Harry Potter Question

What would you do if Draco Malfoy insulted you?

I am currently in the process of writing an article about 25 things you would do if draco malfoy insulted you. i only have like 3 things so far (if he calls u a mudblood say "at least im no bleached blond", if he makes fun of ur quidditch skills get the snitch from right under his nose, and just slap him). so can u give me some things u would do. 1 prop 4 every thing u give me. it has 2 b funny, and i dont care if i get more than 25. the more the better!

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

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Ajaxranstone said:

I'd say, "are you naturally stupid? or do you practice?"

posted over a year ago

*best answer*

Face_of_Music posted over a year ago

Simple and good.He'd just be left standing there.XD

DisneyLove23 posted over a year ago

ShellaOwl said:

I would laugh and say,
"Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? You father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." I would then exit laughing.

posted over a year ago

awesome

dooodle posted over a year ago

GleekFreak18 said:

I would declare very VERY, LOUDLY how hot I found his insults and then smother him with kisses and or molest him in the middle of the hallway! <3

posted over a year ago

no joke btw. I would do it.

GleekFreak18 posted over a year ago

I would do the same! xD

LadyEmzy16 posted over a year ago

Demeter13 said:

You know wht I'd do? Do you know wht I'd do????

MAKE HIM READ TWIGHLIGHT!

Oh goodness never mind tht is just too too awful.

posted over a year ago

totalpotterfan said:

I would borrow Harry's cloack and in the halloween feast I would use 20 different charms on him Crabbe and Goyle so that it would take 50 teachers to uncharm them!

Also the teacher don't know who did it so I could do it more than once "eat slugs" Malfoy (don't worry I didn't use Ron's broken Wand).

posted over a year ago

that scene was funny. Rupert makes me laugh harder than anyone else!

Face_of_Music posted over a year ago

Face_Of_Music I know,he was a bit,I said a bit,funnier than Fred and George.Probably because he's sort if stupid,sarcastic,and ignorant.

superhpfan394 posted over a year ago

sawfan13 said:

If he insulted me, I would probably say,"That's not what your mom said last night!" XD!! or I would put my finger up to his face and do the whole"I'm not touching you" thing. Or, grab his wand and force him to hold it, making him do various spells on himself, while I'm chanting,"Why are you casting spells on yourself? Stop casting spells on yourself!" XD!!!!

posted over a year ago

Good one!

DisneyLove23 posted over a year ago

Crazy8s17 said:

I would sock him in the face like hermione did ;D

posted over a year ago

Not as funny but its true...

Crazy8s17 posted over a year ago

That was one of my favorite parts in the third book :D

JaseKS posted over a year ago

yes but i already said that i have this

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

no she slaped him!!!!!!

jaimiejo128 posted over a year ago

JaseKS said:

If Draco Malfoy insulted me I would pull a Mad-Eye-Moody and turn him into a ferret. Then I would pick him up and carry him deep inside the dark forest, steal his wand, turn him back into a human, and leave him there :D

posted over a year ago

1 prop coming soon

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

Aww, I had the same idea!

TheCrystalRing posted over a year ago

^w^

JaseKS posted over a year ago

jaimiejo128 said:

i would slap him like hermine and then call him a dady's boy then i would turn on my heels and leave him just standind there

posted over a year ago

i used "call him a daddy's boy" so i'll give u a prop soon

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

Wotch-ya said:

Use the imperius curse and make him stand on the naughty spot.

Turn his hair pink.

Bewitch snowballs to hit him constantly in the head.

posted over a year ago

ok props coming soon but only 2 cuz im not using the 1st one... sry if i send the props rlly l8 im rlly busy

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

LadyEmzy16 said:

First I would laugh casually as if he just told me a joke then i would.....KISS HIM!

posted over a year ago

NellLovetCarter said:

oh shoot, GleekFreak18 stole mine:)he's so sexy when he insults people<3

posted over a year ago

phoenixisntdead said:

I would just ignore him. Or insult him back, if I had an answer which is great enough.

posted over a year ago

Willow_WI said:

Slap him, kiss him, then pull out my wand and say "go out with me or die"

posted over a year ago

hahaha

GleekFreak18 posted over a year ago

OMG! why didn't I think of that?! *Face Palm*

LadyEmzy16 posted over a year ago

keladz said:

Punch him in the Gob and ask him who the bloody hell he thought he was.

posted over a year ago

JasmineValdez said:

I'd make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did you run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy you some new ones."

posted over a year ago

BURN!!! good one

Alchemistlover posted over a year ago

Face_of_Music posted over a year ago

Gracias

JasmineValdez posted over a year ago

MonsterPrincess said:

Say that one more time, blondie! I dare you!

posted over a year ago

nice pic XD

Alchemistlover posted over a year ago

THX! ^-^

MonsterPrincess posted over a year ago

nice answer

killerbunny1296 posted over a year ago

Face_of_Music said:

I would take him to Aragogs Hallow. I'd like to see what happens.

posted over a year ago

Makeupdiva said:

I wouldn't be too harsh with him but I would slap him across the face. Then I'd run and hide cause let's face it, it's Draco Malfoy and he can pretty much do anything.

posted over a year ago

sry but i cant use this

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

ninetailz1125 said:

If he insult me I will do the same as harry potter.
Punch him Or spell a cast on him

posted over a year ago

killerbunny1296 said:

If he calls u a halfblood say " at least i am not a spoiled little brat who cant fight his own battles!"

posted over a year ago

not what im looking 4 sry

zar_far11 posted over a year ago

rk1241 said:

Well it would depend on how exactly he insulted me and what he actually said....
- if he calls me a mudblood or another insulting word, i would reply "Atleast im not a spoilt, bratty daddy's boy, who gets his daddy 2 do everything for him since he can't do anything himself."
- if he says i'm bad at anything ex. quidditch, DADA etc. I would proove him wrong, by doing whatevr he said im bad at, 100 times better then him.
- If i really don't have time 2 hear to him, i would quickly transfigure him into a ferret.

posted over a year ago

i would punch him like hermione did as well.... (in my previous post i spelt prove wrong)

rk1241 posted over a year ago

AmyPond583 said:

If he called me a mudblood I would show him what a mudblood could do by using 'Petrificus Totalus' and leave him there petrified. XD

posted over a year ago

Or punch him in the ... (I have done it before, it was funneh)

AmyPond583 posted over a year ago

7bella3 said:

It would go like this :P :

-goes up to draco behind him-
-Punchs him a bitch slaps him untill hes on the floor-
Draco:WAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
-draco turns to see me-
Draco:MY FATHER WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS
Me:I dont care...Whats your father gonna do?
Draco:Uhh...ummm i havent really thought about that before,it was just to scare people off :l
Me:Draco,do you like ur nose?
Draco:Yes i love my nose
Me:SAY GOOD BYE TO IT XDDDD
- Stamps on his nose untill it is bleading and broke-
Malfoy sobs:WHY ARE YOU doing this??!!!
Me:Cos thats wat u did to Harry potter

posted over a year ago

missracoon said:

Squeal and faint from happiness most likely.

posted over a year ago

alexisn10 said:

my exact response

posted over a year ago

FullMetalFrenzy said:

Hmmm... Now tell me, do you feel any less like a pompous ass? Or should I let you continue until you do?

posted over a year ago

niamdoll23 said:

If he were to say, "At least I'm not in Gryffindor [Y/L/N]." My response: "Oh did you learn that they don't except bouncing ferrets into Gryffindor? Or did the dye go to your head when you were filling out your Hogwarts application?"

posted over a year ago