1)Hug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.
2)Make a voodoo doll of Harry Potter. Push pins into it in class and smile knowingly at Snape.
3)Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.
4)Shout '10 points from Professor Snape!' at random moments.
5)Hide your face with your hands in class. When he approaches remove them and shout 'Peek-a-boo!'
6)Introduce him with the words "Here is a man who not only has a brilliant mind and a wonderful wit, but can also sing.'
7)Get a hose. Corner him. Spray him down. Run. (this one is my FAVORITE!)
8)Dress like him and dye your hair black. Refer to yourself as 'mini-snape'
9)Knock on his door and use the Disillusionment spell to hide when he opens it, then say, "They're coming for you....."
10)Nickname your quill 'Snapie' and talk to it during class.
11)Drop vague hints that McGonagall likes him a little more than strictly necessary.
12)Publish a newsletter detailing his life and everyday activities. Call it 'The Daily Snape'
13)Smile at him. All the time
14)In his chambers at night. Wake him up by jumping up and down on his bed shouting 'Rise and Shine Professor!'
15)When he glares at you, give a similar glare back. If he blinks or looks away jump up and shout 'I won!'
16)Ask him if he knows who Alan Rickman is.
17)Sing, "Nananananananana, BATMAN!" whenever he's enter the room.
18) Tell him Dumbledore has a picture of him under his pillow.
19)Ask him if it's true Harry Potter is really his adopted son.
20) Form a cheer leading squad. Make up a dance and chant for him. Follow him around.
2)Make a voodoo doll of Harry Potter. Push pins into it in class and smile knowingly at Snape.
3)Scatter rose-petals in front of him wherever he goes.
4)Shout '10 points from Professor Snape!' at random moments.
5)Hide your face with your hands in class. When he approaches remove them and shout 'Peek-a-boo!'
6)Introduce him with the words "Here is a man who not only has a brilliant mind and a wonderful wit, but can also sing.'
7)Get a hose. Corner him. Spray him down. Run. (this one is my FAVORITE!)
8)Dress like him and dye your hair black. Refer to yourself as 'mini-snape'
9)Knock on his door and use the Disillusionment spell to hide when he opens it, then say, "They're coming for you....."
10)Nickname your quill 'Snapie' and talk to it during class.
11)Drop vague hints that McGonagall likes him a little more than strictly necessary.
12)Publish a newsletter detailing his life and everyday activities. Call it 'The Daily Snape'
13)Smile at him. All the time
14)In his chambers at night. Wake him up by jumping up and down on his bed shouting 'Rise and Shine Professor!'
15)When he glares at you, give a similar glare back. If he blinks or looks away jump up and shout 'I won!'
16)Ask him if he knows who Alan Rickman is.
17)Sing, "Nananananananana, BATMAN!" whenever he's enter the room.
18) Tell him Dumbledore has a picture of him under his pillow.
19)Ask him if it's true Harry Potter is really his adopted son.
20) Form a cheer leading squad. Make up a dance and chant for him. Follow him around.
