Africa.
Professor Snape has been sent to the wizard police for examination.
Thank you, Hogwarts School News